Portraits of Andrea Palmer (2018)

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Avg Rating: 4.2 / 5. Voted: 262

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Directed by: C. Huston, J. Lyons
Starring: Katrina Zova (Andrea), Chad Alva (Pimp)
strong>Country: USA
Language: English
Runtime: 01:14:35
Genres: Porno-Themed, Self-Harm, BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Women, Misc Paraphilias, Pissing, Prostitution, Gruesome, Unsimulated Sex

Plot – Spoilers:
A camgirl Andrea is frustrated with her job and spends her days in irony, performing acts she verbally expresses her distaste for. An anonymous user contacts her with an unspecified opportunity, and Andrea smartly drops everything she has and heads for LA. A few days in, she realizes there’s no such opportunity and begins working as an escort. As her life gets more desperate, so do the extremities of her clients.

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jcd
jcd
August 26, 2023 7:45 pm

if this isnt porn, what is

A.d. marcel
A.d. marcel
August 25, 2023 8:14 am

This movie should’ve been called “God send me a pimp: I have no idea what I’m doing”

James
James
July 13, 2023 5:54 pm

One thing you can definitely say about this film is that it is memorable. I appreciate any film that can stay with you way after you have watched it.

wawiwowie
wawiwowie
February 19, 2023 10:04 pm

frankly boring and slow. Like a porn from efukt but with budget.

too
too
January 9, 2023 7:44 am

love the enema scene

too
too
January 9, 2023 7:32 am

nice nice nice!

pop
pop
July 25, 2022 12:59 pm

first of all, yall in the comments r fucking weird. second of all, this bitch in the movie dum,b as fuck. not only did she take a stranger to her home but she listens to him and gets raped and gets surprised when she gets raped and she kills herself after that nice man gave her money. this movie was complete ass and it doesn’t make any sense

wanker
wanker
Reply to  pop
September 14, 2022 6:56 pm

just was fucked up

civil
civil
April 4, 2022 11:58 pm

as a sw… this plot is stupid and unrealistic asf. it’s giving, “i’m a man who wrote a movie about a girl who sells sex and gets FUCKED” the camera work and audio is amazing though for it being low budget.

Broken sex worker
Broken sex worker
Reply to  civil
April 5, 2022 8:58 pm

Please tell us how empowering sex work actually is

Retardhunter
Retardhunter
Reply to  civil
March 8, 2023 4:34 am

If you start a sentence with “as a sw” you should immediately be completely disregarded in every way shape and form.

spazzo
spazzo
March 13, 2022 6:19 am

intro and cinematography a 10 but the rest..

Dr.KillGreedy
Dr.KillGreedy
March 11, 2022 7:12 am

Katrina Zova is a pornstar..

Reece C
Reece C
March 7, 2022 9:40 pm

Good film. An acquired taste, but good nonetheless. It isn’t the most disturbing film in the world. I’d say it is the themes and obviously the ending that would put it in here. Most of the film depends on visuals than the dialog. To break it down, Andrea is a junkie cam worker who is offered more work, so she goes around and get fucked about while she just wants to see her daughter who was taken away from her. I saw a few comments about the unsimulated sex being disturbing, but I don’t think so. The part that is disturbing about that is Andrea’s psyche slipping away. She doesn’t enjoy it and when she did the guy left and stole from her. Seeing her destroy herself like that is what makes it disturbing. At the end of the film it looks as if her soul has completely left and can’t feel anything anymore, which leads her to do what she did. That’s good acting. I enjoyed this film, it has a plot, I only wish it was a little bit more structured. Thanks a tonne for this website!

Vlad the dickhole
Vlad the dickhole
March 5, 2022 1:20 am

Spookyrice sent me.

This rules

Jack
Jack
February 22, 2022 6:09 am

Wish this movie was in color

Audrey
Audrey
February 6, 2022 10:08 am

Christ. This poor girl. She’s fucked up from the separation from her daughter and family. That’s why she does drugs, and 2 cope w this shit. She didn’t just wake up one day w a drug problem. No one deserves this 2b treated like this.

Nope ur dumb
Nope ur dumb
Reply to  Audrey
April 1, 2022 3:19 pm

I think her casual use of drugs is why she lose her daughter. Not thr other way around

Stop tryin 2 paint everyone as a victim, some please make bad decisions and then it effects them in a bad way. Drug users are very rarely victims, just fucking losers

boredelephant
boredelephant
February 5, 2022 1:07 am

one boring ass movie, what a fucking waste of time. only a candid lamb would call this trash “extreme”. just because the sex is real it doesn’t make it a good movie ugh

Sassgrl
Sassgrl
Reply to  boredelephant
February 5, 2022 4:08 pm

Ur mad n sassy loll

Kimk
Kimk
January 13, 2022 12:29 am

mehhhhhh

Jonny
Jonny
January 11, 2022 6:11 am

This is the only movie on here I’ve jerked off too any others u guys would recommend?

John
John
Reply to  Jonny
January 12, 2022 2:38 am

Hmmm…are you a registered sex offender yet?

John
John
Reply to  John
January 12, 2022 2:41 am

Fucking loser. Go watch a kids movie john

ballbuster
ballbuster
Reply to  John
February 7, 2022 1:15 am

HE’S DODGING THE QUESTION.

ballthathaveasack
ballthathaveasack
Reply to  John
January 13, 2022 12:05 am

How are you not, mmmmm

lord
lord
Reply to  Jonny
January 13, 2022 12:03 am

Ya pussy licker, snuff102

Audrey
Audrey
Reply to  Jonny
February 6, 2022 10:05 am

What did it 4 u? The milk enema, or just the straight up rape? Sick fuck-

Random
Random
Reply to  Jonny
December 19, 2022 8:03 pm

That Vomit Doll
Movie bcs That Girl also is Destroyed as Shit love it « dont no whats left of me but you can fuck it;-)

Skeeter fresh
Skeeter fresh
January 6, 2022 5:36 am

Dang this was fuckin awesome.

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
January 4, 2022 8:58 am

I assume that this a promotional film for Tinder. Interesting atmosphere to the film but nothing really unexpected and so just 2/5.

Ivan P.Lazarus
Ivan P.Lazarus
December 9, 2021 11:10 pm

(spoilers)alot of what happened to this woman was her own fault..young and dumb they call it..the partying is what got her in trouble at one point..

John
John
Reply to  Ivan P.Lazarus
January 12, 2022 2:37 am

Being raped is her own fault, ok.

John
John
Reply to  John
January 12, 2022 2:40 am

Says a lot. Not everything.

Go be outraged elsewhere you fucking loser

Crack
Crack
Reply to  John
January 13, 2022 12:06 am

it always is, stop trying to be a hero and enjoy the rape

Joe Falk
Joe Falk
Reply to  Crack
January 24, 2022 9:47 pm

kys

Audrey
Audrey
Reply to  Ivan P.Lazarus
February 6, 2022 10:03 am

She was just asking 4 it, right? If anyone deserves rape, it’s fuckwits like you.

blkcherry
blkcherry
December 9, 2021 6:52 pm

all i can say after watching this is just …. WTF lol
this was very intresting to watch, makes me think of sex work in a whole different light

Rian the Movie Monster
Rian the Movie Monster
November 10, 2021 3:54 am

This is, wildly, NOT the most fucked up film I’ve ever seen, but it’s in the pantheon, for sure. I actually appreciate the unsimulated sex. It added to the atmosphere in a way that simulated sex wouldn’t do. Kudos to the leading lady. She did things I could never bring myself to do, not even for art, and that’s not a judgement. Art is all about authenticity, and she made me feel so deeply for her character. The ending was everything I could have wanted. I love how she finally stood up for herself and drew a figurative line in the sand about how far was too far. It could be argued that she put herself in all of these situations, which, basically she did, but the point is about consent. She consented to everything up until the ponytail man attacked her in her apartment. Sadly, you could go even deeper with this film about how women are viewed by society as merely existing for sex, but when they give in, then they’re whores and worthless. There’s no way to win. I won’t be watching this movie again, but I’m glad I watched it. Not every movie has to be pretty and about the “bright side of life”. As I said, real art is about authenticity, and this film had that in spades.

eggs benedict
eggs benedict
September 5, 2021 6:02 pm

Why is Jerma985 in this movie

The White Horseman
The White Horseman
August 28, 2021 1:20 am

In general, interesting film but especially the first ten minutes of it. The rest is of less interest to me at all.

ruby rain
ruby rain
August 18, 2021 10:37 pm

this fucking dick sucking motherfucking damn stupid bitch eating dry cereal

“don’t listen to them.you’re worth more than that “
btw can you come suck my dick on the house cuz i said some nice shit to you? yes daddy yes da fuck is up with that you dumb fucking depressed ass bitch why she fell in love with some sketchy ass egg motherfucker.?!.,?
dog shit acting,dog shit movie!!,! shes got more palm trees in her pussy
SKANK ASS PENDING BITCH squiggly ass bitch palm tree pussy bitch another thing that pissed me off was the fact that she came where he told her to come instead of leaving the city or whatever bitch made her own choice she had no reason to come or kill him that shit was unnecessary i hate her!,!!

Jimmy74
Jimmy74
August 16, 2021 8:01 pm

This is just porn with extra steps

Pufferpunk
Pufferpunk
August 7, 2021 4:40 am

There is NOTHING simulated about the sex in this movie.

Six_zigsick
Six_zigsick
May 28, 2021 9:42 pm

This stupid woman sluts pussy sluts your dick, it was born to be a real social trash. Pussy to trash supports cum I AM VERY HAPPY FOR SHE DIE , So damn good BITCH !!!!!

Glum.Sullen
Glum.Sullen
Reply to  Six_zigsick
August 5, 2021 4:17 am

Terrible english.

ruby rain
ruby rain
Reply to  Six_zigsick
August 18, 2021 10:42 pm

i agree with whatever and everything you just said that stupid butch made me so angry she sluts everything disgusting!,!!

SaTaN
SaTaN
May 28, 2021 6:51 pm

Decent psycho porn film, but I just couldn’t get passed how UGLY that skanky whore pig bitch is! She has the body of a used up 45 year old!

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  SaTaN
August 18, 2021 10:48 am

Hey man, some 45 year olds have better bodies than some younger girls. She wasnt that bad,imo, I would have had a go had I got the chance, at least she was into anything and everything. The possibilities were endless.

ruby rain
ruby rain
Reply to  SaTaN
August 18, 2021 10:44 pm

she has the body of my brothers mother disgusting i’d never fuck that skank ass pending butc!,!,,”

Worldmdepeace
Worldmdepeace
May 24, 2021 12:27 pm

Loved it. Thank you for sharing.

Deathwoman
Deathwoman
May 3, 2021 7:38 am

This should have a bigger following

Neuro
Neuro
April 20, 2021 3:46 am

This movie is really good, firstly this movie is porn but the scenes are well done but not in a typical way futility and despair replace the usual awkwardness of that kind of content. The actress in this movie is amazing, it’s already hard to do porn content but to play it like this is a whole other thing, she gets actually forced oral sex and keeps the despondence turned to 10. The sound design in this movie is the best part, the story is terrible but also common events in succession but the sound makes it feel like a supernatural element is there, like a demon or just the presence of evil.

The ending, the only really unrealistic part of the film and I was basically egging on the protagonist to do what she did well in advance. She never really felt like a victim to me because well it was made clear that she was putting herself through all of what happened and was motivated by self loathing not by necessity. It was nice to see that, while the idea of a person like this being a victim of circumstance or exploitation is easier for people to grasp it’s not how this goes down she just gets what you get when you treat yourself like you deserve suffering, and she sees it through.

Blake shoo
Blake shoo
April 16, 2021 6:26 pm

Slow but crazy af.

That ending was good. Wish more of the movie was like that

Cassy
Cassy
April 15, 2021 10:38 pm

Loved this! Made me cry lol

PeterGillis
PeterGillis
April 14, 2021 1:31 pm

Genuinely pretty bad. It’s unpleasant enough to sit through, and yeah, there is a lot of unsimulated sex, but the acting is terrible. Like, “get the gang from the neighbourhood together and shoot a shitty porn movie” terrible.
Also, nobody has any motivation to anything throughout the entire movie, which kind of kills the tension on a story arc meant to be “bleak and disturbing”. The guy who plays the sketchy porn producer literally stammers through his lines.
It’s pretty much just porn, but without anything that makes porn fun. So on this site, probably a big win for most of you.

Ian
Ian
April 3, 2021 9:48 pm

This film has balls! Litterly and theoretically!

Bravo

Alice
Alice
March 16, 2021 5:33 pm

4/5 rating. I would still give this movie a 4-star rating even without the graphic depictions of actual sex scenes. The storyline is so depressing I really feel bad for the girl’s character, it is really hard to pull oneself out of the blackhole once one is sucked inside… The ending is pretty comical and nonsensical, and just ruined the whole atmosphere of the movie. I could’ve predicted that she would wind up in killing herself but not in that overdramatic way.

Sarag
Sarag
March 15, 2021 10:30 pm

This was great!

Andrea
Andrea
March 15, 2021 6:01 am

yay i found one with my name

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Andrea
April 1, 2021 10:55 am

I dont suppose your surname is Palmer?

Vic
Vic
March 13, 2021 8:30 pm

Interesting film. Low budget but pretty good story. Depressing. 4 out of 5.

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
March 9, 2021 6:41 am

TLDR: this movie is dog shit , and not at all representative of sex work, or cam girls. But hey, if you want to hear a junkie say she’s trying to change her life and then commit suicide by slashing her stomach and pulling out a tendril of her intestines this is for you. OH, also if you heart porno dudes, who’ve never had a line of dialogue, let alone an understanding of what BDSM is, this yo jam. Oh and haiiiii, I’m an edgy movie cause I fuck myself with a toothbrush on my rag. SNOOOOZEEE FEST. BUT OMG it’s so gritty and real..,,,,,,,,,,,,

U so mad
U so mad
Reply to  BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
March 11, 2021 6:55 pm

Translation: SEX WORK IS POSITIVE GUIEZZZZZ. THIS NO SHOW SEX WORK POSITIVE !!!!!!!
MY BSDM IS BETTER THAN THIS LOLZZZZZZZZZ U DONT EVEN GET BSDM. I GIT ART GUIZ.

Bill from New York
Bill from New York
Reply to  BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
March 11, 2021 8:48 pm

Assuming “LadyO” and “BITCHHHHHHHHHH” are the same person, you have now wrote 5 paragraphs about this film and how much you hated it. That’s a totally normal reaction to am obviously no budget movie. Looks like it really struck a chord with you, which seems to be the point of most films that are on this site. Just take a deep breath, count to 10 and keep repeating to yourself, “it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie”. Know you will be ok, I promise.

But I must say, you do seem like the type of person that would clap their hands at someone while trying to prove a point. Which made reading your reviews pretty fun, so really I am all for more of them.

With that said, I thought this movie was fine, not amazing and has shortcomings but a solid effort. Its cool when independent people shoot on film too, very uncommon now and I liked the music. I just downloaded it off of youtube. Would be curious to see what this crew can do with a larger budget.

Kekk
Kekk
Reply to  BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
March 18, 2021 10:43 pm

lol we identified the damaged cam girl

LadyO
LadyO
March 3, 2021 10:42 am

This movie was terrible. I am curious as to why it has such a high rating. Is it unsimulated sex? Because I can’t find any other reason. The setup is so shit, and unrealistic. Hey, fly to LA, after I creepily call you, without you ever giving me your number. Whatever. I guess there are idiots with no common sense. Old junkie needs money. Fine I will go with it. But.. It just gets worse. I get it, I get it. A woman has to do what she doesn’t want to in order to survive, so she goes zombie to cope while she sleeps with these people. But.. I think this movie does a shit job at imitating the type of person she would interact with. I think what’s missing, is the lack of depravity. She shuts down during these interactions( except she was touching her pussy while watching the porn shoot?), and I would think that these men would have a stronger reaction to that. Especially, the “Dom”, from the “BDSM” scene. Like, most sadists would see that as a challenge. I don’t advocate for this behaviour of course, but let’s be real here. If you are going to try to make a movie about the struggles of a cam girl/prostitute then I would expect you to include real-world elements that are..pretty prevalent in the industry/world. Total fucking snooze fest. The end was shit. Like, just no pointtttttt!!! You are portraying this woman as doing what she has to… Read more »

Madd
Madd
Reply to  LadyO
March 5, 2021 7:02 pm

Lol you mad?

Nanci
Nanci
Reply to  LadyO
March 6, 2021 12:06 am

Tldr: mad the sex wasn’t more violent.

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  LadyO
May 17, 2022 1:32 am

you are crazy the plot is great Andrea is clearly a smart girl. This movie goes to cannes (please dont take this seriously)

Stephen Tony
Stephen Tony
February 8, 2021 2:47 pm

Old Yeller dies at the end? Now be honest, did anyone see that coming? Effedup and very depressing.

Yeux
Yeux
February 7, 2021 9:49 am

It was an interesting movie, and i think it shows what happens with people that constantly make bad choices.
People that have bad lifes because of their bad choices and associates with shady people, ends bad. That’s normally the case. For some reason people like that, cannot or refuse to make a self reflection of their behavior, and instead, double down on their downspiral situation.

Lister
Lister
December 22, 2020 11:06 pm

I really enjoyed this film. The actress Katrina is super hot but kind of realistic and not like your average porn star. The speed of how things go downhill for her was surprising and realistic and it portrays how easy it must be to find yourself in a situation where all you have left is your body to survive. That said, the “acting” was appalling, especially from all the male roles, but if you want a film that makes you cum and cry within a few minutes, this is for you. And for those who questioned if the sex was unsimulated or not, were you watching THIS film? Everything is seen in absolute graphic close up detail with penetration, fellation, dildos.. jesus, how did you miss it??

Santi
Santi
October 28, 2020 1:42 am

Kudos for the CBT reference on act IV

Nobody
Nobody
September 16, 2020 3:29 am

Much like the “Cuties” movie, one doesn’t make a coherent statement on how awful people are treated by treating them awfully on screen. Reprehensible.

Nobody's dad
Nobody's dad
Reply to  Nobody
September 18, 2020 8:08 pm

You seem dense, its a movie. I’m sure the ADULTS who made this were in no actual harm and weren’t trying to virtue signal about tragedy for people with fragile sensibilities, such as yourself. Its grim, realistic and cheap.

Try disney+ if you want a feel good movie.

Hail
Hail
Reply to  Nobody's dad
November 20, 2020 7:02 pm

Take your pills, it’s just an opinion.

Jw
Jw
Reply to  Hail
November 23, 2020 11:27 pm

Youre also on the wrong site.

“Der movie on effedupmovies.com is effedup derrr”

Sir Sitsalot
Sir Sitsalot
Reply to  Hail
April 6, 2022 10:06 am

So what? Just because “it’s just an opinion” doesn’t mean it gets a pass. Anyone with at least half a braincell would know that privilege is forfeited when you post one on a public forum, and if you still believe otherwise, go back to whatever fragile uncharted world you came from.

ThatPsychopath
ThatPsychopath
Reply to  Nobody
September 21, 2020 1:09 pm

Who cares? This is EffedUpMovies, dumbass. People are treated awfully on screen in like every one of these films, whether it’s meant to make a “statement” or not. If you can’t handled it, get off the website

Neuro
Neuro
Reply to  Nobody
April 20, 2021 5:50 am

I disagree, it’s not just somebody being treated awfully because they can script another horrible thing. it’s about how powerful dissociation is and showing how when somebody is victimized their perspective is a series of choices and you hate the part of yourself that experienced it for still existing. ,She is a worthless whore why should she not be treated like one she didn’t even cry about it she just tunes out keeps doing it, her self hatred is the source of her life and the events in it, the cruelty is incidental none of it is even about her specifically.

Zed Man
Zed Man
July 15, 2020 12:20 pm

Gritty, uncompromising with a very sad ending for our heroine. Great music and performances make it stand out. I have no problem with real sex scenes but the clothes pegs scene was a new one for me. Very instructive and educational. Overall, I thought it was quite well done. Cheers everyone.

david
david
June 18, 2020 8:59 pm

Very rare I say this, but this a hard watch for me personally. I have real trouble watching any kind of violent porn at all, I really am (thankfully) a light-weight when it comes to sex on the screen. I like to be all fluffy and happy and the woman at least seeming to be enjoying themselves. I know this is the point of the movie, but because the sex is unsimulated, it makes it really uncomfortable for me to watch.

Random
Random
June 10, 2020 9:36 am

Thanks alot

zy
zy
June 10, 2020 8:18 am

It’s not the most messed up movie here, but the acting is pretty good and the sound effects/ camera work is amazing. It’s a great movie to just sit down and consume in a very calm way.

Mitch
Mitch
June 10, 2020 3:30 am

Pretty good. Not all that messed up. Lots of unsimulated sex. It has some cool camera work. The music/sounds add to the experience. The ending is somewhat intense.

PYAE SONE
PYAE SONE
Reply to  Mitch
July 23, 2020 12:11 pm

How did you know if an act is unsimulated sex?

Yan
Yan
Reply to  PYAE SONE
September 16, 2020 8:44 pm

Because there’s an actual act of penetration, on camera, and not an implied scene of it?

Buddy Ro
Buddy Ro
Reply to  PYAE SONE
September 17, 2020 8:54 am

He cums in her mouth… Thats not simulated

Fedi
Fedi
Reply to  PYAE SONE
October 22, 2022 10:32 pm

Unsimulated means just that lol. Unsimulated sex is the presentation of sex scenes in which actors genuinely perform the depicted sex acts, rather than simulating them. Although it is ubiquitous in films intended as pornographic, it is very uncommon in other films…..

Skullfuk
Skullfuk
Reply to  Mitch
November 19, 2020 11:28 am

Wow that was fucked up

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Mitch
May 17, 2022 1:36 am

did you know she is an actual pornstar? this is just another bad porn movie guys come on 4 stars???