Portraits of Andrea Palmer (2018)
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Directed by: C. Huston, J. Lyons
Starring: Katrina Zova (Andrea), Chad Alva (Pimp)
strong>Country: USA
Language: English
Runtime: 01:14:35
Genres: Porno-Themed, Self-Harm, BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Women, Misc Paraphilias, Pissing, Prostitution, Gruesome, Unsimulated Sex
Plot – Spoilers:
A camgirl Andrea is frustrated with her job and spends her days in irony, performing acts she verbally expresses her distaste for. An anonymous user contacts her with an unspecified opportunity, and Andrea smartly drops everything she has and heads for LA. A few days in, she realizes there’s no such opportunity and begins working as an escort. As her life gets more desperate, so do the extremities of her clients.
if this isnt porn, what is
This movie should’ve been called “God send me a pimp: I have no idea what I’m doing”
One thing you can definitely say about this film is that it is memorable. I appreciate any film that can stay with you way after you have watched it.
frankly boring and slow. Like a porn from efukt but with budget.
love the enema scene
nice nice nice!
first of all, yall in the comments r fucking weird. second of all, this bitch in the movie dum,b as fuck. not only did she take a stranger to her home but she listens to him and gets raped and gets surprised when she gets raped and she kills herself after that nice man gave her money. this movie was complete ass and it doesn’t make any sense
just was fucked up
as a sw… this plot is stupid and unrealistic asf. it’s giving, “i’m a man who wrote a movie about a girl who sells sex and gets FUCKED” the camera work and audio is amazing though for it being low budget.
Please tell us how empowering sex work actually is
If you start a sentence with “as a sw” you should immediately be completely disregarded in every way shape and form.
intro and cinematography a 10 but the rest..
Katrina Zova is a pornstar..
Good film. An acquired taste, but good nonetheless. It isn’t the most disturbing film in the world. I’d say it is the themes and obviously the ending that would put it in here. Most of the film depends on visuals than the dialog. To break it down, Andrea is a junkie cam worker who is offered more work, so she goes around and get fucked about while she just wants to see her daughter who was taken away from her. I saw a few comments about the unsimulated sex being disturbing, but I don’t think so. The part that is disturbing about that is Andrea’s psyche slipping away. She doesn’t enjoy it and when she did the guy left and stole from her. Seeing her destroy herself like that is what makes it disturbing. At the end of the film it looks as if her soul has completely left and can’t feel anything anymore, which leads her to do what she did. That’s good acting. I enjoyed this film, it has a plot, I only wish it was a little bit more structured. Thanks a tonne for this website!
Spookyrice sent me.
This rules
Wish this movie was in color
Christ. This poor girl. She’s fucked up from the separation from her daughter and family. That’s why she does drugs, and 2 cope w this shit. She didn’t just wake up one day w a drug problem. No one deserves this 2b treated like this.
I think her casual use of drugs is why she lose her daughter. Not thr other way around
Stop tryin 2 paint everyone as a victim, some please make bad decisions and then it effects them in a bad way. Drug users are very rarely victims, just fucking losers
one boring ass movie, what a fucking waste of time. only a candid lamb would call this trash “extreme”. just because the sex is real it doesn’t make it a good movie ugh
Ur mad n sassy loll
mehhhhhh
This is the only movie on here I’ve jerked off too any others u guys would recommend?
Hmmm…are you a registered sex offender yet?
Fucking loser. Go watch a kids movie john
HE’S DODGING THE QUESTION.
How are you not, mmmmm
Ya pussy licker, snuff102
What did it 4 u? The milk enema, or just the straight up rape? Sick fuck-
That Vomit Doll
Movie bcs That Girl also is Destroyed as Shit love it « dont no whats left of me but you can fuck it;-)
Dang this was fuckin awesome.
I assume that this a promotional film for Tinder. Interesting atmosphere to the film but nothing really unexpected and so just 2/5.
(spoilers)alot of what happened to this woman was her own fault..young and dumb they call it..the partying is what got her in trouble at one point..
Being raped is her own fault, ok.
Says a lot. Not everything.
Go be outraged elsewhere you fucking loser
it always is, stop trying to be a hero and enjoy the rape
kys
She was just asking 4 it, right? If anyone deserves rape, it’s fuckwits like you.
all i can say after watching this is just …. WTF lol
this was very intresting to watch, makes me think of sex work in a whole different light
This is, wildly, NOT the most fucked up film I’ve ever seen, but it’s in the pantheon, for sure. I actually appreciate the unsimulated sex. It added to the atmosphere in a way that simulated sex wouldn’t do. Kudos to the leading lady. She did things I could never bring myself to do, not even for art, and that’s not a judgement. Art is all about authenticity, and she made me feel so deeply for her character. The ending was everything I could have wanted. I love how she finally stood up for herself and drew a figurative line in the sand about how far was too far. It could be argued that she put herself in all of these situations, which, basically she did, but the point is about consent. She consented to everything up until the ponytail man attacked her in her apartment. Sadly, you could go even deeper with this film about how women are viewed by society as merely existing for sex, but when they give in, then they’re whores and worthless. There’s no way to win. I won’t be watching this movie again, but I’m glad I watched it. Not every movie has to be pretty and about the “bright side of life”. As I said, real art is about authenticity, and this film had that in spades.
Why is Jerma985 in this movie
In general, interesting film but especially the first ten minutes of it. The rest is of less interest to me at all.
this fucking dick sucking motherfucking damn stupid bitch eating dry cereal
“don’t listen to them.you’re worth more than that “
btw can you come suck my dick on the house cuz i said some nice shit to you? yes daddy yes da fuck is up with that you dumb fucking depressed ass bitch why she fell in love with some sketchy ass egg motherfucker.?!.,?
dog shit acting,dog shit movie!!,! shes got more palm trees in her pussy
SKANK ASS PENDING BITCH squiggly ass bitch palm tree pussy bitch another thing that pissed me off was the fact that she came where he told her to come instead of leaving the city or whatever bitch made her own choice she had no reason to come or kill him that shit was unnecessary i hate her!,!!
This is just porn with extra steps
There is NOTHING simulated about the sex in this movie.
This stupid woman sluts pussy sluts your dick, it was born to be a real social trash. Pussy to trash supports cum I AM VERY HAPPY FOR SHE DIE , So damn good BITCH !!!!!
Terrible english.
i agree with whatever and everything you just said that stupid butch made me so angry she sluts everything disgusting!,!!
Decent psycho porn film, but I just couldn’t get passed how UGLY that skanky whore pig bitch is! She has the body of a used up 45 year old!
Hey man, some 45 year olds have better bodies than some younger girls. She wasnt that bad,imo, I would have had a go had I got the chance, at least she was into anything and everything. The possibilities were endless.
she has the body of my brothers mother disgusting i’d never fuck that skank ass pending butc!,!,,”
Loved it. Thank you for sharing.
This should have a bigger following
This movie is really good, firstly this movie is porn but the scenes are well done but not in a typical way futility and despair replace the usual awkwardness of that kind of content. The actress in this movie is amazing, it’s already hard to do porn content but to play it like this is a whole other thing, she gets actually forced oral sex and keeps the despondence turned to 10. The sound design in this movie is the best part, the story is terrible but also common events in succession but the sound makes it feel like a supernatural element is there, like a demon or just the presence of evil.
The ending, the only really unrealistic part of the film and I was basically egging on the protagonist to do what she did well in advance. She never really felt like a victim to me because well it was made clear that she was putting herself through all of what happened and was motivated by self loathing not by necessity. It was nice to see that, while the idea of a person like this being a victim of circumstance or exploitation is easier for people to grasp it’s not how this goes down she just gets what you get when you treat yourself like you deserve suffering, and she sees it through.
Slow but crazy af.
That ending was good. Wish more of the movie was like that
Loved this! Made me cry lol
Genuinely pretty bad. It’s unpleasant enough to sit through, and yeah, there is a lot of unsimulated sex, but the acting is terrible. Like, “get the gang from the neighbourhood together and shoot a shitty porn movie” terrible.
Also, nobody has any motivation to anything throughout the entire movie, which kind of kills the tension on a story arc meant to be “bleak and disturbing”. The guy who plays the sketchy porn producer literally stammers through his lines.
It’s pretty much just porn, but without anything that makes porn fun. So on this site, probably a big win for most of you.
This film has balls! Litterly and theoretically!
Bravo
4/5 rating. I would still give this movie a 4-star rating even without the graphic depictions of actual sex scenes. The storyline is so depressing I really feel bad for the girl’s character, it is really hard to pull oneself out of the blackhole once one is sucked inside… The ending is pretty comical and nonsensical, and just ruined the whole atmosphere of the movie. I could’ve predicted that she would wind up in killing herself but not in that overdramatic way.
This was great!
yay i found one with my name
I dont suppose your surname is Palmer?
Interesting film. Low budget but pretty good story. Depressing. 4 out of 5.
TLDR: this movie is dog shit , and not at all representative of sex work, or cam girls. But hey, if you want to hear a junkie say she’s trying to change her life and then commit suicide by slashing her stomach and pulling out a tendril of her intestines this is for you. OH, also if you heart porno dudes, who’ve never had a line of dialogue, let alone an understanding of what BDSM is, this yo jam. Oh and haiiiii, I’m an edgy movie cause I fuck myself with a toothbrush on my rag. SNOOOOZEEE FEST. BUT OMG it’s so gritty and real..,,,,,,,,,,,,
Translation: SEX WORK IS POSITIVE GUIEZZZZZ. THIS NO SHOW SEX WORK POSITIVE !!!!!!!
MY BSDM IS BETTER THAN THIS LOLZZZZZZZZZ U DONT EVEN GET BSDM. I GIT ART GUIZ.
Assuming “LadyO” and “BITCHHHHHHHHHH” are the same person, you have now wrote 5 paragraphs about this film and how much you hated it. That’s a totally normal reaction to am obviously no budget movie. Looks like it really struck a chord with you, which seems to be the point of most films that are on this site. Just take a deep breath, count to 10 and keep repeating to yourself, “it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie”. Know you will be ok, I promise.
But I must say, you do seem like the type of person that would clap their hands at someone while trying to prove a point. Which made reading your reviews pretty fun, so really I am all for more of them.
With that said, I thought this movie was fine, not amazing and has shortcomings but a solid effort. Its cool when independent people shoot on film too, very uncommon now and I liked the music. I just downloaded it off of youtube. Would be curious to see what this crew can do with a larger budget.
lol we identified the damaged cam girl
This movie was terrible. I am curious as to why it has such a high rating. Is it unsimulated sex? Because I can’t find any other reason. The setup is so shit, and unrealistic. Hey, fly to LA, after I creepily call you, without you ever giving me your number. Whatever. I guess there are idiots with no common sense. Old junkie needs money. Fine I will go with it. But.. It just gets worse. I get it, I get it. A woman has to do what she doesn’t want to in order to survive, so she goes zombie to cope while she sleeps with these people. But.. I think this movie does a shit job at imitating the type of person she would interact with. I think what’s missing, is the lack of depravity. She shuts down during these interactions( except she was touching her pussy while watching the porn shoot?), and I would think that these men would have a stronger reaction to that. Especially, the “Dom”, from the “BDSM” scene. Like, most sadists would see that as a challenge. I don’t advocate for this behaviour of course, but let’s be real here. If you are going to try to make a movie about the struggles of a cam girl/prostitute then I would expect you to include real-world elements that are..pretty prevalent in the industry/world. Total fucking snooze fest. The end was shit. Like, just no pointtttttt!!! You are portraying this woman as doing what she has to… Read more »
Lol you mad?
Tldr: mad the sex wasn’t more violent.
you are crazy the plot is great Andrea is clearly a smart girl. This movie goes to cannes (please dont take this seriously)
Old Yeller dies at the end? Now be honest, did anyone see that coming? Effedup and very depressing.
It was an interesting movie, and i think it shows what happens with people that constantly make bad choices.
People that have bad lifes because of their bad choices and associates with shady people, ends bad. That’s normally the case. For some reason people like that, cannot or refuse to make a self reflection of their behavior, and instead, double down on their downspiral situation.
I really enjoyed this film. The actress Katrina is super hot but kind of realistic and not like your average porn star. The speed of how things go downhill for her was surprising and realistic and it portrays how easy it must be to find yourself in a situation where all you have left is your body to survive. That said, the “acting” was appalling, especially from all the male roles, but if you want a film that makes you cum and cry within a few minutes, this is for you. And for those who questioned if the sex was unsimulated or not, were you watching THIS film? Everything is seen in absolute graphic close up detail with penetration, fellation, dildos.. jesus, how did you miss it??
Kudos for the CBT reference on act IV
Much like the “Cuties” movie, one doesn’t make a coherent statement on how awful people are treated by treating them awfully on screen. Reprehensible.
You seem dense, its a movie. I’m sure the ADULTS who made this were in no actual harm and weren’t trying to virtue signal about tragedy for people with fragile sensibilities, such as yourself. Its grim, realistic and cheap.
Try disney+ if you want a feel good movie.
Take your pills, it’s just an opinion.
Youre also on the wrong site.
“Der movie on effedupmovies.com is effedup derrr”
So what? Just because “it’s just an opinion” doesn’t mean it gets a pass. Anyone with at least half a braincell would know that privilege is forfeited when you post one on a public forum, and if you still believe otherwise, go back to whatever fragile uncharted world you came from.
Who cares? This is EffedUpMovies, dumbass. People are treated awfully on screen in like every one of these films, whether it’s meant to make a “statement” or not. If you can’t handled it, get off the website
I disagree, it’s not just somebody being treated awfully because they can script another horrible thing. it’s about how powerful dissociation is and showing how when somebody is victimized their perspective is a series of choices and you hate the part of yourself that experienced it for still existing. ,She is a worthless whore why should she not be treated like one she didn’t even cry about it she just tunes out keeps doing it, her self hatred is the source of her life and the events in it, the cruelty is incidental none of it is even about her specifically.
Gritty, uncompromising with a very sad ending for our heroine. Great music and performances make it stand out. I have no problem with real sex scenes but the clothes pegs scene was a new one for me. Very instructive and educational. Overall, I thought it was quite well done. Cheers everyone.
Very rare I say this, but this a hard watch for me personally. I have real trouble watching any kind of violent porn at all, I really am (thankfully) a light-weight when it comes to sex on the screen. I like to be all fluffy and happy and the woman at least seeming to be enjoying themselves. I know this is the point of the movie, but because the sex is unsimulated, it makes it really uncomfortable for me to watch.
Thanks alot
It’s not the most messed up movie here, but the acting is pretty good and the sound effects/ camera work is amazing. It’s a great movie to just sit down and consume in a very calm way.
Pretty good. Not all that messed up. Lots of unsimulated sex. It has some cool camera work. The music/sounds add to the experience. The ending is somewhat intense.
How did you know if an act is unsimulated sex?
Because there’s an actual act of penetration, on camera, and not an implied scene of it?
He cums in her mouth… Thats not simulated
Unsimulated means just that lol. Unsimulated sex is the presentation of sex scenes in which actors genuinely perform the depicted sex acts, rather than simulating them. Although it is ubiquitous in films intended as pornographic, it is very uncommon in other films…..
Wow that was fucked up
did you know she is an actual pornstar? this is just another bad porn movie guys come on 4 stars???