Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)

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Avg Rating: 3.1 / 5. Voted: 15

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Directed by: Charles E. Sellier Jr.
Starring: Robert Brian Wilson (Billy Chapman), Danny Wagner (8-year-yld Billy), Jonathan Best (5-year-old Billy), Lilyan Chauvin (Mother Superior), Gilmer McCormick (Sister Margaret), Charles Dierkop (Killer Santa), Toni Nero (Pamela), Randy Stumpf (Andy), Britt Leach (Mr. Sims), Will Hare (Grandpa), Alex Burton (Ricky Chapman)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:24:51
Genres: Religious-themes, Childhood, Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
Family driving through snowy peak country on a visit to Grandpa. Smarmy smiles from Dad and Mum and happy-family conversations with kid in the back. And then Evil Santa arrives, bringing lifelong trauma rather than yuletide cheer. The kid survives and grows up in an orphanage where Mother Superior supplements Evil Santa’s earlier presents by infusing guilt and a twisted version of right and wrong, particularly in sexual matters.

The version here is from a release where the censored scenes were edited into the theatrical cut, leading to fairly obvious changes in quality and colour during the scenes.

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Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
December 23, 2021 6:46 pm

A true Xmas classic. Cheers guys!

Lotty Da
Lotty Da
December 23, 2021 7:48 pm

Love this movie… especially the unedited parts that were missing the first time I saw it. Yes classic 80’s holiday horror. EU you’re the best !!!

Vic
Vic
December 23, 2021 9:14 pm

Silly movie. Merry Christmas to all! No hard feelings Zed Man – ok? Still friends?

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Vic
December 24, 2021 4:34 pm

Fuck you you racist narcissistic sack of shit. I’d rather drag my favourite piece of broken glass in penises than be “friends” with you. I’ve just been to the shop with my dad. Same as I always accompany him to the shop. I have to walk a few steps behind him carrying his digestive system in two carrier bags. Do you have any idea how stressful that is? Didn’t think so. Merry Christmas you sexy bastard xX

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Zed Man
December 24, 2021 4:48 pm

Whatever you do Zed Man, do not let that creep Vic convince you that he is your friend. He is not. Vic is a liar, but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack you. He is counting on you to have a moronic knee-jerk reaction and an exaggerated emotional outburst because he knows that is when you will be at your most vulnerable. Heed my warning, my friend, and stay safe from predators this holiday season.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  A concerned friend
December 24, 2021 6:11 pm

And as for you you butcher’s boy dickfaced wannabe. You stole my prostitutes. Why don’t you look in the mirror before handing out shit advice that makes you lose. Your unhealthy obsession with me needs to stop. You should come to my neighborhood and start shit bitch. I won’t be held accountable. One more word and I swear I’ll do it. I’ll suck your dick!

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  A concerned friend
December 26, 2021 1:05 am

That line about mixing the truth and lies to attack, is a direct quote from ”The Exorcist” when the priests are battling a demon in a little girl. Not really applicable here, but you have great imagination.

ZedsDeadBaby
ZedsDeadBaby
Reply to  Zed Man
December 26, 2021 8:18 am

I finally figured it out: you’re one of the moderators of this site on a pseudo-username posing for us as ‘Comical Relief.’

LockedWrath
LockedWrath
Reply to  ZedsDeadBaby
December 27, 2021 7:34 am

Don’t you think the mods have better things to do?

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright
December 23, 2021 10:24 pm

Just your “run-of-the-mill” Christmas movie. Great title, an okay movie – to say the least.

Porușniuc Adina
Porușniuc Adina
December 23, 2021 10:54 pm

I wish you all a Happy Christmas !

Hom Per
Hom Per
December 24, 2021 1:24 am

I saw this in the theater before they pulled the film. Parents picketed this because of Santa being cast as a murderer. How times have changed. Pure American Kraft Cheese.

fred fat
fred fat
December 24, 2021 11:00 pm

merry christmas everybody one and all

Thinkstr
Thinkstr
December 26, 2021 12:18 am

Merry Christmas errybody!

mavericus
mavericus
December 26, 2021 12:43 am

merry xmas

Ironwoman
Ironwoman
December 26, 2021 9:17 pm

Merry xmass everyone! 🙂

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
December 27, 2021 3:15 am

So bad that I couldn’t finish it.

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