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AKA: Dværgen
Directed by: Vidal Raski
Starring: Torben Bille (Olaf), Anne Sparrow (Mary), Tony Eades (Peter), Clara Keller (Lila), Werner Hedman (Santa Claus)
Country: Denmark, Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:36:21
Genres: Dolls-Toys, Prostitution, Drugs, Sexual-Violence against Women, Unsimulated Sex, Dwarf
Plot – Spoilers:
A writer and his wife Mary rent a seedy room, as that’s all they can afford. The place is run by a failed showgirl and her dwarf son, Olaf.
The mother-son couple have an interesting attic where they keep junked-up girls whom they whore out to select clients. While Olaf sometimes enjoys tormenting the girls with his walking stick, he’s mostly absorbed in the titillating games he conjures from his vast collection of stuffed dolls and mechanical toys.
Inevitably, blonde Mary soon catches the attention of her hosts as a potential cashcow.
The Sinful Dwarf version here is the hardcore Danish one (English language though), that includes porno scenes. With the extended sex scenes, it can sometimes meander, but Olaf with his time-traveling Chucky-like features makes up for it all with his sneers and other little oddities.
Bizarre film with soft core porn scenes and cabaret numbers. The opening credit sequence was weird AF. This one is wacky for sure. 3 stars.
This video reminds me of them retard sex ed training videos, just google The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables. and the Dwarf looks like if Peter Dinklage & jack Black had a kid lol
Definitely a good movie hahaha from what I remember & reseen here tonight
dwarf porn
who is this chucky wannabe ahh gtfo
That midget looks like the late singer Meatloaf! Movie reminds me of “Bad Boy Bubby”, surprised THAT film isn’t here.
Why they put an “Adults Only” Sticker on the cover when they could have gone with a much more suiting “Only For GROWN-UPs” i will never understand.
I was hoping to see that old bitch’s tits and then there they were.
this movie is so fucking boring
Best Marvel movie.
It had an interesting concept but then soon turned out to being bugger.
Not that interesting….
Watching this movie makes you feel like having an explosive diarrhoea and not wiping your butt.
Its the 70s so that means naked woman, sex, drugs, trashy porn music and …. a dwarf! A film that’s worth a watch just for Olaf’s (the dwarf’s) performance. Added bonus was Mary had nice top bollocks. Pure 70s trash. 3/5 teddy bears
This is the version for “grown ups”. 😀
Pun intended!
Probs 2 Tobey as the Dwarf, his impressions r priceless. Very strange movie. Yes, the 70s birds r hot, but man that 1 hairy guy having sex grossed me out.
Even midgets could have some fun back in 70’s. What a time.
Anne Sparrow aka Mary was such a babe in fact they all were
Wish we got to see more unsimulated sex with Anne Sparrow but the other was ok
If you want a good film with lots of sex I think 99 women or 69 women is a good one you can find the full movie on xvideos
Thank you EUM! I don’t think, even with my colourful browser history I’d of stumbled upon this film. Watched more out of curiosity and not really sure what the hardcore clips added, and having read the comments beforehand not being unable to see a weird(er) Jack Black throughout, it wasn’t too bad! Due to sort the attic out too soon so fuel for thought on what I could do! ;p
The women were pretty attractive.
Daft but entertaining and yes.. . Many thanks another slice of cinematic history.. it’s dated terribly and has the look of all of the films from that time. . Still some neat ideas in the story and working with .. I’d guess . . A zero budget it comes across ok.
It’s one to watch and self reference knowingly…. But only once. +)
A Dwarf, Unstimulated sex with hot, always naked girls with that delightfully retro rain forest bush, Deviant old Women running the show, some light BDSM (which also appears to be unstimulated) violence…Not much of a movie in here but the warped characters and gratuitous everything makes it worth a watch or ten. I don’t believe in half stars so I went ahead and gave it four.
I have a YT friend that recently did a review for this movie on his popular movie channel that reviews deranged cinema. He urged me to check this out if I had an opportunity. I was pleasantly surprised to see it here. I have to say that I am not too pleased with the film however and I also concur with his review of it as well. I don’t ever expect too much from sexploitation films. Almost all of them are really low quality in acting and premise. This is of no exception. It drags. I suppose it has the distinct decree of being the only one in existence to star a little person? I have seen several in the genre, and this is far from original or unique. The SS films of the 70’s were far more ground breaking and entertaining in my opinion. Just because there is some added scenes of hard core non real simulated sexual content involved does not make this a good sexploitation film by any means. If that would be considered the case, you could say Deep Throat can be called the high opus of sexploitation films, or say that all of Porn Hub can be lumped into the whole genre. Actual filmed penetration doesn’t construe the making of a sexploitation film, its the titillation, and the act of sexual lewdness and debauchery without crossing into full blown pornography. If you disagree I suggest you look at sources.
Olaf really does an perfect Jack Black Impression.
Hey admin, it’s your buddy Abr in Atlanta,
Thanks for your movie Dværgen!
Is it just me or does everyone feel that
a dwarf with a spike not only makes him hot – it makes him HEROINALISCIIOUS ?!
Oh shiiit. I’m just commenting on the opening credits rn. I want the OST bad. The music is dynamite, and with the images of the symbol instrument animals, I was laughing in joy. Amazing. If you know anything about an OST or the music, if you would please share it with me? Maybe it’s at the end of the credits? I’m on the search haha
Surprised how entertaining this terrible movie is. But why did none of the girls bust jack black mini’s head open with one of the 9000 bricks in the room?
Dreadful music.
oh thank you very much admin…thos is the hardcore version!
very strange…..exploitaton de luxe…. thx.
tom
Thanks admins, always nice to know we’re heard;)
Nothing deep for me to try to write here, lol. The all-time greatest exploitation (and dwarfsploitation) film, imo, even trumping the great John Waters works. On the piece of trash scale, easily 10/10. Was always a favorite, I hope u all get a kick out of it as much as myself…
Always thought dude looked like a Mini-Me version of Jack Black:)
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