Stoic (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.7 / 5. Voted: 39

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Directed by: Uwe Boll
Starring: Edward Furlong (Harry Katish), Shaun Sipos (Mitch), Sam Levinson (Peter), Steffen Mennekes (Jack)
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 01:30:34
Genres: Based on a True Story, Rape-Violence against Men, Torture, Pissing, Puking

Plot – Spoilers:
A prison inmate Mitch hangs himself. His cellmates in a series of interviews talk about the day’s events leading up to his death. It all apparently started with a poker game where Mitch had all the luck. Carried away with his winnings, Mitch proposed that the loser of the next round eat a tube of paste. But when it was him that ended up losing, he backed out, pissing off his cellmates.

As the interviews progress, the guys are forced to confront the truth of what actually happened. Stoic poses an interesting question – were pent up issues behind what happened, or is this a gritty case of how things can escalate when pack-mentality sets in.

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Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
May 24, 2020 5:23 am

Thanks for the new film, much appreciated admins!

Another wholesome Uwe Boll classic, fun for the whole family
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Eat the fuckin toothpaste

Ya know, I was surprised, I wasn’t expecting much esp from any movie by ol Uwe, but this film was tense af. Rampage is still his best film imo, but this one was tense, claustrophobic, n suspenseful. Was realistic in the sense of how things can go from zero to insane rather quickly when ur locked up, plus ppl gangin up on the person w lightest sentence as well.
I should note tho, having been incarcerated myself, their jail cell was a joke: beds that weren’t anchored down, same w a *metal* chair, strongboxes, and table, a toilet w a fucking toilet seat, even the cell door was just a normal door on hinges like at an office, etc lol. The guards didn’t do any rounds whatsoever. Plus you’d never see CO’s w guns in a u.s jail, not even the goon squad has guns, only the real cops in intake bringing folks in, if that. So while unrealistic esp in that sense, and noticable immediately to me, it didn’t really detract from the overall viewing experience, once u got used to it imo. I’d give it a loose 6-7/10, higher if comparing to Uwe’s other works tho. Morale of story to me: don’t go to jail(or don’t get caught n go to jail, also don’t gamble in jail)
Triva: Ed furlong actor in this=John Connor in t2 n the kid in America history x

Timmy
Timmy
May 24, 2020 11:52 pm

Uwe Boll movies are the most fucked up of them all, no other movie makes me lose faith in humanity like his, no other filmmaker makes me feel more regret and shame for watching their films, and no other filmmaker fills me with such dread when I see their name come up in the credits.

Postal, Far Cry, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, In the Name of the King I feel sick just remembering them.

Nicole Graham
Nicole Graham
May 25, 2020 12:59 pm

This was absolutely excruciatingly painful to watch. The rape scene with the broom was ridiculous. What they showed would have punctured him so many times, he’d have been dead soon after. He would have bled to death.

Mitch
Mitch
May 26, 2020 2:47 pm

Movies like this is why I came to this site. It was extreme. Difficult to watch. Something that lingers on long after the film has finished. There were several aspects that don’t hold true to an actual jail cell, but set set that aside. I’ve watched a lot of movies on this website and this is the first one I felt compelled to leave a review on. Definitely check it out.

Alex
Alex
May 28, 2020 11:41 pm

There we go. I’ve asked about this a while ago and been looking for it for quite a long time
Defo worth a mention on this site.
Check it out (carefully)!

Lu
Lu
June 4, 2020 10:22 pm

Excelente qualidade do site, dos filmes todos. Unica questao e nao ter legenda em portugues. Uma pena!

lukass films
lukass films
June 8, 2020 3:28 pm

great story but the movie needed more graphic blood and better actors (terminator kid is terminated lol)

Felix
Felix
June 20, 2020 9:28 pm

No fucking way I wouldn’t have eaten that toothpaste lol

Pamela
Pamela
July 30, 2020 7:08 pm

Difficult to watch, made me uncomfortable more than once. Kept me glued to the screen the whole time. Appreciated this site thanks for uploading.

Stan
Stan
August 22, 2020 9:28 am

Good god those boll movies are bad

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
February 8, 2021 1:37 pm

I’ve seen shit in the Cook County slam that make this look like toddlers arguing in the sandbox. Spend a couple of weeks in there and I guaran-goddamn-tee you won’t come out singing Black Lives Matter.

First thing you need to do is iron-up. (get yourself a shank)

Second thing is knock out the biggest mouth in the tank.

Then you’ll do your time in peace.

annualallstar
annualallstar
March 10, 2021 8:43 pm

What a great movie. Very realistic how bullies get even more evil with people to support them. Sad to see a homeless man who ran from the cops getting bullied by a group of faggots. Bald guy is super gay btw.

Oangell
Oangell
April 15, 2021 11:04 am

Horrible movie but I couldn’t turn it off. A different setting and amount off participants, but Lord Of The Flies with adults.

Vic
Vic
May 4, 2021 6:05 pm

4 gay boys twink out in a jail cell. Sucky gay film. It’s no secret. Ed Furlong will twink for any movie producer that will give him a glance – suck cock, eat shit, etc. to get the role – no matter what it takes. Ed is known as the biggest faggot in Hollywood.

fred fat
fred fat
August 21, 2021 8:29 pm

does justice to the site

ruby rain
ruby rain
August 22, 2021 7:26 am

shit i thought it said a tube of pasta and i was confused why he wouldn’t eat a tube of fucking pasta that shit’s expensive man i’m so stupid ????
the worst thing that can happen if you eat a tube of toothpaste is a heart attack so it’s not that bad ???? damn the bold guy is really tryna fuck the skinny guy he’s literally throwing himself on him lol. tryna tie him up n shit .oh damn missionary on the wall shiit .the skinny dude looks like donald duck while defending himself and giving excuses as to why he didn’t stop any of this lol .the bold one looks like a big egg.Ahhh wtf was that tongue flickering when hanging!!!?.?imagine that scary shit be the last thing you see hell nah

Lotty Da
Lotty Da
September 27, 2021 1:33 am

Very sad movie, incredible true story. This was the actual fate of 20 yr old Hermann Heibach in a German prison. Looks like the movie closely follows the actual event. Poor guy got 6 months for being homeless and never came out. Show your kids this, if it don’t get em scared straight, nothing will…

jah
jah
March 12, 2022 4:26 pm

Lmao this is nothing compared to what Tobias Beecher went through in s1 and s2 of OZ

dirtnap
dirtnap
May 6, 2022 8:35 pm

why do i keep giving this director a chance? Rampage was good, everything else is shite