Camp Blood First Slaughter (2014)

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Avg Rating: 1.4 / 5. Voted: 5

No one cared thus far. Do you?

AKA: Camp Blood 3
Directed by: Mark Polonia
Starring: Houston Baker (Victor), Cindy Wheeler (Prof Mallory), Ashley Wray (Marcy), Kelsey Kaufmann (Christi), Joshua Pollitt (Victor), Sarah Ryan (Sasha)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:13:19
Genres: Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
The next in the Camp Blood series. This time, even the Clown isn’t safe anymore and can be targeted. A few college kids are coerced by their professor into investigating the camp blood urban legend and head into the woods.

The characters are mostly uninteresting. There’s a heavy-breathing asshole who stalks them throughout. The gore isn’t convincing, with downright retarded scenarios.

So what’s in it for you?

If you like putrid movies that are just that – putrid, not even entertainingly bad. Just putrid.

Or maybe this one scene where a girl dies like she’s having an orgasm.

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Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
August 23, 2021 5:04 am

Flargan. Where do I begin… uh, R.I.P boom mic and budget, that’s for sure. Worst sound levels yet, n I think that’s saying something for this series. Shoulda just max’d everything like they do in other trash of this tier, not in these tho, smfh. Sleepy dudes guitar prbly cost more than the movie. Oh, that reminds me, we get yet another unique song debut:/ Embarrassing CGI, just blatant overlays, to the point where the wiped-on-blood slit throats looked better. It wasn’t so prevalent later within tho, thankfully. Acting was almost to the center of a dogshit to meh scale.… Read more »

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
August 23, 2021 10:01 am

Hey, Elliot, Zed here. I cant believe youre trawling thru this whole series. U must be desperate for something to watch. Id only watch this series as a last resort cause its so bad. I have recently discovered a free movie site which I cannot name here. There are 1000s of films there but you cant comment on them like you can here. I go there from time to time but EUM is the one I always come back to. I call it my second home. Just the other day I watched ”Bone Tomahawk”, a western cum horror which was… Read more »

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