Dead Nude Girls (2013)

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Avg Rating: 2.2 / 5. Voted: 19

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Directed by: Ryan Nicholson
Starring: Ryan Nicholson, Hot Carly, Manda Mounds, Beka Bootay, Laura Lay, Taren Herup
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:54:08
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Torture, Pissing, Captivity-Kidnapping, Cannibalism, Gore-Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
A guy who can’t get lucky with women, abducts and tortures them. He likes clingwrap, scissors and vaginal destruction.

The audio levels in this are all over the place and it also has one of the strangest outro pieces ever heard. But what it does do is deliver on its title. There’s also a hilarious conversation with the killer’s third victim. Also, for a movie whose budget seems to have been – wages of the actresses + cost of clothes ripped with scissors – the gore and action is pretty interesting. Which shouldn’t be too surprising, considering it’s from the maker of Gutterballs.

15 thoughts on “Dead Nude Girls (2013)

  • September 9, 2020 at 5:05 pm
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    Just when you think things can’t get much more worthless than Flesh Meat Doll(s) along comes Ryan Nicholson to lick the bottom of the barrel clean.

    Undoubtedly the biggest pile of shite to have been added to this site thus far.

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    • September 9, 2020 at 10:41 pm
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      You haven’t seen “Green Elephant” then – real pretentious rubbish.

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      • September 10, 2020 at 9:01 am
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        Pretentious is a word that dumb people use

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      • September 10, 2020 at 9:32 am
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        Green Elephant actually has some artistic merit & is trying to say something(whether successful or not, at least it’s trying), whereas Dead Nude Girls is nothing but worthless dreck for incels to wank over.

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  • September 10, 2020 at 1:30 am
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    come on now, Gutterballs was gold, and i believe originally this was like the ending to gutterballs 2: Balls Deep. but he didnt like something so made this a stand alone, and had plans to reshoot more scenes for Balls Deep. Something like that.

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  • September 10, 2020 at 11:27 am
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    Yeah, agree with above comment about Gutterballs, which was great, even Hanger was quite good, but this is just awful. No plot, shit acting, and torture just for the sake of it, even the gore looked fake. Cant imagine why any so called actresses would sign to be being humiliated like that. This is mysoginy at its highest level. It didnt shock me, I found it tedious and pointless and its a shame I cant unsee it, and get my 54 minutes back, but thx to the guys at EUM for showing it.

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  • September 10, 2020 at 9:12 pm
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    LMFAO! HILARIOUS!

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  • September 11, 2020 at 5:09 pm
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    If you can’t make it good. Make it short.

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  • September 12, 2020 at 4:55 am
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    Ed Woodian in technical ineptitude, Forrest Gumpian in intellectual incapacity. I genuinely hope Ryan Nicholson’s mom doesn’t lend him her camera ever again.

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  • September 12, 2020 at 7:50 am
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    Thanks for keeping them new titles coming admins, always appreciated!

    So, do u enjoy films like Giallo In Venice, New York Ripper, Fantom Killer, and Las Vegas Bloodbath, but have ever said to yourself, “gee, those were really good films, but they needed even more misogyny”? Well then, this film is for you.

    Step 1: find ugly people who obv lost a bet
    Step 2: think of ugly things for them to do
    Step 3: say fuck the script entirely and have none, and let the ‘actors’ ad-lib the film in its entirety (created/popularized by the late, great Donald G Jackson and his Zen-Filmmaking approach. RIP😢)
    Step 4: ?
    Step 5: Profit

    Everything, literally EVERYTHING, was ugly af about this film. Plot, script, acting/ actors, lighting, sound, cinematography, direction, editing (anyone else notice the random voices when he had the two chics on floor of his ‘apartment’ in beginning, lol), etc etc. These actors must’ve lost a serious bet to end up doing this film. Sure af ain’t film résumé material, lol.

    Ugh, pros I guess would be two of the gore sfx scenes weren’t completely terrible; seedy af house; and our main protagonists narration, dialogue, and facial expressions were pricelessly bad, to the point that these honestly had me laughing my ass off quite often throughout the film.

    I feel like a hypocrite trying to figure out where to rate this against other completely useless films like Flesh Meat Dolls and Torment(2017), they were all travesties imo. Made for the sole purpose of offending, which I guess in the end it succeeds at, even w me regrettably, bc I find truly pointless one-dimensional films offensive. Damn. It’s like trying to pick the best smelling turd. A 2/10 I suppose, but still a pile of shit. Bad even for Canada, and THAT says something.

    Fun Fact:D In the credits Ryan Nicholson (director/killer) lists his name as ‘Harry Gillis’. Pretty sure he is trying to poke fun at Barry J. Gillis, who is a ‘great’ Canadian actor from Things(’89), possibly the greatest so-bad-its-good horror movie of all time, and my personal fav, for that category. Thanks;)

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  • September 13, 2020 at 6:02 pm
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    Walking corpse alert @ 1:53

    Some people just shouldn’t play with cameras…

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  • September 17, 2020 at 5:08 pm
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    well that s 50 + minutes of my life wasted

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  • September 17, 2020 at 9:51 pm
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    Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever watched. This guy makes Bill Zebub look like Stanley Kubrick.

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  • September 17, 2020 at 11:34 pm
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    Very impressive, sick and pervert movie!! Thanx!!

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