Dead Nude Girls (2013)

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Avg Rating: 2.6 / 5. Voted: 82

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Directed by: Ryan Nicholson
Starring: Ryan Nicholson, Hot Carly, Manda Mounds, Beka Bootay, Laura Lay, Taren Herup
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:54:08
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Torture, Pissing, Captivity-Kidnapping, Cannibalism, Gore-Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
A guy who can’t get lucky with women, abducts and tortures them. He likes clingwrap, scissors and vaginal destruction.

The audio levels in this are all over the place and it also has one of the strangest outro pieces ever heard. But what it does do is deliver on its title. There’s also a hilarious conversation with the killer’s third victim. Also, for a movie whose budget seems to have been – wages of the actresses + cost of clothes ripped with scissors – the gore and action is pretty interesting. Which shouldn’t be too surprising, considering it’s from the maker of Gutterballs.

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Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
September 9, 2020 5:05 pm

Just when you think things can’t get much more worthless than Flesh Meat Doll(s) along comes Ryan Nicholson to lick the bottom of the barrel clean.

Undoubtedly the biggest pile of shite to have been added to this site thus far.

Hyrd Charli
Hyrd Charli
September 10, 2020 1:30 am

come on now, Gutterballs was gold, and i believe originally this was like the ending to gutterballs 2: Balls Deep. but he didnt like something so made this a stand alone, and had plans to reshoot more scenes for Balls Deep. Something like that.

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 10, 2020 11:27 am

Yeah, agree with above comment about Gutterballs, which was great, even Hanger was quite good, but this is just awful. No plot, shit acting, and torture just for the sake of it, even the gore looked fake. Cant imagine why any so called actresses would sign to be being humiliated like that. This is mysoginy at its highest level. It didnt shock me, I found it tedious and pointless and its a shame I cant unsee it, and get my 54 minutes back, but thx to the guys at EUM for showing it.

Ralph Bunag
Ralph Bunag
September 10, 2020 9:12 pm

LMFAO! HILARIOUS!

Bad movies
Bad movies
September 11, 2020 5:09 pm

If you can’t make it good. Make it short.

whiskersthecat
whiskersthecat
September 12, 2020 4:55 am

Ed Woodian in technical ineptitude, Forrest Gumpian in intellectual incapacity. I genuinely hope Ryan Nicholson’s mom doesn’t lend him her camera ever again.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
September 12, 2020 7:50 am

Thanks for keeping them new titles coming admins, always appreciated!

So, do u enjoy films like Giallo In Venice, New York Ripper, Fantom Killer, and Las Vegas Bloodbath, but have ever said to yourself, “gee, those were really good films, but they needed even more misogyny”? Well then, this film is for you.

Step 1: find ugly people who obv lost a bet
Step 2: think of ugly things for them to do
Step 3: say fuck the script entirely and have none, and let the ‘actors’ ad-lib the film in its entirety (created/popularized by the late, great Donald G Jackson and his Zen-Filmmaking approach. RIP?)
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Profit

Everything, literally EVERYTHING, was ugly af about this film. Plot, script, acting/ actors, lighting, sound, cinematography, direction, editing (anyone else notice the random voices when he had the two chics on floor of his ‘apartment’ in beginning, lol), etc etc. These actors must’ve lost a serious bet to end up doing this film. Sure af ain’t film résumé material, lol.

Ugh, pros I guess would be two of the gore sfx scenes weren’t completely terrible; seedy af house; and our main protagonists narration, dialogue, and facial expressions were pricelessly bad, to the point that these honestly had me laughing my ass off quite often throughout the film.

I feel like a hypocrite trying to figure out where to rate this against other completely useless films like Flesh Meat Dolls and Torment(2017), they were all travesties imo. Made for the sole purpose of offending, which I guess in the end it succeeds at, even w me regrettably, bc I find truly pointless one-dimensional films offensive. Damn. It’s like trying to pick the best smelling turd. A 2/10 I suppose, but still a pile of shit. Bad even for Canada, and THAT says something.

Fun Fact:D In the credits Ryan Nicholson (director/killer) lists his name as ‘Harry Gillis’. Pretty sure he is trying to poke fun at Barry J. Gillis, who is a ‘great’ Canadian actor from Things(’89), possibly the greatest so-bad-its-good horror movie of all time, and my personal fav, for that category. Thanks;)

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
September 13, 2020 6:02 pm

Walking corpse alert @ 1:53

Some people just shouldn’t play with cameras…

melvin murray
melvin murray
September 17, 2020 5:08 pm

well that s 50 + minutes of my life wasted

Tim
Tim
September 17, 2020 9:51 pm

Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever watched. This guy makes Bill Zebub look like Stanley Kubrick.

The Ripper
The Ripper
September 17, 2020 11:34 pm

Very impressive, sick and pervert movie!! Thanx!!

Wolveriner
Wolveriner
September 28, 2020 12:35 am

Out of so many interesting and good movies in this site– which is really great and much appreciated– this one is probably the worst I’ve watched. How can one make a movie of only 54+ minutes about such a theme and still have it so boring and tedious to watch? It isn’t scary, gory, gruesome, or interesting at all. Just pointless. Even the effects are mostly poor. (What is that shiny orange as blood?) Any random choice of another movie here to watch must be a better use of time.

molly
molly
November 15, 2020 4:24 am

incel faggot movie

OJ
OJ
November 19, 2020 12:38 am

I am here just for the comment section, who cares about movies ?

Jimothy
Jimothy
December 5, 2020 5:23 am

The comments on this film, and movie criticism in general, is a joke which is unfortunate: directors don’t get intelligent feedback.

I hope I never see another film like this. However, for what it was attempting to do it was definitely not bad…

The harshest things I can say is 1) weapon as phallic pops so very much and 2) cameraman needs to truly understand point of views and the meaning behind deciding a camera angle.

That aside, acting was very good. Camerawork was generally above average. Writing was not bad. It saddens me that there is a niche for this type of work.

If you aren’t specifically searching for this type of movie, skip it. Otherwise, skip it and go talk to someone with professional pedigree that can help you (because obviously you can’t help yourself). On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a galactic piece of garbage in terms of contribution to cinema.

Adam W Hopkins
Adam W Hopkins
December 10, 2020 10:29 am

Obviously this guy does not know what he’s doing.I would have had that bitches panties off soon as she blacked out!

blugoldfish
blugoldfish
March 18, 2021 9:27 pm

honestly if this had just a small bit less death, this would probably be a decent kinky porno
the death though, that makes it whatever absolute abomination is

kjresesfdfd
kjresesfdfd
April 4, 2021 8:30 am

what the fuck
the quality reminds me of some stupid video i’d make for a school project

EVan
EVan
May 13, 2021 9:25 pm

This is basically just an awful awful August Underground ripoff.

WTF God
WTF God
June 19, 2021 2:06 pm

what a piece of garbage that shitfest was! So poorly scripted, acted and directed and every bitch was so fuggly and had bad bodies! most looked like flabby old dykes and ex hookers/ex strippers! the “killer” has to be the worst actor ever! he’s so bad, he makes Larry Storch look good! was the budget about $1.25?

Nicky
Nicky
August 10, 2021 12:00 am

I love half of Ryan N’s films. This film is one of the half I don’t care for. It plays out as an incel’s misogynistic fantasy. The scenes of genital mutilation did make me cringe. The plot is super thin. I wonder if this was a film he planned to do more with? & then he died.

this shit ass
this shit ass
July 21, 2022 6:12 pm

this shit ass