Hanger (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.7 / 5. Voted: 48

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Directed by: Ryan Nicholson
Starring: Nathan Dashwood (Hanger), Wade Gibb (Russell), Dan Ellis (John), Debbie Rochon (Rose), Ronald Patrick Thompson (Leroy), Candice Le (Nicole), Alastair Gamble (Phil)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English
Runtime: 01:30:29
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Scars, Scat, Prostitution

Plot – Spoilers:
A pregnant prostitute lactates in a truck in an attempt to seduce a birdnosed man who is unwilling. She’s later accidentally killed by her pimp when he forces an abortion on her. The film gets its title from the pimp’s preferred method of getting her back in shape. The baby survives the abortion, but with a face like shit to show for it, and is eventually saved from the rats in a dumpster by a trash collector.

Eighteen years later, Hanger as he is now known, is picked up by birdnose who claims to be his dad. Birdnose proves this by holding up a porno-tape case that displays Hanger’s mother in a cumface pose and proclaims, “I always left my deposit in the box, not with the teller.”

Birdnose then arranges a job for Hanger as a garbage collector and though the new workplace is harsh, things are kept real like the instructions Hanger receives when he first joins – “If you need to puke, you just puke on the ground.”

In competition with dialogues like this is Hanger’s new friend Russell who mostly looks forward to their supervisor, Nicole-lemme-fuck-your-hole’s periods, so he can find gold amongst her trash.

In short, another entertaining gore flick from Ryan Nicholson, because Hanger has grown into a mild-mannered young man with a bloodlust.

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Chikka
Chikka
January 30, 2023 1:44 am

Tbh this feels like a bad porn but at least it’s kinda funny i guess. Also Nicole is freaky ^^

A fag
A fag
January 17, 2023 2:38 pm

Dig hangers down my throat

nova
nova
September 8, 2022 8:13 pm

what is yall on about

Ceafall
Ceafall
June 10, 2022 8:01 pm

This movie is really faithful to its desire, isn’t it? I’m not sure if it can be called bad acting, but everyone seems to be really into their (stereotypical) “character”. So when all the personalities of these characters interacted in this movie, it turned out to be something fun to watch. Just crazy. lmao

Main props of the movie, ketchup and chocolate. No mayonnaise has ever been found.

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Spoiler:
I can’t even start with how Hanger looked like being electrocuted when he was doing the deed with the pregnant woman (lolllll), the joking sound when the Santa Claus rapist put out his shiny lubricated dick, the abundant feces-filled hole in Hanger’s abdomen when the patch was removed (amazing that they thought of that idea), the horniness of the woman with the glasses who seemed like want to make a reverse harem in her workplace, as well as her absurdity when she didn’t heard the loud dripping sound of the sleeping reagent being put into her coffee, the Rambo-style comeback of Hanger’s father after being face-scarred, and many others.

As always, thanks for sharing this movie~

Scatman john
Scatman john
June 9, 2022 6:48 pm

relatable

Rumpel
Rumpel
May 31, 2022 10:16 pm

faild abortion made into a villain nice, and he goes on a prostitute killing spree it´s like the real life jack the ripper poor hookers no one gets them… I will get me one some of this days better if she is pregnant… damn

Big J
Big J
May 22, 2022 12:35 pm

I use to live with some dumb retarded slut who hated using contraception and would fuck old guys and get pregnant all the time, only too grab a hanger and have an DIY abortion or what we call in Australia a “backyard abortion” a few months down the track, than she would get pregnant and do it all over again like abortions are going out of style. One day one of her aborted fetuses got stuck in the toilet and she had to call her Stepfather because calling a plumber would be too embarrassing lol. her Stepfather started yelling Jesus Christ not an again…when is it going to end ?.

With all the fucked up shit I have seen it makes this movie look like Disney

Ceafall
Ceafall
Reply to  Big J
June 10, 2022 5:57 pm

Wtffffffff. She’s got some serious guts to rake those out just by herself. If I may ask, how old was she now? Cause if she’s doing that when she’s already old, that kind of practice might land her a severe internal injury or infection. Although even if she’s still young, these risks still apply to her anyways.

Tia
Tia
Reply to  Big J
May 13, 2023 7:20 am

This story belongs in a short film

The White Horseman
The White Horseman
May 6, 2022 11:05 pm

The film description explains much more than the movie shows and might be reason to see the whole thing over again.

Ilovegaysex
Ilovegaysex
May 4, 2022 3:29 pm

I lovw the part when they shit

AengusK
AengusK
May 4, 2022 11:33 am

RIP to the director Ryan Nicholson

idont
idont
May 2, 2022 9:50 pm

It’s crazy to think Gutterballs is this guy’s best movie, you can always tell an untalented director from the fact that they never improve or even get worse, as is the case here. Still, always grateful for another upload from EUM!

fred fat
fred fat
May 2, 2022 8:11 pm

torched is much better and shorter

UrkintheTownRapist
UrkintheTownRapist
May 1, 2022 2:55 am

Pretty fun movie, Phil was hilarious as well as the rape scene.

Headcheese
Headcheese
April 30, 2022 11:55 pm

if the world was perfect, it would have been like this movie

Bad movie joe
Bad movie joe
April 29, 2022 3:54 pm

What I hate about B movies is what I love about them. Everyone is a stereotype so you can’t even be mad at the corny black pimp because in 5 minutes there’s gonna be a corny redneck. But if you can’t make it good make it short. 90 minutes this movie over stays its welcome. If they would had some tighter editing and got rid of some of the useless dialog and made this 70-75 mins. This would have not had long boring moments

???????
???????
April 29, 2022 1:48 pm

burn the coal, pay the toll.

anglofile
anglofile
Reply to  ???????
April 29, 2022 11:59 pm

Baste and ovenpilled.

Go outside
Go outside
Reply to  ???????
May 7, 2022 11:08 pm

You’ll grow out of your phase, don’t worry

Gus
Gus
Reply to  Go outside
May 14, 2022 12:41 am

Ok cuck. Go buy condoms to your wife’s boyfriend

Regan MacNeil
Regan MacNeil
April 29, 2022 5:06 am

Don’t hookers charge johns more when they’re knocked up? Doesn’t make any sense why the pimp would scrape her out. Great movie anyway.

Bad movie joe
Bad movie joe
Reply to  Regan MacNeil
April 29, 2022 3:32 pm

Depending on how young. A gorilla pimp can make a lot of money off an underage or barely 22 year old that’s pregnant cos there’s a lot of kinks out there but once she’s like 30s. It’s harder to find guys who will pay a premium. BUT she has a gorilla pimp and they control through violence and fear so that beating up her belly is more fear tactic.

Fuckyou
Fuckyou
Reply to  Bad movie joe
August 16, 2022 4:57 am

You’ve obviously never escorted before. Don’t speak on that which you don’t know to try and sound cool. You know 0 about the life of a legit escort.

no
no
Reply to  Fuckyou
May 12, 2023 1:22 pm

people get to have an opinion about things they haven’t done. Does someone need to murder someone in order to have an opinion on murder? lol

Ceafall
Ceafall
Reply to  Regan MacNeil
May 2, 2022 4:47 am

It depends on how the hookers could bargain or confidently sell out themselves with the pimps. It also depends on how controlling or violent the pimp to them is. Try to watch the interviews on sex workers in Soft White Underbelly channel in YouTube.

Tia
Tia
Reply to  Ceafall
May 13, 2023 7:17 am

Check out the incest family on the channel while your at it

Zed Man
Zed Man
April 27, 2022 9:07 am

I own this on DVD and have watched it several times. Ryan Nicholson has made some crap films but this one stands out as one of his best, imo. There is enough gore and perversions to satisfy most everyone ( tampon scene is the best ). Its a dirty film, but worth checking out, definitely.