Dard Divorce (2007)

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Avg Rating: 3.2 / 5. Voted: 34

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Year: 2007
Directed by: Olaf Ittenbach
Starring: Martina Ittenbach (Nathalie Stein), Daryl Jackson (Crossdresser), Kamary Phillips (Detective), Barrett Jones (Tim)
Country: Germany
Language: English (English Subtitles)
Runtime: 01:29:08
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Violence against Women, Torture, BDSM, Violence against Men, Gay-CrossDressing-Transsexual, Family

Plot – Spoilers:
A milfy lawyer, Nathalie Stein, is an alcoholic on the verge of formalizing a divorce from her loser husband, Tim. Stein with her wealth and lawyer friends is sure to win and gain complete custody over her kids. She’s feeling a little triumphant and so decides to be a little kind to Tim and have dinner with him. But things start to go pear shaped when first her dogs go missing, then her kids and finally Tim turns up bloodied and dies in her arms. The police are skeptical of her story especially when Tim’s body is nowhere to be found.

A special kind of hell is then unleashed on her as she is tortured by a couple of dealers who claim she has their dope and a million dollars. Dard Divorce isn’t renowned for its plot but rather for the violence and gore. Some of the effects aren’t special but overall a good watch. Some interesting moments include Stein being tortured by a black cop and a BDSM-themed torture scene involving crossdressing.

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Zed Man
Zed Man
November 7, 2020 9:32 am

Saw this on You Tube with a running time of 1:11 with about 18 minutes cut out. It was so badly cut that the movie made no sense. This version was much better and had all the gore in it. So thank you EUM for having the balls to show this uncut. Olaf Ittenbach makes some of the goriest films and this is no exception. Cannot believe there are no comments here as this director is the king of German splatter films. I rate it as a good watch. Cheers.

Dick Face Nelson
Dick Face Nelson
November 10, 2020 4:26 am

Holy shit this movie fucking sucked. Terrible acting. I mean like soap opera bad. Also the suspense music was so loud over their talking you literally couldnt even hear them. There was subtitles but still. It just completely ruined it.

There was some surprising good special effects with the gore in some parts but then there were other parts that were just laughable. All in all.. fuck this movie. I wish I hadnt wasted my time watching it.

Bram Van Cauter
Bram Van Cauter
December 14, 2020 11:35 am

This movie was less entertaining than a lubeless colonoscopy.

I had it with no talent German crap.

-9/11 points.


Juss Sumgie
Juss Sumgie
May 19, 2021 3:25 am

I’ve seen this film a few times over the years and that’s because it’s crazy and brutal asf. It is entertaining and if you got em’ smoke em’ because Martina Ittenbach nararating in English alone is worth the price of admission.

Miles O'Badroad
Miles O'Badroad
November 17, 2021 11:19 am

The acting was like they just pulled anyone off the street and put them in the damn movie. Some good gore, some really poorly done gore. All the explanation at the end was too long and the music was too loud to even hear it clearly. Closing song sounded like a Chris Cornel wannabe.
Don’t watch this movie, it fucking blows.

The White Horseman
The White Horseman
June 3, 2022 2:55 pm

This movie is great, almost like Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane with all those flashbacks. A genuine detective story.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
October 13, 2022 8:48 am

What a garbage was this waste of time…..

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 5, 2023 9:46 am

Olafs best work,the Kitchen scene was fucking hectic,the gore while over the top is pretty realistic,in my humble opinion this & Garden of love are his stand out work

February 2, 2023 6:43 pm

2 songs playing at the same time, and it’s louder than the dialogue lmao