My Master Satan (2015)

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Avg Rating: 3.1 / 5. Voted: 38

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AKA: My Master Satan: 3 Tales of Drug Fueled Violence
Directed by: Dakota Ray
Starring: Dakota Bailey (Alister), Matt Marshall (Bubba), Wild Willy Wakefield (Woody), Brian K (Charlie, Chuck (Caretaker), L.B. (Dealin’ Dick)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:08:06
Genres: Drugs, Dolls, Violence Against Animals, Voyeur, BDSM

Plot – Spoilers:
Dakota Ray’s first feature shot on VHS has him starring as Alister, everyone’s go-to man for break-ins, executions or grave hopping. Alister’s circle includes dealers, a serial-killer into autoerotic asphyxiation and other trashy, but endearing characters who aren’t above stealing from each other or even a kid.

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Shitlips McGee
Shitlips McGee
June 8, 2023 3:02 pm

This dude got a video recorder from mommy and daddy and wants to call himself a filmmaker. Then gets his JO buddies to be in these lumps of shit.

Suckmyshit
Suckmyshit
Reply to  Shitlips McGee
June 15, 2023 3:16 am

R u obsessed with this dude’s film or jealous of him?

laura
laura
June 5, 2023 7:26 am

The way they “represent” satanism??? i think they tryna do that since the name of the movie is so fucking inaccurate. its lame as shit.. dont even show the gory shit…

Trey Diamond
Trey Diamond
Reply to  laura
June 21, 2023 4:21 pm

Hey, dipshit-it’s a fucking comedy! It’s fucking parodying religion-get it? Probably Not

Overman
Overman
Reply to  Trey Diamond
August 27, 2023 10:50 pm

oh did the mean man hurt u ? u poor poor baby , u sound like u need a safe space to cushion and silence all those who would hurt poor babies feels.

Joey
Joey
Reply to  Overman
September 9, 2023 10:44 pm

Who the fuck are you talking to, you Chi Mo Creechie

satan
satan
August 8, 2022 9:09 pm

What is it with Dakota Ray and churning out shit movies. Dude go do something else.

Joey
Joey
June 16, 2022 9:52 pm

all these no-budget hacks like Dakota Ray and Marian Dora and Lucifer Valentine can suck my fucking dick. RETIRE.

God’s Dick
God’s Dick
Reply to  Joey
June 17, 2022 3:57 pm

Why? They’re all such great directors?

Gorehog
Gorehog
Reply to  Joey
August 7, 2022 8:26 pm

Lucifer Valentine did 1 good movie
Black metal Vein

Ghyyyt5554
Ghyyyt5554
January 20, 2022 9:28 pm

That sex doll though!

Clothage
Clothage
June 3, 2021 3:51 pm

Bunch of neckbeards waiting for their waifu from SATAN!!!!

astaroth
astaroth
May 31, 2021 10:50 am

I’m bored out of my mind and im not even a third trough the movie

Mister Goopy
Mister Goopy
May 28, 2021 4:09 am

This movie was unbelievably lame. Absolutely nothing of merit. Pathetic waste of time. Not shocking or impressive. Pure crap

kvothe
kvothe
Reply to  Mister Goopy
December 24, 2021 5:00 am

I agree with this review 100%.