Clown (2014)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 44

No one cared thus far. Do you?

Directed by: Jon Watts
Starring: Andy Powers (Kent), Laura Allen (Meg), Peter Stormare (Karlsson), Christian Distefano (Jack)
Country: USA, Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:39:30
Genres: Family, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Body Modification

Plot – Spoilers:
What do you do if you pretend to be someone else just to entertain others but end up being stuck with this person.

Realtor Kent finds a clown-suit and decides to liven up his son’s birthday party. Later, he can’t seem to get it off and finds his body morphing into a Nordic demon who feasts on children.

Clown could have been great as Kent’s reaction to a bullying wife, a dumb son and an asshole father-in-law. But they all don’t get enough of it and so it peters out into another clown flick. Killer-clown fans would find it satisfying though.

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October 3, 2021 7:33 am

I really like this one tho. Even if it’s kinda low budget and stuff at least it ain’t that cliche with the “killer clown” backstory. I was very surprised about the story of the demon and the fact that the guy was wearing literally the demon’s skin, I wasn’t expecting that tbh. I recommend to watch this with people who may not be that deep into horror movies. Worth watching.

October 3, 2021 8:15 am

very silly, but always entertaining and super bloody.

October 6, 2021 7:12 am

Almost turned it off when I noticed in the openning credits that it was a Weinstein flick. Should have. Very mainstream type movie.

October 6, 2021 7:24 am

As usual, I love it and I hate it!

Keep it up!

Zed Man
Zed Man
October 6, 2021 9:23 am

Not a request EUM, but surely the most logical step would be to include ”100 Tears, Directors Cut” here. This is the rolls royce of all clown films and its gory as fuck, even made me cringe in some scenes. I think Unearthed has the rights to it so it will be a bitch to get hold of. Just a suggestion though. Ive seen it but Im sure gorehounds would be gagging for it.

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October 10, 2021 6:12 pm

Hey admin a good day to you,
♫ Let’s all sing along ♫
the Clown-ie
turn that frown upside down-ie!

Who knew killing kids was so entertaining?
I’m hooked – thanks EUM!

October 10, 2021 10:27 pm

I thought this site was gonna post fucked up shit like A Serbian Film, August Underground, Traces of Death (I know these have been posted already) and the like. Not these shitty hollywood crapfests. Seriously there’s a lot of films that shouldn’t be here. Stephen King’s It? How on earth is that a “effed up movie”?

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
October 11, 2021 9:54 am

Daft but a pretty decent back story.

Pretty bloody in parts .
And sod it . I enjoyed it.

Frowny the Clown in his little Clown town

October 11, 2021 10:49 am

Pretty good ngl

! see ya ¡
! see ya ¡
October 31, 2021 7:15 pm

A Special Halloween
Performance For You
me and eum perform Clown

(quiet please)

me One…Child…More…
eum Fucking Clown ! ! !
me Ahhhhhgh

big J
big J
January 21, 2022 7:50 am

I loved the song at the end credits everybody loves the clown by nirvana

October 4, 2022 8:54 am

Good movie, not a Pennywise but it does the job. It could’ve been great if wasn’t for the crappy ending. 3/5.

March 3, 2023 12:03 am

His wife was hot . . . He should have worried less about dressing like a clown and more about plugging her holes.