Destricted (2006)

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Avg Rating: 2.7 / 5. Voted: 101

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AKA: Destricted – UK Version
Directed by: Larry Clark, Marina Abramovic, Richard Prince, Marco Brambilla, Matthew Barney, Sam Taylor-Wood, Gaspar Noe
Language: English, None
Runtime: 01:51:52
Genres: Anthology-Short, Bizarre-Surreal, Porn-related, Gay-Interest, Dolls, Teen, Unsimulated Sex

About – Spoilers:
Seven short films around the theme of sex. This is the UK version. The US version has a few different films – hence the running time on IMDB is off.

Among the films here are:
Larry Clark auditions nervous noobs to fuck an actual pornstar.
An exhausting exercise in edited porn clips.
Cock-quease-inducing cum pottery.
Naked men masturbating or trying to fuck the earth.
Alleged Balkan traditions for comic relief.
Gaspar Noe’s strobe view of two young people separately masturbating to the same porno – one with a sex-doll and a gun, the other with a sweet teddy.

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jack
jack
February 20, 2024 1:59 am

I watch this movie twice the 1st time clear headed and the 2nd time stoned which is a better way of watching this movie

shiroooo
shiroooo
December 6, 2023 6:33 pm

nigga wtf did I just fcking watch

faggot destroyer9000
faggot destroyer9000
December 4, 2023 5:09 pm

This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen go kill yourself

what
what
October 22, 2023 4:06 pm

what the fuck is this bullshit garbage

I Love Girls
I Love Girls
September 14, 2023 4:14 am

my first sexual experience was at the age of 6 yr old with a 14 yr old girl, then a few days later she brought her two friends with her, a 11 yr old and a 9 yr old they each took turns sucking me, it was amazing time where I was growing up, this happen first time under some stairs in a block of flats mid day when everyone was at work, then after this it happened on the flat roofs we had and also the park areas where there was a wall, I be standing and the girls would be kneeling down each taking a turn to take me in there mouths, they seem to love it. it was only later one found what it was called.

Snake Eyes
Snake Eyes
September 14, 2023 3:56 am

The start of the film, all the guy look Gay and CAMPY as fuck, Oh may be it some Gay Campy film they are they to make. One has nothing against any girl nor matter what her age is, if she is consenting freely, this is her right to do what ever she wants for herself, but I would stay well clear of such girl, seen many of them and even had offers of them, one turned them all down, would not never go with any what one see’s as a LOOSE girls, who is a WHORE, its not my thing. sometimes I want to save them, as they all want one thing Money, and I know all the Secret to it, Well it’s not really a secret its all out there on the great worldwide web. the internet is like an endless library of endless information’s in what ever one seeks?. and that is the Problem, everyone wants MONEY, yet know many if any know what money actual is? where it comes from? who creates it? when is it created? how is it created? what are the laws? what are the constitutions that Governs it? what is a Trustee? a Fiduciary? and so on? all words have many meaning but there is only one that is pure and true, the rest is misleading and very deceptive. 90% of the men penises are all Average size between 4 and half inch to 5 half inch, some are lower, above average… Read more »

Emil Sinclair
Emil Sinclair
September 8, 2023 6:17 am

Anyone in these comments smoke weed

jacksurf
jacksurf
July 4, 2023 10:45 pm

the second feature was the best of the lot …the rest you can see on xhamster and sites like like that …….

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
June 27, 2023 10:36 am

“Fucking the Earth” reminds me of my cousin Stevie meatball digging a hole in the dirt for himself and a smaller one for me (I was around six).

Crazy ass hillbillies… hahaha

GT
GT
May 7, 2023 8:26 am

I’ve never understood why these “artists” go to the trouble of filming these things when there are dedicated adult websites and dedicated filming companies.

Charles
Charles
April 19, 2023 10:07 am

Larry Clark and Marina Abrajmovic creep me out, but the first two vignettes were indeed interesting. Btw this site gives me another reason to wake up tomorrow:) Thanks for the great Cinema.

I found this place two days ago and have watched some truly unforgettable films- Chained, Shoguns Joy Of Torture 1&2, Chaser… Keep it up EUM!

Juria
Juria
April 7, 2023 4:58 am

Is this just regular porn??

ID4 ID2 ID5
ID4 ID2 ID5
January 30, 2023 3:08 am

How to stay limp or flaccid documentary just watch this movie.

Groom cupboard
Groom cupboard
January 15, 2023 3:54 am

With all this daily spiced-ham-shitting it wont be long until ..stevie.. gets the urban-dick honour of being slang for pedo.

Hey now! Roberto
Hey now! Roberto
January 15, 2023 1:07 am

..Candy Land, 2022.. .Another worthy watch from a mention on here. Restores my faith that once the trend to over-promote ideals dies down we can get back to decent films based on storey rather than social-nudges. An early clam, dirty dildos, horny-black-santas and a nod to Ridgemont high on the bathroom mirror. Plus a vicar who enjoys gummy munching (at least for a while)…. .

엄준식
엄준식
January 14, 2023 7:21 am

엄준식은 살아있다.

Alistair
Alistair
January 13, 2023 11:06 pm

Whoever mentioned ..Spun, 2002.. thanks. It was a fun watch.

Snack-Time
Snack-Time
January 13, 2023 12:02 am

o/t Scooby-Doo, started in 1969 but the Elvis Presley film ..Tickle Me, 1965.. is basically a template for every episode of the cartoon.

cell block E
cell block E
January 13, 2023 12:01 am

stevie’s big ol stank flaps growling bruh

The Legendary Steve
The Legendary Steve
January 12, 2023 9:17 pm

This comment is for all you gay fucking cry baby spammers. Listen, you fucking little assholes, and listen very carefully. Little mental case pussies like you are not welcome here. It’s time you grow up you little fucking faggots, but trying to reason with you is like asking a bear to shit in a toilet. Obviously Steve called you out on exactly what you are, little pre teen cry baby pussies, and you are extremely butt hurt about it. Awwww. Did your feelings get hurt? Poor little cry babies. Only respond to this comment if you are a gay mental case fucking cry baby.

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 8:18 pm

I cried when my dad chopped Onions… He was a good dog

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:41 pm

Preteen faggots trolling and crying smh

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:40 pm

Your profanity makes me moist, get a dog up ya Stevie

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:18 pm

Fucking incel mob cunts, catch me outside and I’ll Molotov your mouth

jeffy
jeffy
January 12, 2023 7:15 pm

can i grab that busted ham sammich off u bro?

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:13 pm

i watched my dad commit toaster bath after he pummeled me ma’s face. so all you fucking preteen faggots can ream my asshole!!!!

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:11 pm

can i spit on ur back tommy titty?

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:10 pm

My dick is bigger than your mom’s Steve. How bout you ride my hamster train and then i can shove my cock rocket down ur throat

im 12
im 12
January 12, 2023 7:07 pm

Pedo homo cunt. prowlin for little uns with ur hand on ur fleshlight. bruh u need to be castrated

Cardi Knee
Cardi Knee
January 12, 2023 7:02 pm

Literally fucking wheezing at the atrocious commentary…

jeffy
jeffy
January 12, 2023 6:59 pm

i troll meth sluts so i can rape em bitches be passed out and im dropping my dacks and sharting hard

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
January 12, 2023 6:54 pm

Faggots this, pedophilia that… Stevo, you possess telltale signs of a fucked up small dick loner. Getting off on being trolled, worthless little sad cunt eh

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 6:50 pm

Now listen here you faggot preteen twisted fuckers!!! Wind em up and watch em go haha!!! My knob is ready, now spit bitches

aborted cacti
aborted cacti
January 12, 2023 6:40 pm

I don’t like porn wannabe crack thots with their pliant pregnancy failure flopping about like a wrinkled udder. Long pendulum tiddies swinging and bouncing like neglected hacky sacks. Faces contorted with gaping bungholes and nips looking like coathanger options

AnOldBoy
AnOldBoy
January 9, 2023 9:18 am

The first segment by Larry Clark was interesting, seeing the reasons of the wannabe male porn stars wanting to do porn. The reasons for the female porn stars doing porn were also interesting. Unfortunately, all segments after that are pretentious and boring imo. I really like EUM but this was a load of wank, literally. It is the worst film I have so far watched on EUM. That bad I would rather read Matisse’s posts for 1 hr 51 minutes. 0.5 / 5 wanks for the whole film (and the 0.5 is only for the first segment, remove that and its zero).

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
January 9, 2023 2:27 am

Fucking the whole in the bridge must be the weirdest ritual I’ve ever heard.

hot beef injector
hot beef injector
January 8, 2023 9:49 am

made me as dry as a dead dingo’s donger

spøkelse
spøkelse
January 8, 2023 2:04 am

if someone actually came to this, you’re fuckin weird for even this site

Vic
Vic
January 7, 2023 5:35 pm

1. Desticted – Porn with a lot of talking at the beginning.
2. Balkan Erotic Epic – Starts at about 37:30 and goes to about 50:00 Absolutely hilarious, especially the cartoons. 5 stars.
3. House Call – Badly filmed porn with strange music.
4. Sync – If you ever want a headache this is the section to watch.
I skimmed through the rest of it so I can’t judge those films.

fred fat
fred fat
January 7, 2023 1:48 pm

thought this was restricted

Bemused
Bemused
January 7, 2023 1:38 pm

Can someone please watch this film and tell me there is more to it than artistic butt-fucking and cock-twiddling. Just watched ..Spin me round, 2022.. and ..Strawberry Bubblegums, 2016.. and get the feeling both have more enjoyable porn-sequences.

Zed smalldick
Zed smalldick
January 7, 2023 9:22 am

Yeah, nah didn’t make me cum. 1.5/5