Destricted (2006)

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Avg Rating: 2.5 / 5. Voted: 68

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AKA: Destricted – UK Version
Directed by: Larry Clark, Marina Abramovic, Richard Prince, Marco Brambilla, Matthew Barney, Sam Taylor-Wood, Gaspar Noe
Language: English, None
Runtime: 01:51:52
Genres: Anthology-Short, Bizarre-Surreal, Porn-related, Gay-Interest, Dolls, Teen, Unsimulated Sex

About – Spoilers:
Seven short films around the theme of sex. This is the UK version. The US version has a few different films – hence the running time on IMDB is off.

Among the films here are:
Larry Clark auditions nervous noobs to fuck an actual pornstar.
An exhausting exercise in edited porn clips.
Cock-quease-inducing cum pottery.
Naked men masturbating or trying to fuck the earth.
Alleged Balkan traditions for comic relief.
Gaspar Noe’s strobe view of two young people separately masturbating to the same porno – one with a sex-doll and a gun, the other with a sweet teddy.

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I Love Girls
I Love Girls
September 14, 2023 4:14 am

my first sexual experience was at the age of 6 yr old with a 14 yr old girl, then a few days later she brought her two friends with her, a 11 yr old and a 9 yr old they each took turns sucking me, it was amazing time where I was growing up, this happen first time under some stairs in a block of flats mid day when everyone was at work, then after this it happened on the flat roofs we had and also the park areas where there was a wall, I be standing and the girls would be kneeling down each taking a turn to take me in there mouths, they seem to love it. it was only later one found what it was called.

S
S
Reply to  I Love Girls
September 22, 2023 4:17 pm

Depressing

Snake Eyes
Snake Eyes
September 14, 2023 3:56 am

The start of the film, all the guy look Gay and CAMPY as fuck, Oh may be it some Gay Campy film they are they to make. One has nothing against any girl nor matter what her age is, if she is consenting freely, this is her right to do what ever she wants for herself, but I would stay well clear of such girl, seen many of them and even had offers of them, one turned them all down, would not never go with any what one see’s as a LOOSE girls, who is a WHORE, its not my thing. sometimes I want to save them, as they all want one thing Money, and I know all the Secret to it, Well it’s not really a secret its all out there on the great worldwide web. the internet is like an endless library of endless information’s in what ever one seeks?. and that is the Problem, everyone wants MONEY, yet know many if any know what money actual is? where it comes from? who creates it? when is it created? how is it created? what are the laws? what are the constitutions that Governs it? what is a Trustee? a Fiduciary? and so on? all words have many meaning but there is only one that is pure and true, the rest is misleading and very deceptive. 90% of the men penises are all Average size between 4 and half inch to 5 half inch, some are lower, above average… Read more »

Sophie
Sophie
Reply to  Snake Eyes
September 22, 2023 4:22 pm

You’ve told us you have a tiny penis, have you tried putting it in John Innes No3 compost to see if it will grow ??😆

Emil Sinclair
Emil Sinclair
September 8, 2023 6:17 am

Anyone in these comments smoke weed

Sophie
Sophie
Reply to  Emil Sinclair
September 12, 2023 6:18 pm

Yes..have you got some

jacksurf
jacksurf
July 4, 2023 10:45 pm

the second feature was the best of the lot …the rest you can see on xhamster and sites like like that …….

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
June 27, 2023 10:36 am

“Fucking the Earth” reminds me of my cousin Stevie meatball digging a hole in the dirt for himself and a smaller one for me (I was around six).

Crazy ass hillbillies… hahaha

GT
GT
May 7, 2023 8:26 am

I’ve never understood why these “artists” go to the trouble of filming these things when there are dedicated adult websites and dedicated filming companies.

Charles
Charles
April 19, 2023 10:07 am

Larry Clark and Marina Abrajmovic creep me out, but the first two vignettes were indeed interesting. Btw this site gives me another reason to wake up tomorrow:) Thanks for the great Cinema.

I found this place two days ago and have watched some truly unforgettable films- Chained, Shoguns Joy Of Torture 1&2, Chaser… Keep it up EUM!

Juria
Juria
April 7, 2023 4:58 am

Is this just regular porn??

Juria
Juria
Reply to  Juria
April 7, 2023 4:59 am

sounds boring, like it’s just man woman porn with no blood

ID4 ID2 ID5
ID4 ID2 ID5
January 30, 2023 3:08 am

How to stay limp or flaccid documentary just watch this movie.

Groom cupboard
Groom cupboard
January 15, 2023 3:54 am

With all this daily spiced-ham-shitting it wont be long until ..stevie.. gets the urban-dick honour of being slang for pedo.

Hey now! Roberto
Hey now! Roberto
January 15, 2023 1:07 am

..Candy Land, 2022.. .Another worthy watch from a mention on here. Restores my faith that once the trend to over-promote ideals dies down we can get back to decent films based on storey rather than social-nudges. An early clam, dirty dildos, horny-black-santas and a nod to Ridgemont high on the bathroom mirror. Plus a vicar who enjoys gummy munching (at least for a while)…. .

엄준식
엄준식
January 14, 2023 7:21 am

엄준식은 살아있다.

Alistair
Alistair
January 13, 2023 11:06 pm

Whoever mentioned ..Spun, 2002.. thanks. It was a fun watch.

Snack-Time
Snack-Time
January 13, 2023 12:02 am

o/t Scooby-Doo, started in 1969 but the Elvis Presley film ..Tickle Me, 1965.. is basically a template for every episode of the cartoon.

cell block E
cell block E
January 13, 2023 12:01 am

stevie’s big ol stank flaps growling bruh

The Legendary Steve
The Legendary Steve
January 12, 2023 9:17 pm

This comment is for all you gay fucking cry baby spammers. Listen, you fucking little assholes, and listen very carefully. Little mental case pussies like you are not welcome here. It’s time you grow up you little fucking faggots, but trying to reason with you is like asking a bear to shit in a toilet. Obviously Steve called you out on exactly what you are, little pre teen cry baby pussies, and you are extremely butt hurt about it. Awwww. Did your feelings get hurt? Poor little cry babies. Only respond to this comment if you are a gay mental case fucking cry baby.

rolf harris
rolf harris
Reply to  The Legendary Steve
January 13, 2023 12:03 am

Can I lick ur muff sweetheart?

Tiny Tits Bald Fanny
Tiny Tits Bald Fanny
Reply to  rolf harris
January 13, 2023 12:22 am

Fun-fact via the the factually dubious wiki. The police said that Rolf had viewed child porn because they found images they thought were children amongst his porn viewing history. It later turned out the police were wrong and the models were 18 plus.

To NOT evenly remotely Steve like:
..I am not gay
..I am not a cry baby
..But most definitely I am a mental case..
Could you clarify,if you have to be all of the above,or just one,as you seem to have forgotten to use,an excessive amount of commars,just when they are needed.

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 8:18 pm

I cried when my dad chopped Onions… He was a good dog

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:41 pm

Preteen faggots trolling and crying smh

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Reply to  Steve
July 8, 2023 10:08 pm

Suck me cock

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:40 pm

Your profanity makes me moist, get a dog up ya Stevie

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:18 pm

Fucking incel mob cunts, catch me outside and I’ll Molotov your mouth

jeffy
jeffy
January 12, 2023 7:15 pm

can i grab that busted ham sammich off u bro?

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:13 pm

i watched my dad commit toaster bath after he pummeled me ma’s face. so all you fucking preteen faggots can ream my asshole!!!!

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 7:11 pm

can i spit on ur back tommy titty?

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
January 12, 2023 7:10 pm

My dick is bigger than your mom’s Steve. How bout you ride my hamster train and then i can shove my cock rocket down ur throat

im 12
im 12
January 12, 2023 7:07 pm

Pedo homo cunt. prowlin for little uns with ur hand on ur fleshlight. bruh u need to be castrated

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  im 12
February 28, 2023 7:59 pm

You’re 12 and you sound like a nigger too

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Ted Nugent
April 16, 2023 10:39 pm

A nigriod pickaninny? Bless my heart – bless my soul – never saw a nigger with a white asshole

Cardi Knee
Cardi Knee
January 12, 2023 7:02 pm

Literally fucking wheezing at the atrocious commentary…

jeffy
jeffy
January 12, 2023 6:59 pm

i troll meth sluts so i can rape em bitches be passed out and im dropping my dacks and sharting hard

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
January 12, 2023 6:54 pm

Faggots this, pedophilia that… Stevo, you possess telltale signs of a fucked up small dick loner. Getting off on being trolled, worthless little sad cunt eh

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Ted Nugent
January 12, 2023 7:02 pm

How about you shut up and get back to giving out reacharounds for your gay squad, since that’s the only thing you’re good at.

Face Squatter
Face Squatter
Reply to  Steve
January 12, 2023 7:04 pm

ey cum gurgler, please ejaculate into my money box boomer

Steve
Steve
January 12, 2023 6:50 pm

Now listen here you faggot preteen twisted fuckers!!! Wind em up and watch em go haha!!! My knob is ready, now spit bitches

aborted cacti
aborted cacti
January 12, 2023 6:40 pm

I don’t like porn wannabe crack thots with their pliant pregnancy failure flopping about like a wrinkled udder. Long pendulum tiddies swinging and bouncing like neglected hacky sacks. Faces contorted with gaping bungholes and nips looking like coathanger options

Divine
Divine
Reply to  aborted cacti
January 29, 2023 5:15 pm

meet a real woman lol, your expectations aren’t in reality

Ana
Ana
Reply to  aborted cacti
March 28, 2023 3:58 pm

Hilarious

AnOldBoy
AnOldBoy
January 9, 2023 9:18 am

The first segment by Larry Clark was interesting, seeing the reasons of the wannabe male porn stars wanting to do porn. The reasons for the female porn stars doing porn were also interesting. Unfortunately, all segments after that are pretentious and boring imo. I really like EUM but this was a load of wank, literally. It is the worst film I have so far watched on EUM. That bad I would rather read Matisse’s posts for 1 hr 51 minutes. 0.5 / 5 wanks for the whole film (and the 0.5 is only for the first segment, remove that and its zero).

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
January 9, 2023 2:27 am

Fucking the whole in the bridge must be the weirdest ritual I’ve ever heard.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
January 9, 2023 5:39 am

Hole, fucking google auto correction

hot beef injector
hot beef injector
January 8, 2023 9:49 am

made me as dry as a dead dingo’s donger

spøkelse
spøkelse
January 8, 2023 2:04 am

if someone actually came to this, you’re fuckin weird for even this site

Slight drizzles
Slight drizzles
Reply to  spøkelse
January 8, 2023 3:50 am

I knew someone who only got hard watching women in karate kit fighting. I knew another person who was aroused only in libraries. This site is fucking tame. I am sure quite a few of the younger viewers would have ejaculated to the Balken tit fondling sequences. Just because Z-imposter was not arroused don`t mean others were not inspired.

Scandinavian Toy
Scandinavian Toy
Reply to  Slight drizzles
January 8, 2023 4:20 am

As a female, I actually get aroused more from women in porn than men. Most male porn actors are grotesque aesthetically, I find myself becoming moister watching female ejaculation than the actual penetration itself. A mighty cock does nothing for me, the female form can be beautiful to admire.

david
david
Reply to  Scandinavian Toy
January 8, 2023 7:26 am

You Dyke

Lorri bobbit
Lorri bobbit
Reply to  david
January 8, 2023 7:45 am

Bullshit cunt, don’t mean shit if females appreciate and admire other females.. Don’t be a neanderthal Dave, your left testicle is protruding again

fred Fat
fred Fat
Reply to  Lorri bobbit
January 8, 2023 8:02 am

I have a females body

steve
steve
Reply to  fred Fat
January 8, 2023 8:17 am

that’s nice fred, glad ’bout that can i taste ur cunt?

Dickless Dave
Dickless Dave
Reply to  david
January 8, 2023 7:47 am

If it isn’t the one-balled wonder Davo. Typical caveman pleb

steve
steve
Reply to  Dickless Dave
January 8, 2023 8:00 am

Listen & Listen very carefully you homo lovers,no one wants to hear about your gay bullshit

afagisastickbruh
afagisastickbruh
Reply to  steve
January 8, 2023 8:15 am

Go Steve go! Stfu fuckface,obv u can’t read properly. Admiring another female’s body doesn’t mean being a homo, but u dumb so there’s that

Steve
Steve
Reply to  afagisastickbruh
January 8, 2023 8:30 am

Haha wind you pre teen faggots up & let you go,keep whining bitches

bitch tits
bitch tits
Reply to  Steve
January 8, 2023 8:39 am

Umm, this is awkward Steve, but you gargle a hella lot about “faggots” and “pre-teens”… Kinda vibing you’re sensitive or partial to both uh

Shane Morris
Shane Morris
Reply to  bitch tits
January 8, 2023 8:51 am

Thank God someone else has picked up on this,this guy talks way too much about children & “faggots” for it to be coincidence,he definitely has something constantly on his mind & it’s fucking sick,one strange cat man

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Shane Morris
January 8, 2023 10:14 am

Hey you fucking cowards. This thread looks like a pre teen little fucking asshole convention. What’s next you little fucking faggots? More jokes about how you are going to fuck my mother? I heard those type of jokes are all the rage at elementary school. Ha ha you little fucking faggots. Watch. I just wound these pre teen little faggots up. They are going to cry, whine and spam all day now. Watch. Shane and Zed are gay lovebirds. Ha ha.

Charity Runner
Charity Runner
Reply to  Steve
January 8, 2023 10:32 am

At least both Shane and Zed watch the films and talk about them. You just enjoy abusing children.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Charity Runner
January 8, 2023 10:46 am

See? What did I tell you? You just wind these little faggots up and they cry, whine and spam all day. Ha ha you fucking cry babies. I just read another comment by Shane. He’s really in love with Zed big time. Ha ha you little fucking faggots.

milat
milat
Reply to  Steve
April 28, 2023 10:29 pm

the last person id wanna fuck steve is your moms flappy stinky pussy u came out of, obviously your mom died giving birth to your brainless disabled retarded ass. stay away from elementary schools bud.

Off for a tommy tank
Off for a tommy tank
Reply to  Scandinavian Toy
January 8, 2023 9:21 am

I am not much of a porn freak but I like my women being prodded. I like the prod she is getting to be enjoyable and the bloke to be easy on the eye.
The US hung-hunk is far to fake and there are some horrible trolls with big cocks that spoil my enjoyment. I avoid most american stuff because they seem to want to wound the lady rather than give pleasure. Or want to show a destroyed rose-bud dripping in cum. Obviously someone likes it.
A middle-aged lady, on top, bouncing about with a happy face and I am hard as a teenage boy watching his teacher bend over.
A bald cunt with a pained expression and some action man with a super-sized cock stabbing and slapping her into sub-mission and I am flip-flopping over to the panty section of cosmo.
I like my OLs, I like my readers wives and I like my quickies in the parking lot.

Vic
Vic
January 7, 2023 5:35 pm

1. Desticted – Porn with a lot of talking at the beginning.
2. Balkan Erotic Epic – Starts at about 37:30 and goes to about 50:00 Absolutely hilarious, especially the cartoons. 5 stars.
3. House Call – Badly filmed porn with strange music.
4. Sync – If you ever want a headache this is the section to watch.
I skimmed through the rest of it so I can’t judge those films.

Interanally grateful
Interanally grateful
Reply to  Vic
January 8, 2023 12:29 am

Thank you. I might peruse no.2. I also like strange music so no.3 might be worth a quick listen.

IG deposit
IG deposit
Reply to  Vic
January 8, 2023 3:42 am

2. Had some interest but did not touch my funny bone. I will however watch out for Bulkan Tea.
3. Mah, mood music for a dirty lifts.
4. As I like drum solos it kept me entertained on an aural level. Cathy Rich is the daughter of Buddy Rich so I assume its his drumming.
From what I watched it was all very lazy film making.

JamOnToast
JamOnToast
Reply to  Vic
January 8, 2023 8:08 pm

I like the Balkan one specielly the song was hillarious

fred fat
fred fat
January 7, 2023 1:48 pm

thought this was restricted

david
david
Reply to  fred fat
January 7, 2023 2:06 pm

Good one dickhead,fucking hilarious

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  david
January 8, 2023 3:23 pm

kill yourself

spøkelse
spøkelse
Reply to  fred fat
January 8, 2023 10:44 pm

you actually have no life

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  spøkelse
January 9, 2023 9:25 pm

the word actually is redundant as r u

Rise of the dolescum
Rise of the dolescum
Reply to  fred fat
January 10, 2023 12:19 am

Redundancy is cool. Why work and pay tax just for some cunt to spunk up on your behalf.

Bemused
Bemused
January 7, 2023 1:38 pm

Can someone please watch this film and tell me there is more to it than artistic butt-fucking and cock-twiddling. Just watched ..Spin me round, 2022.. and ..Strawberry Bubblegums, 2016.. and get the feeling both have more enjoyable porn-sequences.

Zed smalldick
Zed smalldick
January 7, 2023 9:22 am

Yeah, nah didn’t make me cum. 1.5/5

Bemused
Bemused
Reply to  Zed smalldick
January 7, 2023 1:37 pm

wrongly placed