Destricted (2006)
Option 1Option 2
AKA: Destricted – UK Version
Directed by: Larry Clark, Marina Abramovic, Richard Prince, Marco Brambilla, Matthew Barney, Sam Taylor-Wood, Gaspar Noe
Language: English, None
Runtime: 01:51:52
Genres: Anthology-Short, Bizarre-Surreal, Porn-related, Gay-Interest, Dolls, Teen, Unsimulated Sex
About – Spoilers:
Seven short films around the theme of sex. This is the UK version. The US version has a few different films – hence the running time on IMDB is off.
Among the films here are:
Larry Clark auditions nervous noobs to fuck an actual pornstar.
An exhausting exercise in edited porn clips.
Cock-quease-inducing cum pottery.
Naked men masturbating or trying to fuck the earth.
Alleged Balkan traditions for comic relief.
Gaspar Noe’s strobe view of two young people separately masturbating to the same porno – one with a sex-doll and a gun, the other with a sweet teddy.
Yeah, nah didn’t make me cum. 1.5/5
Can someone please watch this film and tell me there is more to it than artistic butt-fucking and cock-twiddling. Just watched ..Spin me round, 2022.. and ..Strawberry Bubblegums, 2016.. and get the feeling both have more enjoyable porn-sequences.
thought this was restricted
1. Desticted – Porn with a lot of talking at the beginning.
2. Balkan Erotic Epic – Starts at about 37:30 and goes to about 50:00 Absolutely hilarious, especially the cartoons. 5 stars.
3. House Call – Badly filmed porn with strange music.
4. Sync – If you ever want a headache this is the section to watch.
I skimmed through the rest of it so I can’t judge those films.
if someone actually came to this, you’re fuckin weird for even this site
made me as dry as a dead dingo’s donger
Fucking the whole in the bridge must be the weirdest ritual I’ve ever heard.
The first segment by Larry Clark was interesting, seeing the reasons of the wannabe male porn stars wanting to do porn. The reasons for the female porn stars doing porn were also interesting. Unfortunately, all segments after that are pretentious and boring imo. I really like EUM but this was a load of wank, literally. It is the worst film I have so far watched on EUM. That bad I would rather read Matisse’s posts for 1 hr 51 minutes. 0.5 / 5 wanks for the whole film (and the 0.5 is only for the first segment, remove that and its zero).
I don’t like porn wannabe crack thots with their pliant pregnancy failure flopping about like a wrinkled udder. Long pendulum tiddies swinging and bouncing like neglected hacky sacks. Faces contorted with gaping bungholes and nips looking like coathanger options
Now listen here you faggot preteen twisted fuckers!!! Wind em up and watch em go haha!!! My knob is ready, now spit bitches
Faggots this, pedophilia that… Stevo, you possess telltale signs of a fucked up small dick loner. Getting off on being trolled, worthless little sad cunt eh
i troll meth sluts so i can rape em bitches be passed out and im dropping my dacks and sharting hard
Literally fucking wheezing at the atrocious commentary…
Pedo homo cunt. prowlin for little uns with ur hand on ur fleshlight. bruh u need to be castrated
My dick is bigger than your mom’s Steve. How bout you ride my hamster train and then i can shove my cock rocket down ur throat
can i spit on ur back tommy titty?
i watched my dad commit toaster bath after he pummeled me ma’s face. so all you fucking preteen faggots can ream my asshole!!!!
can i grab that busted ham sammich off u bro?
Fucking incel mob cunts, catch me outside and I’ll Molotov your mouth
Your profanity makes me moist, get a dog up ya Stevie
Preteen faggots trolling and crying smh
I cried when my dad chopped Onions… He was a good dog
This comment is for all you gay fucking cry baby spammers. Listen, you fucking little assholes, and listen very carefully. Little mental case pussies like you are not welcome here. It’s time you grow up you little fucking faggots, but trying to reason with you is like asking a bear to shit in a toilet. Obviously Steve called you out on exactly what you are, little pre teen cry baby pussies, and you are extremely butt hurt about it. Awwww. Did your feelings get hurt? Poor little cry babies. Only respond to this comment if you are a gay mental case fucking cry baby.
stevie’s big ol stank flaps growling bruh
o/t Scooby-Doo, started in 1969 but the Elvis Presley film ..Tickle Me, 1965.. is basically a template for every episode of the cartoon.
Whoever mentioned ..Spun, 2002.. thanks. It was a fun watch.
엄준식은 살아있다.
..Candy Land, 2022.. .Another worthy watch from a mention on here. Restores my faith that once the trend to over-promote ideals dies down we can get back to decent films based on storey rather than social-nudges. An early clam, dirty dildos, horny-black-santas and a nod to Ridgemont high on the bathroom mirror. Plus a vicar who enjoys gummy munching (at least for a while)…. .
With all this daily spiced-ham-shitting it wont be long until ..stevie.. gets the urban-dick honour of being slang for pedo.
How to stay limp or flaccid documentary just watch this movie.
Is this just regular porn??
Larry Clark and Marina Abrajmovic creep me out, but the first two vignettes were indeed interesting. Btw this site gives me another reason to wake up tomorrow:) Thanks for the great Cinema.
I found this place two days ago and have watched some truly unforgettable films- Chained, Shoguns Joy Of Torture 1&2, Chaser… Keep it up EUM!
I’ve never understood why these “artists” go to the trouble of filming these things when there are dedicated adult websites and dedicated filming companies.