Destricted (2006)
Option 1Option 2
AKA: Destricted – UK Version
Directed by: Larry Clark, Marina Abramovic, Richard Prince, Marco Brambilla, Matthew Barney, Sam Taylor-Wood, Gaspar Noe
Language: English, None
Runtime: 01:51:52
Genres: Anthology-Short, Bizarre-Surreal, Porn-related, Gay-Interest, Dolls, Teen, Unsimulated Sex
About – Spoilers:
Seven short films around the theme of sex. This is the UK version. The US version has a few different films – hence the running time on IMDB is off.
Among the films here are:
Larry Clark auditions nervous noobs to fuck an actual pornstar.
An exhausting exercise in edited porn clips.
Cock-quease-inducing cum pottery.
Naked men masturbating or trying to fuck the earth.
Alleged Balkan traditions for comic relief.
Gaspar Noe’s strobe view of two young people separately masturbating to the same porno – one with a sex-doll and a gun, the other with a sweet teddy.
my first sexual experience was at the age of 6 yr old with a 14 yr old girl, then a few days later she brought her two friends with her, a 11 yr old and a 9 yr old they each took turns sucking me, it was amazing time where I was growing up, this happen first time under some stairs in a block of flats mid day when everyone was at work, then after this it happened on the flat roofs we had and also the park areas where there was a wall, I be standing and the girls would be kneeling down each taking a turn to take me in there mouths, they seem to love it. it was only later one found what it was called.
Depressing
The start of the film, all the guy look Gay and CAMPY as fuck, Oh may be it some Gay Campy film they are they to make. One has nothing against any girl nor matter what her age is, if she is consenting freely, this is her right to do what ever she wants for herself, but I would stay well clear of such girl, seen many of them and even had offers of them, one turned them all down, would not never go with any what one see’s as a LOOSE girls, who is a WHORE, its not my thing. sometimes I want to save them, as they all want one thing Money, and I know all the Secret to it, Well it’s not really a secret its all out there on the great worldwide web. the internet is like an endless library of endless information’s in what ever one seeks?. and that is the Problem, everyone wants MONEY, yet know many if any know what money actual is? where it comes from? who creates it? when is it created? how is it created? what are the laws? what are the constitutions that Governs it? what is a Trustee? a Fiduciary? and so on? all words have many meaning but there is only one that is pure and true, the rest is misleading and very deceptive. 90% of the men penises are all Average size between 4 and half inch to 5 half inch, some are lower, above average… Read more »
You’ve told us you have a tiny penis, have you tried putting it in John Innes No3 compost to see if it will grow ??😆
Anyone in these comments smoke weed
Yes..have you got some
the second feature was the best of the lot …the rest you can see on xhamster and sites like like that …….
“Fucking the Earth” reminds me of my cousin Stevie meatball digging a hole in the dirt for himself and a smaller one for me (I was around six).
Crazy ass hillbillies… hahaha
I’ve never understood why these “artists” go to the trouble of filming these things when there are dedicated adult websites and dedicated filming companies.
Larry Clark and Marina Abrajmovic creep me out, but the first two vignettes were indeed interesting. Btw this site gives me another reason to wake up tomorrow:) Thanks for the great Cinema.
I found this place two days ago and have watched some truly unforgettable films- Chained, Shoguns Joy Of Torture 1&2, Chaser… Keep it up EUM!
Is this just regular porn??
sounds boring, like it’s just man woman porn with no blood
How to stay limp or flaccid documentary just watch this movie.
With all this daily spiced-ham-shitting it wont be long until ..stevie.. gets the urban-dick honour of being slang for pedo.
..Candy Land, 2022.. .Another worthy watch from a mention on here. Restores my faith that once the trend to over-promote ideals dies down we can get back to decent films based on storey rather than social-nudges. An early clam, dirty dildos, horny-black-santas and a nod to Ridgemont high on the bathroom mirror. Plus a vicar who enjoys gummy munching (at least for a while)…. .
엄준식은 살아있다.
Whoever mentioned ..Spun, 2002.. thanks. It was a fun watch.
o/t Scooby-Doo, started in 1969 but the Elvis Presley film ..Tickle Me, 1965.. is basically a template for every episode of the cartoon.
stevie’s big ol stank flaps growling bruh
This comment is for all you gay fucking cry baby spammers. Listen, you fucking little assholes, and listen very carefully. Little mental case pussies like you are not welcome here. It’s time you grow up you little fucking faggots, but trying to reason with you is like asking a bear to shit in a toilet. Obviously Steve called you out on exactly what you are, little pre teen cry baby pussies, and you are extremely butt hurt about it. Awwww. Did your feelings get hurt? Poor little cry babies. Only respond to this comment if you are a gay mental case fucking cry baby.
Can I lick ur muff sweetheart?
Fun-fact via the the factually dubious wiki. The police said that Rolf had viewed child porn because they found images they thought were children amongst his porn viewing history. It later turned out the police were wrong and the models were 18 plus.
To NOT evenly remotely Steve like:
..I am not gay
..I am not a cry baby
..But most definitely I am a mental case..
Could you clarify,if you have to be all of the above,or just one,as you seem to have forgotten to use,an excessive amount of commars,just when they are needed.
I cried when my dad chopped Onions… He was a good dog
Preteen faggots trolling and crying smh
Suck me cock
Your profanity makes me moist, get a dog up ya Stevie
Fucking incel mob cunts, catch me outside and I’ll Molotov your mouth
can i grab that busted ham sammich off u bro?
i watched my dad commit toaster bath after he pummeled me ma’s face. so all you fucking preteen faggots can ream my asshole!!!!
can i spit on ur back tommy titty?
My dick is bigger than your mom’s Steve. How bout you ride my hamster train and then i can shove my cock rocket down ur throat
Pedo homo cunt. prowlin for little uns with ur hand on ur fleshlight. bruh u need to be castrated
You’re 12 and you sound like a nigger too
A nigriod pickaninny? Bless my heart – bless my soul – never saw a nigger with a white asshole
Literally fucking wheezing at the atrocious commentary…
i troll meth sluts so i can rape em bitches be passed out and im dropping my dacks and sharting hard
Faggots this, pedophilia that… Stevo, you possess telltale signs of a fucked up small dick loner. Getting off on being trolled, worthless little sad cunt eh
How about you shut up and get back to giving out reacharounds for your gay squad, since that’s the only thing you’re good at.
ey cum gurgler, please ejaculate into my money box boomer
Now listen here you faggot preteen twisted fuckers!!! Wind em up and watch em go haha!!! My knob is ready, now spit bitches
I don’t like porn wannabe crack thots with their pliant pregnancy failure flopping about like a wrinkled udder. Long pendulum tiddies swinging and bouncing like neglected hacky sacks. Faces contorted with gaping bungholes and nips looking like coathanger options
meet a real woman lol, your expectations aren’t in reality
Hilarious
The first segment by Larry Clark was interesting, seeing the reasons of the wannabe male porn stars wanting to do porn. The reasons for the female porn stars doing porn were also interesting. Unfortunately, all segments after that are pretentious and boring imo. I really like EUM but this was a load of wank, literally. It is the worst film I have so far watched on EUM. That bad I would rather read Matisse’s posts for 1 hr 51 minutes. 0.5 / 5 wanks for the whole film (and the 0.5 is only for the first segment, remove that and its zero).
Fucking the whole in the bridge must be the weirdest ritual I’ve ever heard.
Hole, fucking google auto correction
made me as dry as a dead dingo’s donger
if someone actually came to this, you’re fuckin weird for even this site
I knew someone who only got hard watching women in karate kit fighting. I knew another person who was aroused only in libraries. This site is fucking tame. I am sure quite a few of the younger viewers would have ejaculated to the Balken tit fondling sequences. Just because Z-imposter was not arroused don`t mean others were not inspired.
As a female, I actually get aroused more from women in porn than men. Most male porn actors are grotesque aesthetically, I find myself becoming moister watching female ejaculation than the actual penetration itself. A mighty cock does nothing for me, the female form can be beautiful to admire.
You Dyke
Bullshit cunt, don’t mean shit if females appreciate and admire other females.. Don’t be a neanderthal Dave, your left testicle is protruding again
I have a females body
that’s nice fred, glad ’bout that can i taste ur cunt?
If it isn’t the one-balled wonder Davo. Typical caveman pleb
Listen & Listen very carefully you homo lovers,no one wants to hear about your gay bullshit
Go Steve go! Stfu fuckface,obv u can’t read properly. Admiring another female’s body doesn’t mean being a homo, but u dumb so there’s that
Haha wind you pre teen faggots up & let you go,keep whining bitches
Umm, this is awkward Steve, but you gargle a hella lot about “faggots” and “pre-teens”… Kinda vibing you’re sensitive or partial to both uh
Thank God someone else has picked up on this,this guy talks way too much about children & “faggots” for it to be coincidence,he definitely has something constantly on his mind & it’s fucking sick,one strange cat man
Hey you fucking cowards. This thread looks like a pre teen little fucking asshole convention. What’s next you little fucking faggots? More jokes about how you are going to fuck my mother? I heard those type of jokes are all the rage at elementary school. Ha ha you little fucking faggots. Watch. I just wound these pre teen little faggots up. They are going to cry, whine and spam all day now. Watch. Shane and Zed are gay lovebirds. Ha ha.
At least both Shane and Zed watch the films and talk about them. You just enjoy abusing children.
See? What did I tell you? You just wind these little faggots up and they cry, whine and spam all day. Ha ha you fucking cry babies. I just read another comment by Shane. He’s really in love with Zed big time. Ha ha you little fucking faggots.
the last person id wanna fuck steve is your moms flappy stinky pussy u came out of, obviously your mom died giving birth to your brainless disabled retarded ass. stay away from elementary schools bud.
I am not much of a porn freak but I like my women being prodded. I like the prod she is getting to be enjoyable and the bloke to be easy on the eye.
The US hung-hunk is far to fake and there are some horrible trolls with big cocks that spoil my enjoyment. I avoid most american stuff because they seem to want to wound the lady rather than give pleasure. Or want to show a destroyed rose-bud dripping in cum. Obviously someone likes it.
A middle-aged lady, on top, bouncing about with a happy face and I am hard as a teenage boy watching his teacher bend over.
A bald cunt with a pained expression and some action man with a super-sized cock stabbing and slapping her into sub-mission and I am flip-flopping over to the panty section of cosmo.
I like my OLs, I like my readers wives and I like my quickies in the parking lot.
1. Desticted – Porn with a lot of talking at the beginning.
2. Balkan Erotic Epic – Starts at about 37:30 and goes to about 50:00 Absolutely hilarious, especially the cartoons. 5 stars.
3. House Call – Badly filmed porn with strange music.
4. Sync – If you ever want a headache this is the section to watch.
I skimmed through the rest of it so I can’t judge those films.
Thank you. I might peruse no.2. I also like strange music so no.3 might be worth a quick listen.
2. Had some interest but did not touch my funny bone. I will however watch out for Bulkan Tea.
3. Mah, mood music for a dirty lifts.
4. As I like drum solos it kept me entertained on an aural level. Cathy Rich is the daughter of Buddy Rich so I assume its his drumming.
From what I watched it was all very lazy film making.
I like the Balkan one specielly the song was hillarious
thought this was restricted
Good one dickhead,fucking hilarious
kill yourself
you actually have no life
the word actually is redundant as r u
Redundancy is cool. Why work and pay tax just for some cunt to spunk up on your behalf.
Can someone please watch this film and tell me there is more to it than artistic butt-fucking and cock-twiddling. Just watched ..Spin me round, 2022.. and ..Strawberry Bubblegums, 2016.. and get the feeling both have more enjoyable porn-sequences.
Yeah, nah didn’t make me cum. 1.5/5
wrongly placed