Destricted (2006)
Option 1Option 2
AKA: Destricted – UK Version
Directed by: Larry Clark, Marina Abramovic, Richard Prince, Marco Brambilla, Matthew Barney, Sam Taylor-Wood, Gaspar Noe
Language: English, None
Runtime: 01:51:52
Genres: Anthology-Short, Bizarre-Surreal, Porn-related, Gay-Interest, Dolls, Teen, Unsimulated Sex
About – Spoilers:
Seven short films around the theme of sex. This is the UK version. The US version has a few different films – hence the running time on IMDB is off.
Among the films here are:
Larry Clark auditions nervous noobs to fuck an actual pornstar.
An exhausting exercise in edited porn clips.
Cock-quease-inducing cum pottery.
Naked men masturbating or trying to fuck the earth.
Alleged Balkan traditions for comic relief.
Gaspar Noe’s strobe view of two young people separately masturbating to the same porno – one with a sex-doll and a gun, the other with a sweet teddy.
Some of the segments were great but majority of them are boring and unappealing. Gaspar Noe always fcks with lights and strobing effects, makes you feel nauseated.
What the fuck is this garbage
This Porn Related Movie is SOOOOOOOOO SHIT
WTF This Porn Movie is Really SHIT and it’s just Boring and Whyy is this film ON Effedupmovies.com!!!
I watch this movie twice the 1st time clear headed and the 2nd time stoned which is a better way of watching this movie
nigga wtf did I just fcking watch
This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen go kill yourself
what the fuck is this bullshit garbage
my first sexual experience was at the age of 6 yr old with a 14 yr old girl, then a few days later she brought her two friends with her, a 11 yr old and a 9 yr old they each took turns sucking me, it was amazing time where I was growing up, this happen first time under some stairs in a block of flats mid day when everyone was at work, then after this it happened on the flat roofs we had and also the park areas where there was a wall, I be standing and the girls would be kneeling down each taking a turn to take me in there mouths, they seem to love it. it was only later one found what it was called.
The start of the film, all the guy look Gay and CAMPY as fuck, Oh may be it some Gay Campy film they are they to make. One has nothing against any girl nor matter what her age is, if she is consenting freely, this is her right to do what ever she wants for herself, but I would stay well clear of such girl, seen many of them and even had offers of them, one turned them all down, would not never go with any what one see’s as a LOOSE girls, who is a WHORE, its not my thing. sometimes I want to save them, as they all want one thing Money, and I know all the Secret to it, Well it’s not really a secret its all out there on the great worldwide web. the internet is like an endless library of endless information’s in what ever one seeks?. and that is the Problem, everyone wants MONEY, yet know many if any know what money actual is? where it comes from? who creates it? when is it created? how is it created? what are the laws? what are the constitutions that Governs it? what is a Trustee? a Fiduciary? and so on? all words have many meaning but there is only one that is pure and true, the rest is misleading and very deceptive. 90% of the men penises are all Average size between 4 and half inch to 5 half inch, some are lower, above average… Read more »
Anyone in these comments smoke weed
the second feature was the best of the lot …the rest you can see on xhamster and sites like like that …….
“Fucking the Earth” reminds me of my cousin Stevie meatball digging a hole in the dirt for himself and a smaller one for me (I was around six).
Crazy ass hillbillies… hahaha
I’ve never understood why these “artists” go to the trouble of filming these things when there are dedicated adult websites and dedicated filming companies.
Larry Clark and Marina Abrajmovic creep me out, but the first two vignettes were indeed interesting. Btw this site gives me another reason to wake up tomorrow:) Thanks for the great Cinema.
I found this place two days ago and have watched some truly unforgettable films- Chained, Shoguns Joy Of Torture 1&2, Chaser… Keep it up EUM!
Is this just regular porn??
How to stay limp or flaccid documentary just watch this movie.
With all this daily spiced-ham-shitting it wont be long until ..stevie.. gets the urban-dick honour of being slang for pedo.
..Candy Land, 2022.. .Another worthy watch from a mention on here. Restores my faith that once the trend to over-promote ideals dies down we can get back to decent films based on storey rather than social-nudges. An early clam, dirty dildos, horny-black-santas and a nod to Ridgemont high on the bathroom mirror. Plus a vicar who enjoys gummy munching (at least for a while)…. .
엄준식은 살아있다.
Whoever mentioned ..Spun, 2002.. thanks. It was a fun watch.
o/t Scooby-Doo, started in 1969 but the Elvis Presley film ..Tickle Me, 1965.. is basically a template for every episode of the cartoon.
stevie’s big ol stank flaps growling bruh
This comment is for all you gay fucking cry baby spammers. Listen, you fucking little assholes, and listen very carefully. Little mental case pussies like you are not welcome here. It’s time you grow up you little fucking faggots, but trying to reason with you is like asking a bear to shit in a toilet. Obviously Steve called you out on exactly what you are, little pre teen cry baby pussies, and you are extremely butt hurt about it. Awwww. Did your feelings get hurt? Poor little cry babies. Only respond to this comment if you are a gay mental case fucking cry baby.
I cried when my dad chopped Onions… He was a good dog
Preteen faggots trolling and crying smh
Your profanity makes me moist, get a dog up ya Stevie
Fucking incel mob cunts, catch me outside and I’ll Molotov your mouth
can i grab that busted ham sammich off u bro?
i watched my dad commit toaster bath after he pummeled me ma’s face. so all you fucking preteen faggots can ream my asshole!!!!
can i spit on ur back tommy titty?
My dick is bigger than your mom’s Steve. How bout you ride my hamster train and then i can shove my cock rocket down ur throat
Pedo homo cunt. prowlin for little uns with ur hand on ur fleshlight. bruh u need to be castrated
Literally fucking wheezing at the atrocious commentary…
i troll meth sluts so i can rape em bitches be passed out and im dropping my dacks and sharting hard
Faggots this, pedophilia that… Stevo, you possess telltale signs of a fucked up small dick loner. Getting off on being trolled, worthless little sad cunt eh
Now listen here you faggot preteen twisted fuckers!!! Wind em up and watch em go haha!!! My knob is ready, now spit bitches
I don’t like porn wannabe crack thots with their pliant pregnancy failure flopping about like a wrinkled udder. Long pendulum tiddies swinging and bouncing like neglected hacky sacks. Faces contorted with gaping bungholes and nips looking like coathanger options
The first segment by Larry Clark was interesting, seeing the reasons of the wannabe male porn stars wanting to do porn. The reasons for the female porn stars doing porn were also interesting. Unfortunately, all segments after that are pretentious and boring imo. I really like EUM but this was a load of wank, literally. It is the worst film I have so far watched on EUM. That bad I would rather read Matisse’s posts for 1 hr 51 minutes. 0.5 / 5 wanks for the whole film (and the 0.5 is only for the first segment, remove that and its zero).
Fucking the whole in the bridge must be the weirdest ritual I’ve ever heard.
made me as dry as a dead dingo’s donger
if someone actually came to this, you’re fuckin weird for even this site
1. Desticted – Porn with a lot of talking at the beginning.
2. Balkan Erotic Epic – Starts at about 37:30 and goes to about 50:00 Absolutely hilarious, especially the cartoons. 5 stars.
3. House Call – Badly filmed porn with strange music.
4. Sync – If you ever want a headache this is the section to watch.
I skimmed through the rest of it so I can’t judge those films.
thought this was restricted
Can someone please watch this film and tell me there is more to it than artistic butt-fucking and cock-twiddling. Just watched ..Spin me round, 2022.. and ..Strawberry Bubblegums, 2016.. and get the feeling both have more enjoyable porn-sequences.
Yeah, nah didn’t make me cum. 1.5/5