Irina Palm (2007)
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Directed by: Sam Garbarski
Starring: Marianne Faithfull (Maggie), Miki Manojlovic (Miki), Kevin Bishop (Tom), Siobhan Hewlett (Sarah), Dorka Gryllus (Luisa), Jenny Agutter (Jane), Corey Burke (Olly)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:39:01
Plot – Spoilers:
Marianne Faithfull plays an ageing granny, Maggie, who wanks off men with her soft palms that earn her a certain stature in Soho, England. But there’s a noble cause attached to it. She’s doing it to pay for the treatment of her grandson.
Marianne gives her role as much dignity as a storyline like that allows. And while the movie isn’t explicit – resorting to props like Maggie’s coffee flask to block out the offending cock – her hand movements with the deftness of a conductor, picturize plenty.
Genres: Prostitution-related
Jesus Christ, brits should be banned from making movies. Always such a cringey embarassment
gizza a job then ! anyone?!
I have a complete respect for anybody who is willing to jerk off somebody else. People are jerks and and if you are ready to be used as a jerk off machine then you are a Saint.
Thank you 🙂
This movie helped me to get away from crack for almost 2 hours.
A tediously rediculous film with extremely poor script and poor acting. I agree with OMH the son was a complete cunt and the film would have benefited with him cut out completely especially as you could get a dead baboon to give a better performance.
Plus who ho puts a lunch-box on a table that might get the odd escaping spirt.
Plus plus, as these blokes were not too worried about who was giving them the handshake why did they not just visit ..Admiral Duncan.. . On every occasion I have been in there the last (furthest end) cubicle is always reserved for some cum-bucket-twink who would do the same for free.
Her son and his fucking bitch wife are so self-absorbed, she didn’t deserve such disregard and disrespect from the pair of them. She was a gorgeous grandmother and took to extremes to save her grandson’s life.
I have smooth hands, my palms are soft. I want to cup your blue-balls in them and rub your shaft merrily, enthusiastically
I wanna kiss you all over!!! Spunk in my crack again
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To fuck boys, but he keeps getting caught
Not bad
You’re accused of the following charges
You’re a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can’t understand
You are the loneliness of all people
It’s time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
That’s what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That’s what you get when you
Swallow another man’s load
A lubricated condom
How do you find love in another man’s hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running ramped in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
LMFAOOOOO I’m wheezing
Yuk, yuk, yuk. That was SO funny. Wait till I’ll tell that one to my friends in 3rd grade. They are going to think I’m so cool. Hershey highway. LMAO. That is so funny. Yuk, yuk, yuk. How do you come up with these hilarious jokes? LMFAO!!! Oh it is SOOOO funny! Yuk, yuk, yuk.
It was hilarious you penis
That was even funnier. How do you come up with these great jokes? The kids in your elementary school must think you are so cool!
Hey all you fucking cowards. Steve really got you faggots good, didn’t he? He’s all you can think about night and day. It sounds like you hope he’ll get pedo on you. It’s obvious you little pussies are in elementary school. Do all the kids in elementary school give you high fives and slaps on the back when you talk about pedos and talk about fucking people’s mothers you little faggots? Grow up you immature gay cry babies. You’ve been spamming for days because Steve hurt you gay little feelings. Awwww. Ha ha you little faggots. Watch. These little faggots are going to have a major mental fit and spam like crazy now. You just wind these little pussies up and watch them go. There feelings are so hurt by Steve because he pinpointed exactly what they are – immature gay elementary school kid cry babies. Ha ha you fucking pussies. Cry for me you gay faggots.
Smooth palms,just like a 12 year boy……..im gonna spunk myself
Irina rhe slut someone change that title
A stinking slut of a woman… She wouldn’t shower for weeks on end apparently. Fucked Keith Richards while she was with Micky.
no mars bars
You gotta hand it to Marianne faithful…………….wanked off Mick Jagger & probably many other old rock stars back in the day
Her son was an ungrateful prick but the pimp had a heart of gold. It’s a silly love story. If the kid died at the end I would have thought this movie was fantastic.