AKA: W Lesie Dzis Nie Zasnie Nikt
Directed by: Bartosz M. Kowalski
Starring: Michał Zbroja (Killer), Julia Wieniawa (Zosia), Michał Lupa (Julek), Wiktoria Gąsiewska (Aniela), Sebastian Dela (Daniel), Stanisław Cywka(Bartek), Gabriela Muskała (Iza)
Country: Poland; Effed Up European Films
Language: Polish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Polish Movies
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Killer, Sci-Fi, Scars-Body Modification
Plot – Spoilers:
Overgrown Polish teenagers are at a camp to wean themselves off their phone-addiction. Among them is a fat gamer who dreams of streaming into a sullen-faced girl who is there because she apparently slashed her wrists once. He also gets to be a tragic hero later. Apart from them are a few cliched characters – the dyke-looking camp guide, a gay guy who opens up to the hot blonde at camp only to find she is actually real sensitive. There’s also a not-so-cliched character in a straight virgin who dresses like he is gay. And finally there is the Killer who is just this giant with all kinds of shitty boils and skin disfigurements that have a meteor sauce.
The kills are fine. This is just another slasher though with the advantage of being in a possibly unfamiliar language. Surely there are worse ways to kill your time. Like spending it in the comment sections.