Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)
AKA: W Lesie Dzis Nie Zasnie Nikt
Directed by: Bartosz M. Kowalski
Starring: Michał Zbroja (Killer), Julia Wieniawa (Zosia), Michał Lupa (Julek), Wiktoria Gąsiewska (Aniela), Sebastian Dela (Daniel), Stanisław Cywka(Bartek), Gabriela Muskała (Iza)
Country: Poland; Effed Up European Films
Language: Polish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Polish Movies
Runtime: 01:42:28
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Killer, Sci-Fi, Scars-Body Modification
Plot – Spoilers:
Overgrown Polish teenagers are at a camp to wean themselves off their phone-addiction. Among them is a fat gamer who dreams of streaming into a sullen-faced girl who is there because she apparently slashed her wrists once. He also gets to be a tragic hero later. Apart from them are a few cliched characters – the dyke-looking camp guide, a gay guy who opens up to the hot blonde at camp only to find she is actually real sensitive. There’s also a not-so-cliched character in a straight virgin who dresses like he is gay. And finally there is the Killer who is just this giant with all kinds of shitty boils and skin disfigurements that have a meteor sauce.
The kills are fine. This is just another slasher though with the advantage of being in a possibly unfamiliar language. Surely there are worse ways to kill your time. Like spending it in the comment sections.
Polacks making movies? Oh I gots ta see this!! rofl
Hey admin
What a perfect film to share with
your wife’s boyfriend’s kids!
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the kids will be laughing all around
@1:04:00
Once upon a time
in her gloomy hut
there lived a witch as ugly as a bat.
She ate little girls at morn,
on little boys she supped.
She’d ride her broom
to the village and back
and stuff plump little children into her great big sack.
But before they reached the pot,
she would sing this to the lot:
“Nobody sleeps in the woods tonight.”
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Also, I thought I saw a comment earlier that
you are related to this movies’ producer
Ned Flicks from Poland.
Is he a big time famous producer?
Is that where you got your family money
or is he the one that gives you
money to run the fabulous EUM Media Empire?
Are you related to Steve? Makes perfect sense, You fag!
Wanna smell my ass shit for brains?
Wanna eat the cheese outta my chonk flaps chihuahua boy?
Nigger farts smell funky man. Take a big whiff you gay fucking douche bag. Die asshole. Ha ha. Ta ta for now shit for brains.
Welcome back pedo Richard/Steve, You’ve been so quiet lately, Are you ready for more baby? Here we go, Ha ha & Ta ta? You dumb, Limpwristed cocksucker, unleash the entertainment you pillow biter Haaaaa.
Suck my dick
The fuck asked you? Cunt.
Let me put my Baretta in there baby
Cry babies are never winners. Winners are never cry babies. When you little assholes get angry it makes me laugh. Ha ha you jack off faggots. Buh-bye for now you fucking douche bags.
Cry babies have weiners & when their assholes itch you jack off like a faggot & laugh? Cool, Good to know, See ya shit stabber.
Hey Tommy – long time no see. It’s your gay butt buddy Ron here. Suck my dick? ATM?
Get a life, Get a name &………SUCK MY DICK RICHARD!
Pre teen faggots? Cowards who won’t grow up? Gay cry babies, Ladies & germs fresh off his short stint in the can for sending an 8 year old pics of his little cock on Facebook, please welcome back….Steve….i mean Richard, he’ll be here all night folks, Well until the schools open up at 9am, Steve/Rick is here to answer all your questions about the new film based on his life PREDATOR- life & times of a sexual deviant.
This film has an English dub. In fact, this film is a Netflix Original. So the dub could also be posted here.
The characters and story fucking sucked, I hate pseudo intellectual writers that parody slasher films without knowing them, or even liking them. Half the movie is fucking filler and useless since the characters still fucking dumb and unlikeable. And I fucking hate that trope of “As an horror geek I can outsmart the killer” then they get fucked.
You should upload My Pure Joy (2011)
tubi has that one
In an era where horror films are often dominated by supernatural elements, jump scares, and elaborate visual effects, “Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight” emerges as a refreshing throwback to the classic slasher subgenre. Directed by the Polish filmmaker Bartosz M. Kowalski, this 2020 release manages to capture the essence of old-school horror while infusing it with a modern twist. The film revolves around a group of young tech-addicted individuals who attend a rehabilitation camp in a remote forest, hoping to disconnect from their devices and reconnect with nature. What starts as a seemingly ordinary tale of personal growth soon takes a nightmarish turn as the group finds themselves being stalked by a sadistic and brutal killer. The director skillfully builds tension and suspense throughout the movie, maintaining a palpable sense of dread as the characters are picked off one by one. What sets “Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight” apart is its homage to the classics. The film pays tribute to iconic slashers of the past, from the chilling atmosphere reminiscent of “Friday the 13th” to the unrelenting pursuit of the killer similar to “Halloween.” The practical effects and makeup used in the film are worth applauding, as they bring a visceral and realistic quality to the gore that harks back to the genre’s origins. At its core, the movie comments on the dangers of technology addiction and the disconnect it can create between people and the real world. The characters’ initial obsession with their devices makes them vulnerable,… Read more »
,,,,i do
The last about 20 movies that were put on here are pretty lame. I thought “Adoration” (2019) was going to be on here sometime (it’s the lamest one in the Fabrice Du Welz’s Ardennes trilogy but it’s better than this dreck). So many good effed up movies… “Pi” (1998), “Murder of Innocence” (1993), “Kill By Inches” (1999), “Eraserhead” (1977), “Clean, Shaven” (1993), “Revolution #9″ (2001),”No Way to Treat a Lady” (1968), “Angel Heart” (1987), “Cruising” (1980), “Rampage” (1987), “Red, White and Blue” (2010), etc.
Red, White and Blue is brilliant, Can’t praise that one enough, I’ve only seen Pi (awesome) & Eraserhead from that list, I’m glad you included them, Some things to look for now, Thanks.
Thanks for the reminder on completing the trilogy. Will add soon.
Can’t believe you mentioned Revolution 9. What an obscure reference. I thought I was the only guy who had seen it and I only watched it because I’m a massive Spalding Gray fan.
I’ve had Revolution #9 on DVD for a long time. I’m a big fan of Adrienne Shelly. I just watched the documentary “Adrienne” (2021). Adrienne was senselessly murdered at the age of 40 in 2006 just as her star was rising. Her daughter was only 2 years old at the time. It was first reported that she committed suicide. Her murderer is going to be set free very soon. I highly recommend the documentary. Have a box of tissues handy while viewing.
“Murder Story” (1977), “Flesh for Frankenstein” (1973), “An Andalusian Dog” (1929,), “Shivers” (1975), “Water Power” (1976)
The “Saw”-series.
If you include ”Flesh for Frankenstein” , then ”Blood for Dracula” is a must. ”Shivers” and ”Scanners” and Videodrome” etc. I would also recommend the ”Hellraiser” series although there are about 10 of them, just as the ”Saw” series, maybe a task too big for this site.
Clean Shaven — that was a great performance
“Moon” (2009), “Love” (2011), “Spider” (2002), “Bent” (1997), “Gerry” (2002), “Orphan” (2009), “Tyrannosaur” (2011), “The White Sound” (2004), “Alexandra’s Project” (2003), “Death and Cremation” (2010), “Dog Pound” (2010), “The Grey” (2011), “3 Women” (1977)
As a cinephile with a palate for diverse cinematic experiences, I ventured into “Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight” with great anticipation, hoping to sink my teeth into a delectable horror treat. Unfortunately, what was served on the silver screen didn’t quite satisfy my craving for a truly fulfilling cinematic experience. Much like a beautifully presented dish that ultimately falls short on flavor, this film seemed to be constructed with the right ingredients but lacked the finesse needed to create a truly memorable horror feast. The premise, which centered around a group of tech-dependent youths seeking rehabilitation in a remote forest, held promise akin to a unique fusion cuisine. The opportunity to explore the clash between modern technological addiction and the primal fears of the wilderness was tantalizing, yet the execution left much to be desired. The film struggled to strike a balance between homage to classic slasher films and the incorporation of contemporary horror elements. Just as a dish can falter when trying to blend too many flavors, “Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight” sometimes felt like an uneven concoction of horror tropes. The callbacks to iconic slashers were evident, but the narrative lacked the seasoning needed to make them seamlessly mesh with the overarching plot. Much like a meal that lacks proper seasoning, the characters seemed underdeveloped and bland. While I appreciated the attempt to inject social commentary on technology addiction into the narrative, the characters often came across as mere vessels for this message rather than fully… Read more »
This movie doesn’t deserve to be on EUM, it’s crappy horror for dumb teenagers, post 2010 teenagers.
“Morphine” (2008), “Tiresia” (2003) *It’s best to watch this one without knowing anything about it – 5 star film all the way – epic*, “The Omega Man” (1971), “Soylent Green” (1973), “Slaughterhouse Five” (1972), “Bad Lieutenant” (1992), “Reservoir Dogs” (1992), etc.
Plot spoilers with few words…dykes, sulen faced girl, teenagers with phone addiction, straight guy dressed as gay, gay guy failed flirt with hot blonde, giant with shitty boils and meteor sauce (whatever that is),.
Polish friday the 13th rip off, Cheap effects, The killer is kind of comical, all the camp kids are annoying so seeing them die is ok, but shit film, its on Netflix so thats how Un-Effed up it is. For all the fucking dickheads that will surely jump on my comment with their, homosexual themed smartass remarks, i recommend you go see Ron Jeremy & suck his dick. Goodbye.