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AKA: –
Directed by: Wolfgang Buld
Starring: Fiona Horsey (Helen), Paul Conway (Dennis), Amy Steel (Silvia), Beth Steel (Sonia)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:42:42
Genres: Body Modification, Violence against Men
Plot – Spoilers:
A guy in an oversized jacket, cycle and with tickets to an arthouse film watches the girl he likes make out with a guy in a car and with tickets to an Oasis show. Dejected, he walks away. But being a man of culture, he stalks the girl relentlessly until she offers herself to him. By now, we, unlike him, are aware that the girl has an insatiable monster lurking within her pussy that devours any man that fucks her. So it would’ve been a fittingly moral tale to learn from his fate – don’t be an overconcerned stalking gentleman, you might leave the girl with no other choice but to swallow you down her carnivorous pussy. Unfortunately, the guy refuses to compromise his respectability and keeps his penis tucked in. And so he lives on, managing to even charm his way into bed with conjoined twins. The girl meanwhile moves to London where she becomes a hooker swallowing up men and pocketing their money.
Comedy with 3 different stories rolled in to one i.e. a girl with a pussy that eats men, conjoined twin girls who get separated and a Bonnie & Clyde style bank robbery that goes sideways. It’s pretty funny. 3 stars.
just do her in d ass
Loved it
Awwww I really hurt you all & now you worship me,I get your blood boiling don’t I for correctly pointing out that you are a bunch of immature jerks,stop acting like pre teen faggots you pathetic gay cry babies,I am God here & you all know it
Grippy socks equal grippy cocks
Special Ed, ey i got this turbo meat gun ready to anihilate your asshhole
The part with the gynecologist was pretty triggering for me as someone who has been sexually assaulted by my (former) gynecologist. But I wish I could have made him disappear so he could never hurt another person again.
19 mins for the end! I find out this was made in the isle of weight. I fucking live opposite
Dennis should have been thrown down a well, even if it wasn’t Helen’s . . . He got on my nerves. Helen is great though, I have a crush on her.
i just couldnt get into this
like watching a hilarious polymorphously perverse british troma movie, little bit hard to follow though, also had a good soundtrack. surprised the bitch didn’t get fat from absorbing grown ass men up her cunt lol.
Movies like these are important because they give the Zed Mans of this world a reason to live. Where are you Zed Man. We miss you buddy.
So bad it’s amazing. Would have only been better had I seen this back in 2003 when it was released.
the accents make me giggle, even as a fellow brit.
other than that the film was shit
9/10
Low budget teeth, made me laugh alot if it was meant to idk