Directed by: Wolfgang Buld
Starring: Fiona Horsey (Helen), Paul Conway (Dennis), Amy Steel (Silvia), Beth Steel (Sonia)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Cinema
Genres: Body Modification, Violence against Men
Plot – Spoilers:
A guy in an oversized jacket, cycle and with tickets to an arthouse film watches the girl he likes, make out with a guy in a car and with tickets to an Oasis show. Dejected, he walks away. But being a man of culture, he stalks the girl relentlessly until she offers herself to him. By now, we, unlike him, are aware that the girl has an insatiable monster lurking within her pussy that devours any man that fucks her. So it would’ve been a fittingly moral tale to learn from his fate – don’t be an overconcerned stalking gentleman, you might leave the girl with no other choice but to swallow you down her carnivorous pussy. Unfortunately, the guy refuses to compromise his respectability and keeps his penis tucked in. And so he lives on, managing to even charm his way into bed with conjoined twins. The girl meanwhile moves to London where she becomes a hooker swallowing up men and pocketing their money.