Penetration Angst (2003)
AKA: –
Directed by: Wolfgang Buld
Starring: Fiona Horsey (Helen), Paul Conway (Dennis), Amy Steel (Silvia), Beth Steel (Sonia)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:42:42
Genres: Body Modification, Violence against Men
Plot – Spoilers:
A guy in an oversized jacket, cycle and with tickets to an arthouse film watches the girl he likes, make out with a guy in a car and with tickets to an Oasis show. Dejected, he walks away. But being a man of culture, he stalks the girl relentlessly until she offers herself to him. By now, we, unlike him, are aware that the girl has an insatiable monster lurking within her pussy that devours any man that fucks her. So it would’ve been a fittingly moral tale to learn from his fate – don’t be an overconcerned stalking gentleman, you might leave the girl with no other choice but to swallow you down her carnivorous pussy. Unfortunately, the guy refuses to compromise his respectability and keeps his penis tucked in. And so he lives on, managing to even charm his way into bed with conjoined twins. The girl meanwhile moves to London where she becomes a hooker swallowing up men and pocketing their money.
Loved it
Awwww I really hurt you all & now you worship me,I get your blood boiling don’t I for correctly pointing out that you are a bunch of immature jerks,stop acting like pre teen faggots you pathetic gay cry babies,I am God here & you all know it
Mods are Gods. The rest of us (including you) are mere peasants.
I want to make love,are you pre-teen?
Grippy socks equal grippy cocks
Special Ed, ey i got this turbo meat gun ready to anihilate your asshhole
Annihilate… You fucking simp
Now listen & listen very carefully you little crybaby faggots,all you do is whine & spam,i am God in these comments & no one can troll like me,your all weak cowards & all those jokes about me being a pedophile & liking 12 year olds is pathetic,why don’t you grow up,acting like little preteen faggots,but I am the best & you know it,I just wind them up & let them go,no one gets the pussy like me,ask my mum,I had 4 chicks in my basement last night & they’re still there so what you got to say about that? Little bitches whine & spam that’s all you do,you can’t hang with me,don’t try I have 11 different aliases & they’re all as badass as me,the OG rock spider,later faggots
Would you like a foaming hand shandy? Or a spritz perhaps…..”I wanna kiss you all overrepresented!”
The part with the gynecologist was pretty triggering for me as someone who has been sexually assaulted by my (former) gynecologist. But I wish I could have made him disappear so he could never hurt another person again.
WHO TF WOULD WANNA SEXUALLY ASSAULT U?!!!! FUCKING HEIFER LMFAO
You are so ugly i believe your sexual assault was just a dream
In ur dream fatso loooool gtfo with that dog-ass lard-ass face you disgusting ugly freak
check this out lmfao broooo dont eat me, gotta roll it in flour to find the wet spot
holy fuck, that’s why u went to a male gyno… u wanted to be fingered but he probably fisted ur cunt cos u big
LMAO a vet wouldn’t even touch you!!!! Fatty boomba
How do you know it was an assault? Did you attend an appointment with a male Gynaecologist knowing it is his profession to put his fingers inside of you? Unless he exclaimed to you “Do you like that?” I highly doubt you of all women would have been sexually assaulted.
19 mins for the end! I find out this was made in the isle of weight. I fucking live opposite
Dennis should have been thrown down a well, even if it wasn’t Helen’s . . . He got on my nerves. Helen is great though, I have a crush on her.
simp bro you slacking
i just couldnt get into this
maybe if you lost some weight.
hoe hoe
Can I get into your anus?
Me too,I need to be inside you
like watching a hilarious polymorphously perverse british troma movie, little bit hard to follow though, also had a good soundtrack. surprised the bitch didn’t get fat from absorbing grown ass men up her cunt lol.
Movies like these are important because they give the Zed Mans of this world a reason to live. Where are you Zed Man. We miss you buddy.
Dont worry, Mike. Im still here. Just watching more films and less commenting. Cheers.
Hey Mike – This Zed Man is a phony – I’m the real Zed Man.
Fuck you imposter – I’M the real Zed Man.
let there be Zed Man. I strike down all imposters with a mighty vengeance
It’s honestly really good to see you not taking the bate from these kids. Be the bigger person m’dude
*bait
Hello Eevie, you are so correct. Its not worth stressing about. I come in peace. Zed.
Best thing to do mate, leave the twats to their twattery!
How pugwashian all these master mates are. All this rolling with the trollies. A makeover and incestuous love is more clueless than a tory mp voting on which leash they want to sniff.
Then again anyone who has actually taken DMT will know that the perception fades almost immediately and becomes a a vaguery of false-memory.
Grow up…
Why. Who would want your outlook of life. Calling people mate and trying to sound as if you are above such twattery when all through this place you have shown low depths yourself.
I have only been around for a very short time and have already seen a trend on how you have treated others.
So no I will not grow up. The admins have quite clearly said they are hands off on what people say and a bit of trolling and taking the piss is well within what is acceptable here. What Z Man does or doesn`t do is enitirely up to him. Maybe he will give you an online reach-around. Maybe Z-man will st-lukes his sphinkter for your welcome cock.
I think in those siturations poppers would be a better smarty to pecieve with.
You’ve only strengthened his two words by writing this prolix shit. You should really take his advice and get over yourself.
In other news, the 53rd anniversary of the greatest technological achievement in the history of mankind, drunken Buzz Aldrin staggering on the moon, was 2 days ago and barely a mention of it in the news. If there is 400 degrees difference between light and shade in space, according to Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell, how would it be possible for the Apollo 13 crew to survive if they shut off the climate control in the LEM they were using as a lifeboat? Maybe that bug-eyed retard dream boat for the democrats Lori Lightfoot could give us one of her bullshit answers on the subject.
Great news for all you gullible morons that believe anything on the news. August 9th is the 53rd anniversary of the Charles Manson boogeyman fairy tale. The little rough and tough 5 foot 2 midget that weighed 90 pounds soaking wet was “the most dangerous man on Earth!” Long beard, long hair, hippie love beads, ripped dungarees, denim jackets, etc. Fuck yeah – all of that is allowed at maximum security prisons and at parole hearings. 81 year old mass murderers getting conjugal visits from their 27 year old bride in a max prison? It happens all the time. Russian collusion? Michelle Obama is a woman? Covid 19 isn’t bullshit? The list goes on and on…
In other other news, fuck off.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR HARDON FOR LIGHTFOOT AND OBAMA FUCKING WEIRDO
Says the biggest “twat” of them all.
I already told you: get the fuck outta here, loser. Nobody here (besides Zed Woman) likes you.
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Mummy still letting you use her ipad I see.
So bad it’s amazing. Would have only been better had I seen this back in 2003 when it was released.
Can I be your methamphetaking? <3
the accents make me giggle, even as a fellow brit.
other than that the film was shit
9/10
Low budget teeth, made me laugh alot if it was meant to idk