Penetration Angst (2003)

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Avg Rating: 3.3 / 5. Voted: 18

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Directed by: Wolfgang Buld
Starring: Fiona Horsey (Helen), Paul Conway (Dennis), Amy Steel (Silvia), Beth Steel (Sonia)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:42:42
Genres: Body Modification, Violence against Men

Plot – Spoilers:
A guy in an oversized jacket, cycle and with tickets to an arthouse film watches the girl he likes, make out with a guy in a car and with tickets to an Oasis show. Dejected, he walks away. But being a man of culture, he stalks the girl relentlessly until she offers herself to him. By now, we, unlike him, are aware that the girl has an insatiable monster lurking within her pussy that devours any man that fucks her. So it would’ve been a fittingly moral tale to learn from his fate – don’t be an overconcerned stalking gentleman, you might leave the girl with no other choice but to swallow you down her carnivorous pussy. Unfortunately, the guy refuses to compromise his respectability and keeps his penis tucked in. And so he lives on, managing to even charm his way into bed with conjoined twins. The girl meanwhile moves to London where she becomes a hooker swallowing up men and pocketing their money.

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Bambeemer
Bambeemer
July 15, 2022 5:46 pm

Low budget teeth, made me laugh alot if it was meant to idk

Rottingbrit
Rottingbrit
July 15, 2022 10:52 pm

the accents make me giggle, even as a fellow brit.
other than that the film was shit
9/10

amphetaqueen
amphetaqueen
July 16, 2022 3:23 am

So bad it’s amazing. Would have only been better had I seen this back in 2003 when it was released.

G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
Reply to  amphetaqueen
July 17, 2022 12:25 am

Can I be your methamphetaking? <3

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
July 16, 2022 4:05 pm

Movies like these are important because they give the Zed Mans of this world a reason to live. Where are you Zed Man. We miss you buddy.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Mike the Tramp
July 17, 2022 2:07 am

Dont worry, Mike. Im still here. Just watching more films and less commenting. Cheers.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Zed Man
July 17, 2022 2:19 am

Hey Mike – This Zed Man is a phony – I’m the real Zed Man.

The Real Zed Man
The Real Zed Man
Reply to  Zed Man
July 17, 2022 8:34 am

Fuck you imposter – I’M the real Zed Man.

God said
God said
Reply to  The Real Zed Man
July 18, 2022 12:28 pm

let there be Zed Man. I strike down all imposters with a mighty vengeance

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Zed Man
July 20, 2022 10:58 pm

It’s honestly really good to see you not taking the bate from these kids. Be the bigger person m’dude

Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Reply to  Eevie
July 20, 2022 11:06 pm

*bait

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Eevie
July 21, 2022 12:29 am

Hello Eevie, you are so correct. Its not worth stressing about. I come in peace. Zed.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Zed Man
July 21, 2022 9:04 pm

Best thing to do mate, leave the twats to their twattery!

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
July 22, 2022 2:48 am

How pugwashian all these master mates are. All this rolling with the trollies. A makeover and incestuous love is more clueless than a tory mp voting on which leash they want to sniff.
Then again anyone who has actually taken DMT will know that the perception fades almost immediately and becomes a a vaguery of false-memory.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  muffles
July 22, 2022 7:14 am

Grow up…

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
July 22, 2022 10:51 am

Why. Who would want your outlook of life. Calling people mate and trying to sound as if you are above such twattery when all through this place you have shown low depths yourself.
I have only been around for a very short time and have already seen a trend on how you have treated others.
So no I will not grow up. The admins have quite clearly said they are hands off on what people say and a bit of trolling and taking the piss is well within what is acceptable here. What Z Man does or doesn`t do is enitirely up to him. Maybe he will give you an online reach-around. Maybe Z-man will st-lukes his sphinkter for your welcome cock.
I think in those siturations poppers would be a better smarty to pecieve with.

Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
July 22, 2022 3:52 pm

In other news, the 53rd anniversary of the greatest technological achievement in the history of mankind, drunken Buzz Aldrin staggering on the moon, was 2 days ago and barely a mention of it in the news. If there is 400 degrees difference between light and shade in space, according to Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell, how would it be possible for the Apollo 13 crew to survive if they shut off the climate control in the LEM they were using as a lifeboat? Maybe that bug-eyed retard dream boat for the democrats Lori Lightfoot could give us one of her bullshit answers on the subject.
Great news for all you gullible morons that believe anything on the news. August 9th is the 53rd anniversary of the Charles Manson boogeyman fairy tale. The little rough and tough 5 foot 2 midget that weighed 90 pounds soaking wet was “the most dangerous man on Earth!” Long beard, long hair, hippie love beads, ripped dungarees, denim jackets, etc. Fuck yeah – all of that is allowed at maximum security prisons and at parole hearings. 81 year old mass murderers getting conjugal visits from their 27 year old bride in a max prison? It happens all the time. Russian collusion? Michelle Obama is a woman? Covid 19 isn’t bullshit? The list goes on and on…

Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Reply to  Let's Go Brandon
July 23, 2022 6:04 pm

In other other news, fuck off.

Peter Rose
Peter Rose
Reply to  Let's Go Brandon
July 25, 2022 1:48 am

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HARDON FOR LIGHTFOOT AND OBAMA FUCKING WEIRDO

Dmt does DP
Dmt does DP
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
July 28, 2022 12:50 pm

Says the biggest “twat” of them all.
I already told you: get the fuck outta here, loser. Nobody here (besides Zed Woman) likes you.
N
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Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Dmt does DP
July 28, 2022 2:36 pm

Mummy still letting you use her ipad I see.

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July 16, 2022 6:23 pm

like watching a hilarious polymorphously perverse british troma movie, little bit hard to follow though, also had a good soundtrack. surprised the bitch didn’t get fat from absorbing grown ass men up her cunt lol.

fred fat
fred fat
July 16, 2022 9:50 pm

i just couldnt get into this

Vampire Cat
Vampire Cat
Reply to  fred fat
July 18, 2022 2:00 pm

maybe if you lost some weight.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Vampire Cat
July 20, 2022 10:22 pm

hoe hoe

Regan MacNeil
Regan MacNeil
July 18, 2022 3:15 am

Dennis should have been thrown down a well, even if it wasn’t Helen’s . . . He got on my nerves. Helen is great though, I have a crush on her.