Penetration Angst (2003)

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Avg Rating: 3.5 / 5. Voted: 22

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Directed by: Wolfgang Buld
Starring: Fiona Horsey (Helen), Paul Conway (Dennis), Amy Steel (Silvia), Beth Steel (Sonia)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:42:42
Genres: Body Modification, Violence against Men

Plot – Spoilers:
A guy in an oversized jacket, cycle and with tickets to an arthouse film watches the girl he likes, make out with a guy in a car and with tickets to an Oasis show. Dejected, he walks away. But being a man of culture, he stalks the girl relentlessly until she offers herself to him. By now, we, unlike him, are aware that the girl has an insatiable monster lurking within her pussy that devours any man that fucks her. So it would’ve been a fittingly moral tale to learn from his fate – don’t be an overconcerned stalking gentleman, you might leave the girl with no other choice but to swallow you down her carnivorous pussy. Unfortunately, the guy refuses to compromise his respectability and keeps his penis tucked in. And so he lives on, managing to even charm his way into bed with conjoined twins. The girl meanwhile moves to London where she becomes a hooker swallowing up men and pocketing their money.

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Bambeemer
Bambeemer
July 15, 2022 5:46 pm

Low budget teeth, made me laugh alot if it was meant to idk

Rottingbrit
Rottingbrit
July 15, 2022 10:52 pm

the accents make me giggle, even as a fellow brit.
other than that the film was shit
9/10

amphetaqueen
amphetaqueen
July 16, 2022 3:23 am

So bad it’s amazing. Would have only been better had I seen this back in 2003 when it was released.

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
July 16, 2022 4:05 pm

Movies like these are important because they give the Zed Mans of this world a reason to live. Where are you Zed Man. We miss you buddy.

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July 16, 2022 6:23 pm

like watching a hilarious polymorphously perverse british troma movie, little bit hard to follow though, also had a good soundtrack. surprised the bitch didn’t get fat from absorbing grown ass men up her cunt lol.

fred fat
fred fat
July 16, 2022 9:50 pm

i just couldnt get into this

Regan MacNeil
Regan MacNeil
July 18, 2022 3:15 am

Dennis should have been thrown down a well, even if it wasn’t Helen’s . . . He got on my nerves. Helen is great though, I have a crush on her.

TheTaxman
TheTaxman
August 26, 2022 2:29 am

19 mins for the end! I find out this was made in the isle of weight. I fucking live opposite

MxMarvelous
MxMarvelous
September 5, 2022 5:01 am

The part with the gynecologist was pretty triggering for me as someone who has been sexually assaulted by my (former) gynecologist. But I wish I could have made him disappear so he could never hurt another person again.