Portraits of Andrea Palmer (2018)

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Directed by: C. Huston, J. Lyons
Starring: Katrina Zova (Andrea), Chad Alva (Pimp)
strong>Country: USA
Language: English
Runtime: 01:14:35
Genres: Porno-Themed, Self-Harm, BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Women, Misc Paraphilias, Pissing, Prostitution, Gruesome, Unsimulated Sex

Plot – Spoilers:
A camgirl Andrea is frustrated with her job and spends her days in irony, performing acts she verbally expresses her distaste for. An anonymous user contacts her with an unspecified opportunity, and Andrea smartly drops everything she has and heads for LA. A few days in, she realizes there’s no such opportunity and begins working as an escort. As her life gets more desperate, so do the extremities of her clients.

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Gary da plumber
Gary da plumber
March 25, 2026 2:56 pm

Blowjobs were meh

MASTERGOONER67
MASTERGOONER67
March 24, 2026 12:11 am

gooned ts

acie
acie
March 13, 2026 11:23 pm

boring i hate you

Scrim
Scrim
February 22, 2026 1:50 am

Reminded me of Star Wars with all the light sabers I saw

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
January 24, 2026 8:30 am

It’s like a porno/drama about a girl, who has shit for street smarts, getting fucked over again and again. Made on a shoe string budget, the film makers make the most out of it. It’s pretty good. 3 stars.

Jean-Bob
Jean-Bob
November 30, 2025 5:09 am

I can’t rewatch it… It’s too sad and hard…

ButteryGoodness
ButteryGoodness
November 22, 2025 8:37 pm

Why didnt she just go back home when it started getting bad?? surely cam work isnt half as bad as all the other stuff

SaintEffy
SaintEffy
June 30, 2025 12:07 am

couldn’t finish. but bitch had some tits tho

Captain Bugface
Captain Bugface
June 20, 2025 8:23 am

It would make a lousy musical.

panserfaust1488
panserfaust1488
June 19, 2025 7:01 am

not enough rape,

effedupfaggot
effedupfaggot
February 4, 2025 10:55 pm

edgelords in the replies dissing sex work is funny to me. That aside, I think the movie had so much potential but it turned out a bit too slow paced and boring while the theme, topics and ideas where right there to be turned into something greater. I Think the pimp actor sucked and played whatever stereotype of a pimp is and that’s it. There should’ve been more digging into Andrea’s backstory so the impact would be bigger and more touching instead of only showing her angst without no content of what her whole identity is. Also, unrelated sidenote — she’s very pretty!

Jean-Bob
Jean-Bob
October 2, 2024 8:59 pm

I didn’t expect this movie would be so deep and impactful. The beginning looked a bit messy, but it was an artistic illusion – it was a metaphor of the total mess the life of this poor girl was. The cruel descent into horror that the porn dimension of the movie took parallels the cruelty she experiences and the pain that goes on crushing her heart. The directing makes porn indeed less and less about fun, but more and more about survival, till it cannot feel arousing at all and viewers want it to end so the poor girl can keep what’s left of her soul. I’m impressed by the acting, the directing and everything. This movie showed the cruelty of things without taking measures like when the girl experiences after she returns from her journey to the park. I found the porn scenes were better filmed and directed than classic porn, more interesting to watch, maybe because there was a much deeper artistic intention in their filming. This movie really struck me and I truly felt the upper-neck area behind my head like it was burning in the end of the movie during its very last scene. If you have a soul, you can’t come out untouched from watching this movie.

Russ
Russ
July 3, 2024 11:16 am

Not much of a story line.

MissFuckedUp
MissFuckedUp
May 7, 2024 11:18 am

It’s like this wants to be Bunny Game, but it’s not willing to take the same risks or explore deep enough depravity. Gave up half way through.

hugh hefner
hugh hefner
April 9, 2024 7:42 pm

Regular porn have way better plots and acting.

not tellin ya
not tellin ya
March 17, 2024 12:43 am

11/10 want the director to 🍇 me

jess
jess
December 9, 2023 6:26 pm

if its bleeding then dont fix it

alex
alex
November 23, 2023 1:19 am

Sex work is WORK !!!

Nicky
Nicky
October 8, 2023 1:22 am

An art film about a prostitute who gets in too deep, every decision she makes brings her closer to a tragic ending. Interesting use of black & white & the sound design. 1/2 heavy handed cautionary tale with lots of real pornographic sex. Since it covers various paraphillias the audience here should be happy. If you want to dig deeper into porn/gore check out Lucifer Valentine.

jcd
jcd
August 26, 2023 7:45 pm

if this isnt porn, what is

A.d. marcel
A.d. marcel
August 25, 2023 8:14 am

This movie should’ve been called “God send me a pimp: I have no idea what I’m doing”