Salon Kitty (1976)

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Avg Rating: 4.4 / 5. Voted: 34

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Directed by: Tinto Brass
Starring: Ingrid Thulin (Kitty), Helmut Berger (Wallenberg), Teresa Ann Savoy (Margherita),
Country: Italy
Language: English (Eng Subs for foreign parts)
Runtime: 02:13:09
Genres: Based on a True Story, Gay-CrossDressing,
Prostitution, Military, Nazism, Violence Against Animals

Plot – Spoilers:
A film based on the high-end brothel Salon Kitty, used by the Nazis during their pomp to spy on important party members and foreign officials.

An over-ambitious Nazi officer Wallenberg is entrusted with the task of setting up a brothel to keep tabs on everyone who lose their minds when their dicks are out. He convinces Kitty, a famed Madam to shift base and employ trained and motivated Nazi beauties as her employees. One of the girls falls in love and experiences an ideological crisis and everything soon goes to shit. But not before a lot of gratuitous sex and comical bedroom secrets.

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Taco flavoured kises
Taco flavoured kises
November 5, 2023 1:28 pm

Wallenberg, lol. If you didn’t know that’s the name of just about the richest jew family in the world. Genius diversion of them.

Jeebeedaaïaahh
Jeebeedaaïaahh
August 21, 2023 8:56 pm

This one is not that fucked up lol. Just some hairy chicks jumping nazi officers bones, fun watch if you’re bored, just son’t take any of this stuff even remotely serious

KAN
KAN
August 16, 2023 7:16 am

Rubbish! The Nazi exploitation movies of Dyanne Thorne knew what the audiences wanted – sex, nudity, torture, sadism and her big boobs!

Bukowski
Bukowski
June 1, 2023 1:20 pm

Interesting movie. Remember both the nazis and communists were funded by Wall Street. Salon kitty was real- a nazi version of Jeffrey Epstein/Ghislaine Maxwell. Look it up.

I have a note in my phone that says WATCH ALL TINTO BRASS FILMS. I don’t remember writing it, must have been drunk.

Good cinematography, but the endless smut was a bit boring.
Still had fun, thanks EUM.

too
too
January 7, 2023 9:46 am

very unique experience

bret
bret
May 20, 2021 12:01 pm

this is jewish propaganda filth. They control Hollywood and pump out a new WW2 movie every few months dehumanizing the germans. They want you to think they were cross dressing weirdos when the opposite is true, Germans burned all the transgender porn and degenerate filth. They would have burned this trash too. They controlled the 4 American media outlets back then and scared the Americans into siding with Stalin and the communists. the Germans were defending themselves from the International jews who control your banks and media and governments today.

Farfadet Kennedy
Farfadet Kennedy
Reply to  bret
May 21, 2021 3:37 am

u a homo gay cocksucking ball licker yes?

GoreWhore
GoreWhore
Reply to  Farfadet Kennedy
May 22, 2021 7:59 am

You keep asking people of they’re gay? Are you looking for a dick to suck, or is it one up that ass that you’re seeking? YIKES!! I know!! You want to be the “spit on the barbie”!!

poopsoup
poopsoup
Reply to  bret
June 13, 2021 5:02 am

holy fuck the stupid is strong with this one. did your uncle spank you with a swastika on the end of a stick when he raped you as a child?

Matthew Gibbons
Matthew Gibbons
Reply to  bret
July 15, 2021 8:54 pm

people are only angry because you’re right, fucking kike shit

D.LoG
D.LoG
Reply to  Matthew Gibbons
June 6, 2022 2:40 am

Speak into the barrel of a shotgun when you say that big daddy. He’ll let you suck that cold hard steel a bit before pulling back the trigger ever so gently.

Kahn V
Kahn V
April 17, 2021 7:49 am

This movie was fun to watch hehehe hail Hitler lol

poopsoup
poopsoup
Reply to  Kahn V
June 13, 2021 4:57 am

if you like Hitler enough to be so proud you can announce it why don’t you do what he did, put a gun to your head and show your brain the emergency exit? then you can follow him wherever the fuck he ended up and be a good boy and drop your swastika panties in front of him then bend over. I’m sure he would ram that nazi pride right into you.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  poopsoup
June 13, 2021 10:37 am

Well said

D.LoG
D.LoG
Reply to  Kahn V
June 6, 2022 2:35 am

You sound like a pussy ass bitch that sits behind the screen whacking off to photos of Hitler. “Hehehe” Dumb mfr. You may as well kill yourself now because you’re worthless to society.

OJ
OJ
November 5, 2020 7:33 am

What a time was 60’s and 70’s……. What a pitty I missed it. 2020 is literally the worst time for being a man.

Guy ballsack
Guy ballsack
Reply to  OJ
October 30, 2021 4:02 am

Yes this is true. More lonely. Less family. Less friends. Less generational wealth and property. Less take home pay. Less upward mobility. More responsibility. More taxes.

XYisadisease
XYisadisease
Reply to  Guy ballsack
November 30, 2021 8:01 am

Good. I hope you’re thoroughly upset about it.

XYisadisease
XYisadisease
Reply to  OJ
November 30, 2021 8:01 am

And you’ll die missing out you fucking loser

necrodancer
necrodancer
Reply to  XYisadisease
November 30, 2021 9:31 am

oh look. it’s another fat ugly chick who hate men because they find her repulsive. must suck to be you.

D.LoG
D.LoG
Reply to  necrodancer
June 6, 2022 2:33 am

Awfully bold of you to try to describe someone’s appearance based on a comment made on effedupmovies ????????????

Wassupmyboyy510
Wassupmyboyy510
October 9, 2020 9:47 am

Anybody out there, please lmk all great, fucked up , sexy movies , tht involve nasty fucked up shit like this, if you may , please send them this way. Looking for more fire ass movies like this to watch.

?thank you very much

Nobody in particular...
Nobody in particular...
Reply to  Wassupmyboyy510
October 20, 2020 4:11 am

If you like this movie you might also like Salo or the 120 days of sodom (you’ve probably already heard of this one seeing as it makes just about every single ‘most disturbing’ list ever) or The Night Porter, not quite as extreme but more interesting in my opinion. You could also check out Caligula which was directed by Tinto Brass, director of Salon Kitty. I haven’t seen it myself (some people say it’s really boring), but it’s apparently messed up, just two and a half hours of sex and violence and sadism. Make sure you watch the uncut version though. I’d also ‘recommend’ La Grande Bouffet which is one of the sickest films I’ve seen, despite lacking in some of the usual perversions. I left that film feeling sick with humanity, and though I’ve seen shit that’s way more vulgar it’s the only movie that’s ever truly disgusted me. Salo and Caligula are available on this website. It’s also worth just browsing on here, you’ll inevitable come across some weird vile shit. I’d read the comments first if I were you because generally if people say a movie is a dull, pretentious piece of crap, it is. Sorry if you’ve already seen any of these and that this list is a bit generic. There were other films I’ve seen (for instance A Serbian Film) but am hesistant to recommend because they’re so awful (just my opinion however I know other people love A Serbian Film). It depends whether you… Read more »

Sophie
Sophie
Reply to  Nobody in particular...
November 12, 2020 1:16 am

My friend ,you are sending information about European cinema to a complete moron with that guy !

D.LoG
D.LoG
Reply to  Sophie
June 6, 2022 2:31 am

My thoughts exactly

Nobody
Nobody
July 22, 2020 12:52 am

They show a lot of pretty women with great bodies and yet the movie focuses on the plainest most flat chested woman there. Her face is actually quite ugly. This makes the film very boring. We are forced to follow this dud of a woman around for 2 hours.

Skinny Teens for life
Skinny Teens for life
Reply to  Nobody
September 19, 2020 11:31 am

Some people like girls like her

Wilde
Wilde
Reply to  Nobody
November 12, 2020 1:14 am

Sorry but you are a very ,very ignorant human being!
Do you not realise ( I’ ve read the book years ago & will not watch the film because of attitudes like yours) this is based on real events of women who were systematically raped by the SS ,some as young as 8 or 9 yrs old…drugged raped & if they got pregnant ,got syphilis through continual abuse..they were executed .
This still happens every 3 seconds a female ,even babies are sex trafficked for purev££ ,your attitude offended me to the core ,but then again no doubt you are American ,young and have no conception of life outside your ignorant country !

GoreWhore
GoreWhore
Reply to  Wilde
May 22, 2021 7:54 am

Says the dumpy-ass, flat-chested, homely chick that nobody asked to dance….

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  GoreWhore
June 23, 2021 4:30 am

Well stated.

IncelKiller
IncelKiller
Reply to  GoreWhore
November 30, 2021 12:33 am

If people don’t like human trafficking.. then they’re ugly? You sound like an incel.