Woods (2006)

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Avg Rating: 3.7 / 5. Voted: 22

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Directed by: Lucky McKee
Starring: Agnes Bruckner, Patricia Clarkson, Rachel Nichols, Bruce Campbell
Country: USA
Language: English (English subtitles)
Runtime: 01:27:10
Genres: Horror

Plot – Spoilers:
Set in mid ’60s America, Heather is a teen with anarchist tendencies, at least according to her parents. They all lead distant lives and when Heather burns down a tree in their yard, her mother decides the best way to tame her is to send her to an all-girls boarding school situated in the middle of the woods. The headmistress’s willingness to accept her on a scholarship doesn’t trigger her parents too much, though the Dad (Bruce Campbell) seems a little uncertain.

From early on in her stay, Heather is targeted by bullies and the headmistress, but fights back while seeking solace in the friendship of a wide-eyed girl who stares at her a lot. Strange things begin to occur with stories of missing girls and witches adding to the eeriness.

Favorite Scenes:
Not too many, but Agnes Bruckner is kind of pretty and keeps you interested. Mostly, Bruce Campbell’s scenes are quite enjoyable with his trademark quirks.

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November 29, 2022 4:14 pm

I’d fuck her

January 10, 2021 5:36 am

Hi Admin, I am sorry but this movie calls “The Woods” according to IMDB.

December 29, 2020 1:59 pm

not even finished the movie, but this pissed me ff. “a loving mother never abandons her child. so why would she abandon you?” uh?? because shes clearly a narcissistic piece of shit who should have never been a mother. fucks sake. yeah, blame the kid. its so easy to blame a fucking kid.

August 27, 2020 11:03 am

Bruce just needs to stay away from the woods. Be it camping or bording school, he’s just got the worst luck in forests.

April 5, 2020 8:08 am

Is this in sepia or is it just me? Adds to the atmosphere if it’s intentional