Cronos (1992)

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Avg Rating: 4.1 / 5. Voted: 36

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Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Federico Luppi (Jesús Gris), Ron Perlman (Angel de la Guardia), Claudio Brook (Dieter de la Guardia), Tamara Shanath (Aurora), Daniel Giménez Cacho (Coroner, Margarita Isabel (Mercedes)
Country: Mexico; Effed Up Mexican Movies
Language: Spanish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Spanish Films
Runtime: 01:32:23
Genres: Vampires, Sci-Fi, Insects

Plot – Spoilers:
A 16th-century alchemist devises a bug-looking object designed to give its user eternal life. But this comes with a craving for blood.

Four hundred years later, the device serendipitously lands in the hands of an elderly antique shop owner who is fascinated by the transformation when he experiments with it. To lend some drama, there’s a dying wealthy man who’s been hunting the device for years.

Cronos features scenes that rise above the ’90s staple including an unexpectedly memorable performance from a coroner.

Random:
Somos Lo Que Hay was a kind of spiritual sequel to Cronos.

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KAN
KAN
December 17, 2023 3:50 pm

Fascinating device but dull and slow movie.
It would be good trimmed to 60 minutes.

aborted cacti
aborted cacti
August 21, 2023 8:48 pm

I have a friend who dresses in drag. He isn’t a pedophile either, he actually has a child and is divorced. I say do whatever makes you happy, I’m tired of seeing words like faggot and relating that it’s affiliated with pedophilia. It’s not the case for so many.

DOOMSDAY WARNING
DOOMSDAY WARNING
July 31, 2023 6:08 am

Hey superstar

Hala
Hala
July 29, 2023 6:00 am

Why are they playing an Argentine tango when the movie is supposed to be in Mexico? Never mind, the average punter won’t know the difference lol.

guest
guest
July 28, 2023 4:33 pm

hey admin

thanks for the strange movie Cronos with the
creepy granddaughter named Aurora
the movie was still entertaining
for a second time watch!

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Since our buddy “steve”
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from 2:00 until 6:00 BST
(9:00 – 12:00 EDT),

maybe you could ask your handsome
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(if he is still available)

Create something like a
server-level cron job to
close then reopen
the comments section
weekdays
after school
until
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Probably wishful thinking,
but could get up to a 50%
reduction in shitposts
(say 25 shitposts instead of
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Navy Joan Roberts
Navy Joan Roberts
July 26, 2023 9:51 pm

Make sure you vote for my granddad next year you low information stupid fucks. Don’t worry. He won’t try to rip you off and crush the middle class. Happy days are here again you fucking morons.

Fuck You
Fuck You
July 24, 2023 9:32 pm

Cry baby creeps

Cole
Cole
July 24, 2023 6:53 pm

33 shot in Chicago this weekend. 6 dead – 27 injured. It’s gonna be a wild monkey summer, man.

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
July 24, 2023 10:04 am

ʞɔıp ʎɯ ʞɔnS

Richard (Emma)
Richard (Emma)
July 24, 2023 7:53 am

Just under a week & ill have no cock & a brand new vag,i’m sooooo excited,as soon as it heals,line up boys I’m keen to try out my new hot pocket

Doc
Doc
July 24, 2023 6:40 am

Trigger my prick steven

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
July 23, 2023 11:26 pm

YO STEVE…..SUCK MY DICK,you tranny cunt

You are...
You are...
July 22, 2023 7:39 pm

A bunch of cry babies

Stroke my downvote
Stroke my downvote
July 22, 2023 5:33 pm

Steve,can you downvote me please….im on the vinegar stoke & ill definitely cum when i see that red face,thanks my guy

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
July 22, 2023 5:17 pm

Hey Richard/Steve? Have they cut your mouse prick off yet & carved you a cunt? Like no shit I’m curious,you seem a bit nasty & “Triggered” kinda like a “crybaby” lately,Cmon now man up lady,its all good,a lil snip of your Mickey mouse pecker & you can be the “EMMA” you’ve always wanted you dont have to pretend in the comments now,maybe it’ll lower your sex drive for children & you can just be a faggot or whatever,I’d say all the best but i wouldnt mean it,maybe you’ll die under anaesthesia during the OP? We can hope,best out come really,changing your name every dat must suck,no matter what your bitch ass says i can say im me……freak

You crud
You crud
July 22, 2023 4:44 pm

Hey Berkowitz – you’re an immature triggered coward. You should stfu you jack off idiot.

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
July 22, 2023 4:37 pm

Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha hahaha oh shit Hahahahahahahaha hahaha no more downvotes steve/richard emma i just can’t take it no nore lmfao hahaha,look…….”Bruh” you’ll have your rodent pecker & balls removed next week & you can finally be you,dont get “triggered” like a “crybaby” you’ll be fine.

Fuck you you crud
Fuck you you crud
July 22, 2023 1:33 am

Die yuppie scum!

meowmix
meowmix
July 21, 2023 4:12 pm

When did this site become a gathering point for autistic edgelords off their meds? Eat shit admin, you’re spineless cuck faggot

You are...
You are...
July 20, 2023 4:35 pm

A bunch of pussies

Dick then ED
Dick then ED
July 20, 2023 9:08 am

@Admin One goes, one comes back. If Richard does a steve…,… can you flush him as well please.

Fonzy Forever
Fonzy Forever
July 20, 2023 1:35 am

The blurb reminds me of a film called Night Shift, 1982. Absolute trash but also quite fucked up in an early 80`s way. Something for when you need a bit of light relief.

Clockwork sucker
Clockwork sucker
July 19, 2023 1:57 pm

Slow and nothing much surprising actually happens. I couldn`t help thinking that he was turning into a ninja turtle by the end.

fred fat
fred fat
July 19, 2023 9:16 am

i am the girl who wanted to be god

Venom
Venom
July 19, 2023 6:31 am

The dark silhouette of a Creature, poised, crouched on
the corner of a cliff’s edge, waits eagerly…eyes glare
patiently, red eyes, full of fire and torment, gleam
with a frenzied brightness across the shadowed valleys below

A crack of thunder breaks the deafening silence which once ruled
the plains. The creature is unmoved by the commotion of the
noise and the blinding fork of lightning which strikes only a few
yards from where it lays – in wait – for something…

SATAN LAUGHS

Wings spread in a magnificent fullness, the creature stands in
full glory, inhaling deeply of the ice cold air, each tendon and muscle
ripping in an almighty stance of the great dimensional deity

LUCIFER SMILES

From the far far West, a chariot of fire emerges, traveling at a
tremendous speed towards the Creature

THE CREATURE LAUGHS

As if in a maddened state of mind, the Creature leaps up
off the ridge and hovers with dignity in the now cloudless sky,
it’s long red hair blowing freely in the wind.
The chariot emerges, and with a sharp swift movement, the
creature takes the reins and flies off into the night, howling
out immortal cries in prediction of war…

AT WAR WITH SATAN

The warriors gather slowly ’round the sacred city, Hell
Satan screams a vengeance on the land his angels fell
Tyrants pray disaster for the land of love and trust
Demons plot a way to turn the Heavens into dust…

(to be continued…)

analchildmolester
analchildmolester
July 18, 2023 9:22 pm

del toro is over rated – devils backbone is about the best pf a mediocre bunch

coco kiss
coco kiss
July 18, 2023 7:09 pm

awesome movie… i think the first movie from master Guillermo del Toro
Gracias
coco