Cronos (1992)
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Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Federico Luppi (Jesús Gris), Ron Perlman (Angel de la Guardia), Claudio Brook (Dieter de la Guardia), Tamara Shanath (Aurora), Daniel Giménez Cacho (Coroner, Margarita Isabel (Mercedes)
Country: Mexico; Effed Up Mexican Movies
Language: Spanish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Spanish Films
Runtime: 01:32:23
Genres: Vampires, Sci-Fi, Insects
Plot – Spoilers:
A 16th-century alchemist devises a bug-looking object designed to give its user eternal life. But this comes with a craving for blood.
Four hundred years later, the device serendipitously lands in the hands of an elderly antique shop owner who is fascinated by the transformation when he experiments with it. To lend some drama, there’s a dying wealthy man who’s been hunting the device for years.
Cronos features scenes that rise above the ’90s staple including an unexpectedly memorable performance from a coroner.
Random:
Somos Lo Que Hay was a kind of spiritual sequel to Cronos.
I have a friend who dresses in drag. He isn’t a pedophile either, he actually has a child and is divorced. I say do whatever makes you happy, I’m tired of seeing words like faggot and relating that it’s affiliated with pedophilia. It’s not the case for so many.
Hey superstar
How yo udoing friend, having good time? fuking hot negro womenm?? what are you about… really drop the facade. scumbag
Condoms
hello there bastard what is the problem?….. i see through you ”friend”
Condoms?
Suck my dick
Fake admin posts can be discerned by the fact they won’t be tagged in the color Red.
I am off for a while. No one to help with modding the site since no one else gives a shit at this point :)) Updates will take a bit but I’ll keep a closer watch on the comments.
Have a nice break.
Keep an eye on the cunt with the penchant for phrases & words like “listen & listen very carefully” listen up” “preteen faggots” “12 year old,Elementary school kids” “gay cry babies” “cowards” “Awwww” “better luck next time” “douche bags” “grow up” so if you notice any of this well recognisable words/sayings from an individual who was originally known under the name “Steve” but now will just copy others user name hoping you will yield it,so he can hide his pedo ass,or uses the monikers Richard,Ed,Edna,Jonathon,Joey,Josh,David,a concerned friend,fuck you,Doomsday clock among others,while powerless & extremely limited & pissweak around adults he is extremely dangerous to children left unattended,if you think you may know or recognise this cunt please do us a favour & call police asap,you could save a life or a life of torment today…..please help us catch this real COWARD!!!!
stfu jack off cry baby
Suck my dick
Baby cried the day the circus came to town
’cause she didn’t want parades just passin’ by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about ‘er ’cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me
Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she’d found
There was nothin’ left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can’t be broken ’cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told ‘er
Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it
Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Lol this faggot & his Taylor swift song WTF dude,you weird little queer,whats next? A Lizzo concert with your glow sticks? The Barbie movie with your underage BF? You took the time to write out Taylor swift and what lyrics…..here? Even copy & paste is oddball enough you fruity rainbow cunt hhaaaaaa
Haaaaa what a fag
Why are they playing an Argentine tango when the movie is supposed to be in Mexico? Never mind, the average punter won’t know the difference lol.
Got it!
hey admin
thanks for the strange movie Cronos with the
creepy granddaughter named Aurora
the movie was still entertaining
for a second time watch!
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Since our buddy “steve”
is out of school
from 2:00 until 6:00 BST
(9:00 – 12:00 EDT),
maybe you could ask your handsome
programmer friend
(if he is still available)
Create something like a
server-level cron job to
close then reopen
the comments section
weekdays
after school
until
dinner time?
Probably wishful thinking,
but could get up to a 50%
reduction in shitposts
(say 25 shitposts instead of
47 shitposts out of 47 comments)
cheers mate
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Make sure you vote for my granddad next year you low information stupid fucks. Don’t worry. He won’t try to rip you off and crush the middle class. Happy days are here again you fucking morons.
Fuck off and suck my dick.
Fuck off & Duck my sick
Shut up under cover pedophile
Cry baby creeps
you GODDAM FOOL!!!! FOOL!!!!
Cowards for keeps?
Lick my yeast infected pussy
33 shot in Chicago this weekend. 6 dead – 27 injured. It’s gonna be a wild monkey summer, man.
Niggers be dropping like flies
Grandpa Biden signs proclamation for Emmett Till national monument. He cares more about a rapist nigger than he cares about his 4 year old granddaughter Navy Joan Roberts.
ʞɔıp ʎɯ ʞɔnS
Can you spunk on my upper lip?
Only if your a kid
Just under a week & ill have no cock & a brand new vag,i’m sooooo excited,as soon as it heals,line up boys I’m keen to try out my new hot pocket
A bunch of cry babies
Brutal put down,vicious,ouch.
MYOB you crud
Savage
I know. Read all the comments below of the idiots having mental fits. Whoops! There’s gonna be some back lash now.
Suck my dick
A incestuos transsexual pedophile,suck my dick while its still here
Steve,can you downvote me please….im on the vinegar stoke & ill definitely cum when i see that red face,thanks my guy
Suck my dick
If you downvote me baby,I’ll suck you dry
Hey Richard/Steve? Have they cut your mouse prick off yet & carved you a cunt? Like no shit I’m curious,you seem a bit nasty & “Triggered” kinda like a “crybaby” lately,Cmon now man up lady,its all good,a lil snip of your Mickey mouse pecker & you can be the “EMMA” you’ve always wanted you dont have to pretend in the comments now,maybe it’ll lower your sex drive for children & you can just be a faggot or whatever,I’d say all the best but i wouldnt mean it,maybe you’ll die under anaesthesia during the OP? We can hope,best out come really,changing your name every dat must suck,no matter what your bitch ass says i can say im me……freak
Hey Berkowitz – you’re an immature triggered coward. You should stfu you jack off idiot.
Hahahahahaha are you hey pedo steve “Wound up” buddy you’ve got me “triggerd?” Ok kets count the words you’ve used in your last 157 comments 1#Triggered (possibly your favourite word ever,2#faggots 3#crybaby 4#coward#,elementary school#preteen#12 year old#jacking off#jerk off#douchebag……ok we have every fucking word you know & every word in every comment for over a year,now,youve commented on my IQ & Education level yet cannot command anything deeper than i wrote above? No? Maybe its hormones,after you have your sex change things will steady,but having full blown aids,must be rough,fight the good fight…..oh if i made a spelling mistake please do tell,appreciate it.
Hey can you……SUCK MY DICK
You sound gay as fuck bruh
Suck my dick…..BRUH
That hardly works as any kind of insult coming from an AIDS ridden homosexul & pedophile who’s about to become a transvestite,so have another try bruh
Suck my dick
Swallow my load
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha hahaha oh shit Hahahahahahahaha hahaha no more downvotes steve/richard emma i just can’t take it no nore lmfao hahaha,look…….”Bruh” you’ll have your rodent pecker & balls removed next week & you can finally be you,dont get “triggered” like a “crybaby” you’ll be fine.
Downvote Donny says hi hopes you don’t miss himself in
Suck my dick
What dick?,theres fuck all there now & whats left will be removed when you become “Emma” next week,you Trans fuckhead
Die yuppie scum!
When did this site become a gathering point for autistic edgelords off their meds? Eat shit admin, you’re spineless cuck faggot
Hey meowmix you little pussy, it became a gathering point for autistic edgelords off their meds as soon as you arrived you fucking moron. Apologize to the Admin right now you fucking jack off. Better yet, leave and go somewhere else if you don’t like it here at EUM you crud.
Ingore that fuckwit using my name,he/she/they/them (is that right?) Is just a bit grumpy Because he’s (?) transitioning from male to female soon,in a last ditch effort to cure their pedophilia & find their “true self” (all 10 of them) Steve/Richard is about to become Emma & he/she//they/them is a bit nervous about the big operation coming up & is quite easily “Triggered” we can only wish it well & remember how stunning & brave this is,Extra brave considering having full blown AIDS.
Cry baby
Pedophile/Transvestite
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
A bunch of pussies
Steve? Richard? My apologies it’s Emma now.
You sound gay as fuck bruh
You sound like steve bruh
@Admin One goes, one comes back. If Richard does a steve…,… can you flush him as well please.
Dude……Richard is steve & Ed & 10 others & if you make him cry he’ll write a bunch of shit under your user name thinking he’ll embarrass your “good name here on EUM”if anything you read containing the words or phrases “Listen & lesten very carefully,Preteen faggot,Elementary school,kids or faggots,cowards,cry baby,gay cry baby,grow up,jerk off,jack offs,Awww,better luck next time” anytime you see a comment filled with those words,over & over & over you’ll have yourself the pedo,penile inplant known as Richard,steve,Ed & the rest of the predatory prowler gang….but its The OG psychiatric Steve,molester of minors! THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE
Hey Heinz Nazijewburner – you seem to know everything about what goes on here on the comment boards. If you would take your time more and not panic when you write comments people might take you more seriously. “Listen & lesten very carefully?” When you see a red squiggly line underneath a word it means it is not spelled correctly. It’s basic English. Misspelled words and improper use of punctuation are a sign of a very low IQ and limited education. Try not to panic Heinz Nazijewburner.
The blurb reminds me of a film called Night Shift, 1982. Absolute trash but also quite fucked up in an early 80`s way. Something for when you need a bit of light relief.
No one cares so stfu you jack off faggot.
Nope…
Slow and nothing much surprising actually happens. I couldn`t help thinking that he was turning into a ninja turtle by the end.
i am the girl who wanted to be god
I am the guy up a 12 year old boy
fuck off dick
What about a 6 year old? Theyre the best
The dark silhouette of a Creature, poised, crouched on
the corner of a cliff’s edge, waits eagerly…eyes glare
patiently, red eyes, full of fire and torment, gleam
with a frenzied brightness across the shadowed valleys below
A crack of thunder breaks the deafening silence which once ruled
the plains. The creature is unmoved by the commotion of the
noise and the blinding fork of lightning which strikes only a few
yards from where it lays – in wait – for something…
SATAN LAUGHS
Wings spread in a magnificent fullness, the creature stands in
full glory, inhaling deeply of the ice cold air, each tendon and muscle
ripping in an almighty stance of the great dimensional deity
LUCIFER SMILES
From the far far West, a chariot of fire emerges, traveling at a
tremendous speed towards the Creature
THE CREATURE LAUGHS
As if in a maddened state of mind, the Creature leaps up
off the ridge and hovers with dignity in the now cloudless sky,
it’s long red hair blowing freely in the wind.
The chariot emerges, and with a sharp swift movement, the
creature takes the reins and flies off into the night, howling
out immortal cries in prediction of war…
AT WAR WITH SATAN
The warriors gather slowly ’round the sacred city, Hell
Satan screams a vengeance on the land his angels fell
Tyrants pray disaster for the land of love and trust
Demons plot a way to turn the Heavens into dust…
(to be continued…)
The standard bearers chosen from the mass of Satan’s dogs
To hold the flag of Hades high, defying all the gods
Satanas laughs the words of war, the Heavens shake with fear
Armageddon sings his song, the battle’s ever near…
\m/ -l-
Alllllllllll Hellllssssss Breakin Looooooose!
Hello how you doing mate having good timesi hope ha!
gkeepon
del toro is over rated – devils backbone is about the best pf a mediocre bunch
“Counterfeit/Fake”
YOU AINT ABOUT THAT LIFE
TRUST ME YOU HO
You cant molest like me my bro,
I molest with the best
A 12 year old ass fest
You can’t fuckin jack my style
I can jerk em off,watch for a while
Cos I’m da master molester
Bring your shit & I’ll contest ya
No one gets deep in dat ass like me
So bro who are da fuck you tryin to be
got my homies from age 12 back to 3
With dat name who think you tryin to be
Im the only molester around these here parts
So fuck off chester you’ll get a prick in your ass
So I’ll be catching you later king mastabator
Stop usin my name for a while cos I’m the real pedophile!
NO ONE TEARS UP THAT PRETEEN ASS LIKE ME,Y’ALL WHACK!!!
Lyrics by Rapping Rick the Rapist & the 3 amigos,Steve,Ed,Doomsday diddly dickwad &….Josh @Predatory Records
You sound gay af bruh
Using a girls name Richard/Steve? Sound like a Tranny…..Bruh
Like tha lil tune……Emma?
Relax cry baby
“Relax…dont do it
When you wanna go to it?”
Frankie goes to hollywood?
“Wont you take me to
Funky Tooooown”
Hope the operation goes well,best wishes
You sound gay as fuck bruh
Cool,steve/richard…..now Emma,its perfectly acceptable to be transsexual today,gooduck,its brave & stunning……BRUH
The person that calls themselves Emma really gets under your skin. You’re all pissed off just like a little cry baby.
Lol ok,how long to the operation bud? Exciting times
awesome movie… i think the first movie from master Guillermo del Toro
Gracias
coco