Cronos (1992)
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Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Federico Luppi (Jesús Gris), Ron Perlman (Angel de la Guardia), Claudio Brook (Dieter de la Guardia), Tamara Shanath (Aurora), Daniel Giménez Cacho (Coroner, Margarita Isabel (Mercedes)
Country: Mexico; Effed Up Mexican Movies
Language: Spanish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Spanish Films
Runtime: 01:32:23
Genres: Vampires, Sci-Fi, Insects
Plot – Spoilers:
A 16th-century alchemist devises a bug-looking object designed to give its user eternal life. But this comes with a craving for blood.
Four hundred years later, the device serendipitously lands in the hands of an elderly antique shop owner who is fascinated by the transformation when he experiments with it. To lend some drama, there’s a dying wealthy man who’s been hunting the device for years.
Cronos features scenes that rise above the ’90s staple including an unexpectedly memorable performance from a coroner.
Random:
Somos Lo Que Hay was a kind of spiritual sequel to Cronos.
It’s weird. I liked it. 4 stars.
Fascinating device but dull and slow movie.
It would be good trimmed to 60 minutes.
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Fake admin posts can be discerned by the fact they won’t be tagged in the color Red.
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Why are they playing an Argentine tango when the movie is supposed to be in Mexico? Never mind, the average punter won’t know the difference lol.
hey admin
thanks for the strange movie Cronos with the
creepy granddaughter named Aurora
the movie was still entertaining
for a second time watch!
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The blurb reminds me of a film called Night Shift, 1982. Absolute trash but also quite fucked up in an early 80`s way. Something for when you need a bit of light relief.
Slow and nothing much surprising actually happens. I couldn`t help thinking that he was turning into a ninja turtle by the end.
i am the girl who wanted to be god
The dark silhouette of a Creature, poised, crouched on
the corner of a cliff’s edge, waits eagerly…eyes glare
patiently, red eyes, full of fire and torment, gleam
with a frenzied brightness across the shadowed valleys below
A crack of thunder breaks the deafening silence which once ruled
the plains. The creature is unmoved by the commotion of the
noise and the blinding fork of lightning which strikes only a few
yards from where it lays – in wait – for something…
SATAN LAUGHS
Wings spread in a magnificent fullness, the creature stands in
full glory, inhaling deeply of the ice cold air, each tendon and muscle
ripping in an almighty stance of the great dimensional deity
LUCIFER SMILES
From the far far West, a chariot of fire emerges, traveling at a
tremendous speed towards the Creature
THE CREATURE LAUGHS
As if in a maddened state of mind, the Creature leaps up
off the ridge and hovers with dignity in the now cloudless sky,
it’s long red hair blowing freely in the wind.
The chariot emerges, and with a sharp swift movement, the
creature takes the reins and flies off into the night, howling
out immortal cries in prediction of war…
AT WAR WITH SATAN
The warriors gather slowly ’round the sacred city, Hell
Satan screams a vengeance on the land his angels fell
Tyrants pray disaster for the land of love and trust
Demons plot a way to turn the Heavens into dust…
(to be continued…)
del toro is over rated – devils backbone is about the best pf a mediocre bunch
awesome movie… i think the first movie from master Guillermo del Toro
Gracias
coco